"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Internet Apex]

After the Buccos went up 7-4, the Pirate announcers were concerned about the lack of save opps for Matt Capps this season. They seemed to think it would be a shame if the Bucs tacked on an extra run and denied him yet another save chance. There are untold millions of Cub fans who would like to slap the living shit out of those guys for uttering that bollocks on the air at a time like this. Jesus. I love this thread.

And if the Cubs win the Central, "Throw" should get a playoff share.

[Kwyjibo]

Intrepid Reader: Harry Caray's dyslexic ghost

Bucs win! Bucs win!

[JS]

Matt Capps with the save.

Pirates win and your Brewers player of the game is... who else, Derrick Turnbow. Take a bow Derrick.

[Taylor]

I'm happy there's such a thing as a Derrick Turnbow, and that the Brewers have him.

Maybe they should get Farnsworth and complete the set.

Better yet send Ohman to the Brewers for....well just send him to the Brewers.

[CT II]

After the Buccos went up 7-4, the Pirate announcers were concerned about the lack of save opps for Matt Capps this season. They seemed to think it would be a shame if the Bucs tacked on an extra run and denied him yet another save chance. There are untold millions of Cub fans who would like to slap the living shit out of those guys for uttering that bollocks on the air at a time like this. Jesus. I love this thread.

And if the Cubs win the Central, "Throw" should get a playoff share.

He can have Will Ohman's.  Jeebus, if every guy who played for the big club this year got voted a share, they'd each get something like $125.00.  

[Internet Apex]

I'm happy there's such a thing as a Derrick Turnbow, and that the Brewers have him.

Maybe they should get Farnsworth and complete the set.

Better yet send Ohman to the Brewers for....well just send him to the Brewers Damien Miller.

Straight up.

[Kwyjibo]

I'm happy there's such a thing as a Derrick Turnbow, and that the Brewers have him.

Maybe they should get Farnsworth and complete the set.

Better yet send Ohman to the Brewers for....well just send him to the Brewers Damien Miller.

Straight up.

I'd settle for some brats, although I am mustard-challenged.

[Taylor]

Now the Cubs have to win tonight to be tied for first and then win tomorrow to take a half game lead. No problem.

[Internet Apex]

I'm happy there's such a thing as a Derrick Turnbow, and that the Brewers have him.

Maybe they should get Farnsworth and complete the set.

Better yet send Ohman to the Brewers for....well just send him to the Brewers Damien Miller.

Straight up.

I'd settle for some brats, although I am mustard-challenged.

Apparently. I'd forgotten about your mustard bukkake incident at the park. How the hell did you do that without knowing it? Hilarious.

[Down In Front]

Now the Cubs have to win tonight to be tied for first and then win tomorrow to take a half game lead. No problem.

With Rich “The Anti-Stopper” Hill and Steve “I Wasn’t Even That Good Back When I Was Good” Trachsel going in said 2 games, what could possibly go wrong?

[Kwyjibo]

I'm happy there's such a thing as a Derrick Turnbow, and that the Brewers have him.

Maybe they should get Farnsworth and complete the set.

Better yet send Ohman to the Brewers for....well just send him to the Brewers Damien Miller.

Straight up.

I'd settle for some brats, although I am mustard-challenged.

Apparently. I'd forgotten about your mustard bukkake incident at the park. How the hell did you do that without knowing it? Hilarious.

I have no idea. I didn't even put that much on my brat. I must have looked like a damn smiley button.

[Taylor]

It looks like the HGH chant made its way to Cinncinnati.

From our friends at Viva on last night's game:

it's obviously affecting Ankiel
didn't you see his face, when the jerks in the stands were shouting HGH?  The guy is in pain.  He's 1-18 since the story came out, and the hit was a single in his first at bat. 

No, he's not a .360 hitter, but he's also not a .056 hitter either.


"and we're grasping at rainbows, holding on till the end..."

by SleepyCA on Tue Sep 11, 2007 at 09:36:52 PM EDT

How can people be so cruel?

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

Cubs most valuable player, 2007: Derrick Turnbow.

[WTB...A RING FFS!!]

WHY THE FUCK does genious Ned keep trotting out that steaming pile of mastadon dung? Oh wait, for prob the same reason that Lou did with OOOOman, no bullpen in the majors I can think of doesn't have some slapdick the likes of either of the douchebags I just mentioned. Thank god Turdthrow's on their team as every week at least he seems to soil himself and help us out.

[Down In Front]

WHY THE FUCK does genious Ned keep trotting out that steaming pile of mastadon dung? Oh wait, for prob the same reason that Lou did with OOOOman, no bullpen in the majors I can think of doesn't have some slapdick the likes of either of the douchebags I just mentioned. Thank god Turdthrow's on their team as every week at least he seems to soil himself and help us out.

Heh heh.