"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

I'm taking credit for coining "Carlos' Last Stand" overat the HJE Shoutbox.

The season's tonight.  If Big Z shits the bed again, they'll pack it in, as they really have no chance.  If he pitches like his fat ass is supposed to, then there's hope and they'll stay in until the end.

?I'll probably watch NIU-SIU instead and spare myself that fat fuck's drama queen hysteria.

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

So 8 innings and 8 ERs?   Sounds about right.

[Down In Front]

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

Which means if he does, that the all-important rubber match will fall to...

Steve Trachsel.

Oh god, why was I born a Cubs fan?

[Kwyjibo]

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

Which means if he does, that the all-important rubber match will fall to...

Steve Trachsel.

Oh god, why was I born a Cubs fan?

Allah gives martyrs 49 virgins in heaven. If that's the case, Angelina Jolie will be waiting for Cub fans.

[CT II]

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

Which means if he does, that the all-important rubber match will fall to...

Steve Trachsel.

Oh god, why was I born a Cubs fan?

Allah gives martyrs 49 virgins in heaven. If that's the case, Angelina Jolie will be waiting for Cub fans.

Same thing happens in hell too.  They make you join the NSBB discussion board.

Hiyo!

[Kwyjibo]

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

Which means if he does, that the all-important rubber match will fall to...

Steve Trachsel.

Oh god, why was I born a Cubs fan?

Allah gives martyrs 49 virgins in heaven. If that's the case, Angelina Jolie will be waiting for Cub fans.

Same thing happens in hell too.  They make you join the NSBB discussion board.

Hiyo!

So the NSBB guys just move from one basement to another

Hiyo!

[CT II]

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

Which means if he does, that the all-important rubber match will fall to...

Steve Trachsel.

Oh god, why was I born a Cubs fan?

Allah gives martyrs 49 virgins in heaven. If that's the case, Angelina Jolie will be waiting for Cub fans.

Same thing happens in hell too.  They make you join the NSBB discussion board.

Hiyo!

So the NSBB guys just move from one basement to another

Hiyo!

If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you stole that bit from me.

[Taylor]

I'm taking credit for coining "Carlos' Last Stand" overat the HJE Shoutbox.

The season's tonight.  If Big Z shits the bed again, they'll pack it in, as they really have no chance.  If he pitches like his fat ass is supposed to, then there's hope and they'll stay in until the end.

?I'll probably watch NIU-SIU instead and spare myself that fat fuck's drama queen hysteria.

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

On X-Box or Playstation?

[EG]

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

I was only two innings off.  Z's back, ogdensteakballscoveredinballsorwhateverthekidsay.

[Slaky+]

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

I was only two innings off.  Z's back, ogdensteakballscoveredinballsorwhateverthekidsay.

This was a much better prediction than your last Ted Lilly effort.

[Kwyjibo]

Z's tossing eight innings of 1-run baseball tonight.

I was only two innings off.  Z's back, ogdensteakballscoveredinballsorwhateverthekidsay.

It will be good times if Shitty Carlos is really gone, and Big Z has come back to play. Next start will be Fri. vs. the Shitbirds, Ogdens.

[Taylor]

The Tards got swept by Arizona. I'm hoping the lack of a day off for the rest of the season takes its toll on them. Although it really doesn't take away the sting of the Cubs losing 2 of 3 to the Pirates. That was just inexcusable.

[LoneStarCubFan]

The Tards got swept by Arizona. I'm hoping the lack of a day off for the rest of the season takes its toll on them. Although it really doesn't take away the sting of the Cubs losing 2 of 3 to the Pirates. That was just inexcusable.

Nor does the fact they're now two back of the fucking Brewers.

[Taylor]

The Tards got swept by Arizona. I'm hoping the lack of a day off for the rest of the season takes its toll on them. Although it really doesn't take away the sting of the Cubs losing 2 of 3 to the Pirates. That was just inexcusable.

Nor does the fact they're now two back of the fucking Brewers.

Just one back.

Milwaukee Brewers  73     69     .514     --     
Chicago Cubs          72     70     .507   1.0

[LoneStarCubFan]

Oh yeah. I guess it just feels like two.

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

Oh yeah. I guess it just feels like two.

That's what she said.


Hey-oooo!