"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Kerm]

If anybody has the Extra Innings package you can flip over to the Pirates game and watch Dave Wannstache pound beers in the front row right behind home plate.

I'd prefer to watch anything pound Dave Wannstache.

[Al Yellon]

Please stay in the NLC, please stay in the NLC...

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AlQA_USLapBxrH2aGgGUpSw5nYcB?slug=ap-astros-chaconsuspended&prov=ap&type=lgns

We have 12 games left against Houston. Maybe we should pick him up for a bucket of balls and see how bad he wants to stick it to the 'Trolls.

[CubFaninHydePark]

If anybody has the Extra Innings package you can flip over to the Pirates game and watch Dave Wannstache pound beers in the front row right behind home plate.

I'd prefer to watch anything pound Dave Wannstache.

Ditto.  And I'm stuck with him for a few more years.  If only that stache weren't so good at tickling the Chancellor's daughter the right way...or the Chancellor...or his wife...or something.  Fuck.

Not even Pitt's win against WVU this year was worth that extension.

And I want Shawn Chacon's autograph.

[joesoxfan]

I like the Chacon story. He's probably poison now and like he fears won't get signed anyplace, but I actually think his side sounds pretty plausible. Don't cuss at a black Alaskan when he's trying to eat, Ed Wade.

[Internet Apex]

I feel sorry for Shawn. Who among us hasn't wanted to grab their boss by the neck throw them down. I hope he gets to keep the $2 Million. I hope he gives me some of it so I can pay my rent next month.

[joesoxfan]

I think tomorrow he'll begin shrewdly investing his baseball money.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Hell, all he did was what thousands of baseball fans in Houston would like to do.

[Adam Eaton Pussy]

Don't cuss at a black Alaskan when he's trying to eat

This may be my new personal motto.

And the "Ballpark Village" in STL looks pretty much the same as it did when I was there...in July 07.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Detroit tries to hand the Deadbirds a game by walking Yadier Molina with 2 outs in the 7th to force in the go-ahead run and then gives up a 2-out single to the 0-4 Aaron Miles.

Twice, the Deadbirds give the lead back (Jason Isringhausen...shitty no matter where he's at in the pen.  Think about him next time you bitch about Wuertz.).  Then the Tigers win in the bottom of 9.

I think this is the St. Louis team we expected at the start of the season.

[joesoxfan]

It's still annoying that they're even competing with that shitty roster. How Rick Ankiel ever gets a hittable pitch is beyond me. Fucker has a huge hole in his swing. Z found it immediately, apparently the Tigers don't have scouts.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

I simply cannot explain Todd Wellemeyer, Kyle Lohse, Joel Piniero and Braden Looper. I am without speech.

Expect Chacon, Carl Pavano, and LaTroy Hawkins to end up in St Louis and be lights-out all August and September long. Doesn't make any sense.

[thehawk]

I simply cannot explain Todd Wellemeyer, Kyle Lohse, Joel Piniero and Braden Looper. I am without speech.

Expect Chacon, Carl Pavano, and LaTroy Hawkins to end up in St Louis and be to knock Tony LaRussa's lights-out all August and September long. Doesn't make any sense.

Much more entertaining'd

[Waco Kid]

I simply cannot explain Todd Wellemeyer, Kyle Lohse, Joel Piniero and Braden Looper. I am without speech.

Expect Chacon, Carl Pavano, and LaTroy Hawkins to end up in St Louis and be lights-out all August and September long. Doesn't make any sense.

I've seen it happen too many times.

[Oleg]

If anybody has the Extra Innings package you can flip over to the Pirates game and watch Dave Wannstache pound beers in the front row right behind home plate.

I'd prefer to watch anything pound Dave Wannstache.

A little ghey, no, Kerm?

[5laky]

I feel sorry for Shawn. Who among us hasn't wanted to grab their boss by the neck throw them down. I hope he gets to keep the $2 Million. I hope he gives me some of it so I can pay my rent next month.

He basically lived out my wildest fantasy. That and being Aramis' personal BP pitcher, I think I may love the guy.