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RV

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1395 on: July 17, 2008, 09:40:22 PM »
Quote from: Weebs on July 17, 2008, 05:50:41 PM
This doesn't have to do with the Central, buh...

QuoteESPN's Buster Olney says the Phillies have acquire Joe Blanton from the A's for three minor leaguers.

Joe Blanton = bad. Career road numbers: 4.78 ERA, 1.43 WHIP, .290 Opponents Batting Average. And now he's going to make half his starts in a launching pad. He can't be worse than Eaton Pussy or the Wife Beater have been, but he probably won't be significantly better.
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Wampa

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1396 on: July 17, 2008, 10:30:02 PM »
Quote from: RV on July 17, 2008, 09:40:22 PM
Quote from: Weebs on July 17, 2008, 05:50:41 PM
This doesn't have to do with the Central, buh...

QuoteESPN's Buster Olney says the Phillies have acquire Joe Blanton from the A's for three minor leaguers.

Joe Blanton = bad. Career road numbers: 4.78 ERA, 1.43 WHIP, .290 Opponents Batting Average. And now he's going to make half his starts in a launching pad. He can't be worse than Eaton Pussy or the Wife Beater have been, but he probably won't be significantly better.

I wanted the Cubs to get him at one point but then I looked at his road/home splits and realized that he is really not that good.
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Eli

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1397 on: July 18, 2008, 08:22:29 AM »
Quote from: Weebs on July 17, 2008, 05:50:41 PM
This doesn't have to do with the Central, buh...

QuoteESPN's Buster Olney says the Phillies have acquire Joe Blanton from the A's for three minor leaguers.

From the sound of it, Hendry gave up less talent to get Harden.
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PTanner

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1398 on: July 18, 2008, 08:41:14 AM »
Quote from: Eli on July 18, 2008, 08:22:29 AM
Quote from: Weebs on July 17, 2008, 05:50:41 PM
This doesn't have to do with the Central, buh...

QuoteESPN's Buster Olney says the Phillies have acquire Joe Blanton from the A's for three minor leaguers.

From the sound of it, Hendry gave up less talent to get Harden.

And Gaudin. He alone was worth what the Cubs gave up.
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Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

Indolent Reader

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1399 on: July 18, 2008, 10:11:42 AM »
Kyle Lohse is 12-2? 

Really?

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LoneStarCubFan

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1400 on: July 18, 2008, 10:15:40 AM »
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Poon

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1401 on: July 18, 2008, 12:17:03 PM »
There are too many things wrong with this tee shirt design.

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PTanner

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1402 on: July 18, 2008, 12:22:50 PM »
Quote from: Poon on July 18, 2008, 12:17:03 PM
There are too many things wrong with this tee shirt design.



5-way HJE!
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Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

Adam Eaton Pussy

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1403 on: July 18, 2008, 12:52:06 PM »
Why are the Weeks and Fielder bratwurst-dicks not black?
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"I believe nachos are in order."
- Bob Brenly, 2007

Andre Dawson's Creek

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1404 on: July 18, 2008, 12:53:28 PM »
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on July 18, 2008, 12:52:06 PM
Why are the Weeks and Fielder dick-looking things not black foot-longs?

Racist'd.
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Alright ,uh, later dudes, S you in your A's, dont wear a C, and J all over your B's.

Indolent Reader

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1405 on: July 18, 2008, 12:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Andre Dawson's Creek on July 18, 2008, 12:53:28 PM
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on July 18, 2008, 12:52:06 PM
Why are the Weeks and Fielder dick-looking things not black foot-longs?

Racist'd.

Golf.  Clap.
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Waco Kid

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1406 on: July 18, 2008, 01:08:53 PM »
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on July 18, 2008, 12:52:06 PM
Why are the Weeks and Fielder bratwurst-dicks not black?

Is Ryan's bratwurst-dick kosher?
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Eli

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1407 on: July 18, 2008, 01:12:49 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on July 18, 2008, 01:08:53 PM
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on July 18, 2008, 12:52:06 PM
Why are the Weeks and Fielder bratwurst-dicks not black?

Is Ryan's bratwurst-dick kosher?

Ask TrueBlueBrewCrew.
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LoneStarCubFan

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1408 on: July 18, 2008, 01:43:08 PM »
Looks like a six pack of doodie.
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Taylor2

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #1409 on: July 18, 2008, 02:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Waco Kid on July 18, 2008, 01:08:53 PM
Quote from: Adam Eaton Pussy on July 18, 2008, 12:52:06 PM
Why are the Weeks and Fielder bratwurst-dicks not black?

Is Ryan's bratwurst-dick kosher?

Is Planet Fielder a tofu weiner?
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