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LoneStarCubFan

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1185 on: June 03, 2008, 10:42:13 AM »
I guess my perception of the comment was clouded by my white-hot hatred of Dusty.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1186 on: June 03, 2008, 11:34:51 AM »
Quote from: MrSpeed on June 03, 2008, 10:15:42 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 03, 2008, 09:33:15 AM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2008, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on June 02, 2008, 06:57:46 PM
Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

Don't worry. The league's going to catch up to him eventually and he'll start to struggle. That's when Dusty will start working with him on his swing.

You can teach hitting, dude.



I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but I actually own a copy of that book.  It was given to me when I was a little leaguer.  I guess that could explain why I never really made it to the show.

I sure hope that the "Foreword" by Billy Williams reads like this:

"Everything he says in here is Bullshit."

D. Doluntap

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1187 on: June 03, 2008, 11:38:52 AM »
Quote from: TJ on June 03, 2008, 11:34:51 AM
Quote from: MrSpeed on June 03, 2008, 10:15:42 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on June 03, 2008, 09:33:15 AM
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 02, 2008, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on June 02, 2008, 06:57:46 PM
Jay Bruce just hit another homer. Fuck.

Don't worry. The league's going to catch up to him eventually and he'll start to struggle. That's when Dusty will start working with him on his swing.

You can teach hitting, dude.



I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but I actually own a copy of that book.  It was given to me when I was a little leaguer.  I guess that could explain why I never really made it to the show.

I sure hope that the "Foreword" by Billy Williams reads like this:

"Everything he says in here is Bullshit."

"Dusty is a good communicator?" Hank, what's he got on you?

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Gil Gunderson

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1190 on: June 03, 2008, 12:52:50 PM »
I'm intrigued by the woman in the bottom left corner.  Who is she and what is she doing there?

helloWorld

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1191 on: June 03, 2008, 01:44:01 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 03, 2008, 12:52:50 PM
I'm intrigued by the woman in the bottom left corner.  Who is she and what is she doing there?

That's Jane "the Hack" O'bibbons, she edits Dusty's newsletter.  If you are interested in subscribing, I know where you can.
Geovany Soto is my own personal jebus.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1192 on: June 03, 2008, 02:59:24 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on June 03, 2008, 12:52:50 PM
I'm intrigued by the woman in the bottom left corner.  Who is she and what is she doing there?

She's a lefty with pretty good slap hitter instincts. Brett Butler, without the patience. Dusty's dream.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1193 on: June 03, 2008, 03:05:07 PM »
Brett Butler?


D. Doluntap

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1194 on: June 03, 2008, 03:06:12 PM »
Quote from: berkeleycubfan on June 03, 2008, 03:05:07 PM
Brett Butler?



Wow. He looked like that? I'm getting old...

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1195 on: June 03, 2008, 06:44:25 PM »
Quote from: LoneStarCubFan on June 03, 2008, 10:42:13 AM
I guess my perception of the comment was clouded by my white-hot hatred of Dusty.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1196 on: June 04, 2008, 12:44:00 PM »
Welcome Back...

Reds recalled OF Corey Patterson from Triple-A Louisville.

I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Thrillho

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1197 on: June 04, 2008, 12:57:32 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2008, 12:44:00 PM
Welcome Back...

Reds recalled OF Corey Patterson from Triple-A Louisville.

SOURCE?!
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1198 on: June 04, 2008, 12:59:50 PM »
Quote from: Thrillho on June 04, 2008, 12:57:32 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on June 04, 2008, 12:44:00 PM
Welcome Back...

Reds recalled OF Corey Patterson from Triple-A Louisville.

SOURCE?!

ShoutBox.

D'UR.
FIRE EVERYBODY!

PenFoe

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1199 on: June 04, 2008, 02:15:55 PM »
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.