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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #900 on: April 20, 2008, 10:24:29 PM »
Quote from: PTanner on April 20, 2008, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: thehawk on April 20, 2008, 03:54:19 PM
So Gange comes in the top of the 10th with a 2 run lead and gives up back to back dingers to Encarnacion and, wait for it... Gabor. Torres completes the loss. I luurve this division.

Which flag will be atop the NLC from this point on this season, Ogdens?

That's right, Cards/Brewers/Astros/Pirates/Reds. Get used to it.

Speaking of flags, were the team flags flying above the scoreboard today? They had been missing the last fews days for some reason.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #901 on: April 20, 2008, 10:58:07 PM »
Quote from: butthead on April 20, 2008, 10:24:29 PM
Quote from: PTanner on April 20, 2008, 04:59:03 PM
Quote from: thehawk on April 20, 2008, 03:54:19 PM
So Gange comes in the top of the 10th with a 2 run lead and gives up back to back dingers to Encarnacion and, wait for it... Gabor. Torres completes the loss. I luurve this division.

Which flag will be atop the NLC from this point on this season, Ogdens?

That's right, Cards/Brewers/Astros/Pirates/Reds. Get used to it.

Speaking of flags, were the team flags flying above the scoreboard today? They had been missing the last fews days for some reason.

They were not, not excactly sure why (other than the fact that it was quite windy, but the other pennants were up around the field as were the santo banks and williams flags).
Andre Dawson paid his $1,000 fine for the Joe West incident with style. Dawson wrote ``Donation for the blind`` in the memo section of his personal check.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #902 on: April 21, 2008, 07:03:39 AM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 20, 2008, 05:11:31 PM
With the Brewers refusing to put Sheets on the DL, they are carrying 14 pitchers. Wow. Unheard of stupidity. Not to mention the back end of their pen is a disaster.

And they can't hit.

St. Louis showing their true colors vs. the Giants, who are utter shite.

It was a great week for the Cubs to say the least.

I love the Ned Yost era in Milwaukee. Him and Dusty should just tour the NL Central, managing different teams every few years.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #903 on: April 21, 2008, 07:59:05 AM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on April 21, 2008, 07:03:39 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 20, 2008, 05:11:31 PM
With the Brewers refusing to put Sheets on the DL, they are carrying 14 pitchers. Wow. Unheard of stupidity. Not to mention the back end of their pen is a disaster.

And they can't hit.

St. Louis showing their true colors vs. the Giants, who are utter shite.

It was a great week for the Cubs to say the least.

I love the Ned Yost era in Milwaukee. Him and Dusty should just tour the NL Central, managing different NON CUBS teams every few years.

Just so we're clear.
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #904 on: April 21, 2008, 09:04:09 PM »
This didn't take long.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AkKEk3GARz6WkngLnxmEJE0RvLYF?slug=ap-brewers-sheets&prov=ap&type=lgns

QuoteMILWAUKEE (AP)—Brewers ace Ben Sheets will skip his start on Wednesday because of soreness in his right triceps that caused him to leave his last start.

Sheets will be replaced in the rotation by Dave Bush, who got passed over Sunday when Yovani Gallardo returned from the 15-day disabled list.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #905 on: April 21, 2008, 09:59:55 PM »
Cards beat the Brewers.  Guess who got the loss?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #906 on: April 21, 2008, 10:14:13 PM »
Quote from: Cade on April 21, 2008, 09:59:55 PM
Cards beat the Brewers.  Guess who got the loss?

I dunno? Who?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #907 on: April 21, 2008, 10:16:11 PM »
Quote from: ~Apex on April 21, 2008, 10:14:13 PM
Quote from: Cade on April 21, 2008, 09:59:55 PM
Cards beat the Brewers.  Guess who got the loss?

I dunno? Who?

You'll never guess

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #908 on: April 21, 2008, 10:30:41 PM »
Quote from: Taylor2 on April 21, 2008, 10:16:11 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 21, 2008, 10:14:13 PM
Quote from: Cade on April 21, 2008, 09:59:55 PM
Cards beat the Brewers.  Guess who got the loss?

I dunno? Who?

You'll never guess

LP: D. Turnbow (0-1)


Turnblow photoshop to ensue.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #909 on: April 21, 2008, 10:32:01 PM »
Closers blowing leads, large numbers of runners left on base, questionable managerial calls, poorly timed injuries.  Nice to see this happening to the other NLC competitors

Andre Dawson paid his $1,000 fine for the Joe West incident with style. Dawson wrote ``Donation for the blind`` in the memo section of his personal check.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #910 on: April 22, 2008, 08:05:27 AM »
This thread has come full circle.

Turd Throw is really making his case for why he's been treated unfairly.

"I know," the lanky, emo fuckstain thought before Monday's game. "I'll go out in a tie game and blow it for my teammates."

Winner = society.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #911 on: April 22, 2008, 08:18:35 AM »
Just as long as Ned feels the need to keep using Turdy in close games everything will be alright.

http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/sports/brewers/282553

Quote"We need to get Derrick in that mix to keep the bullpen balanced so that everybody is not pitching three, four, five days in a row," Yost said. "He has to get into these situations to prove to himself and prove himself that he's capable of doing it. He has history. He can do it. He just has to get back on track a little bit. We feel he's close."

It was exactly the sort of situation Turnbow has been asking for. "It felt good to get back out there in a close game," he said. "I've missed being in those situations."

I hope for Turdy's sake those situations come up a lot against the Cubs.

Quote"They were coming up, being aggressive and ambushing a little bit," said Turnbow, who has a 9.64 earned run average after five outings.

Yeah, you just got ambushed out there.

Quote"We do a lot of checking with a lot of people, and he's really getting close to getting back to the old Derrick Turnbow when he was really successful," Yost said.

Turnbow agrees. "I feel like I 'm getting back to where I was in '05 and '06," he said. "I have the confidence I can throw strikes now, executing a little bit better."

Then he added a qualifier.

"Hopefully," he said, "the results start coming."

You just keep up the good work.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #912 on: April 22, 2008, 08:20:17 AM »
I watched the end of this game last night and all the Brewers' announcers could talk about in the post-game was how they couldn't believe that Turnbow was in there when the game was tied. They thought he could only pitch when the team was behind. Nice thing to say about one of the pitchers.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #913 on: April 22, 2008, 09:15:28 AM »

Pop quiz, hot shot...

Who do you love more, Dusty or Butchie?
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #914 on: April 22, 2008, 09:18:10 AM »
Quote from: PTanner on April 22, 2008, 09:15:28 AM

Pop quiz, hot shot...

Who do you love more, Dusty or Butchie?

That's a tough one.  You should put up a poll.  I'd probably go with Butchie, though.  I think he's got the stronger team, so his ineptitude is more helpful. 
Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.