"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Quality Start Machine]

Me either. Looked like a neat and tidy bunch of whiners who just had their asses handed to them. Gashouse Gang? Pshaw.

Not too far off anyway...their bullpen shall from this day forward be referred to as the "GASCAN GANG"

[Al Yellon]

Me either. Looked like a neat and tidy bunch of whiners who just had their asses handed to them. Gashouse Gang? Pshaw.

Not too far off anyway...their bullpen shall from this day forward be referred to as the "GASCAN GANG"

Did You Know?: The GAS CAN GANG is the primary cause for 90% of the cases of premature untuckulation in Lower Wisconsin.

[DPappy]

I think that guy was confused.  Drum rolls are for firing squads, executions, marching bands....that sort of thing.  If you want to send a message, you use a club and can of spray paint.

[Al Yellon]

I think that guy was confused.  Drum rolls are for firing squads, executions, marching bands....that sort of thing.  If you want to send a message, you use a club and can of spray paint.

I like email.

[Dave B]

Me either. Looked like a neat and tidy bunch of whiners who just had their asses handed to them. Gashouse Gang? Pshaw.

Not too far off anyway...their bullpen shall from this day forward be referred to as the "GASCAN GANG"

Or "The Ass-house Gang".

[Jon]

Me either. Looked like a neat and tidy bunch of whiners who just had their asses handed to them. Gashouse Gang? Pshaw.

Not too far off anyway...their bullpen shall from this day forward be referred to as the "GASCAN GANG"

Did You Know?: The GAS CAN GANG is the primary cause for 90% of the cases of premature untuckulation in Lower Wisconsin.

Gold.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

Interesting situation with Pittsburgh's first pick.  I like the way they drag the Royals into this:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-pirates-alvarez&prov=ap&type=lgns

[Weebs]

Interesting situation with Pittsburgh's first pick.  I like the way they drag the Royals into this:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-pirates-alvarez&prov=ap&type=lgns

Scott Boras needs to get run over by a bus already.  And if there truly is a god, it will be a short bus, driven by people who would normally ride on said bus.

[BC]

The bullpen and defense of the Brewers were once again excellent tonight in Saint Louis.

And in excellent, I mean that it was another clusterf***. I enjoyed it.

[Rob_Goldman]

The Cards and Brewers were ready to kill each other.  Too bad they didn't.

[Poon]

Too bad that wasn't a three game set.  It'd be nice to see some players get tossed (and more).

[Quality Start Machine]

The bullpen and defense of the Brewers were once again excellent tonight in Saint Louis.

And in excellent, I mean that it was another clusterf***. I enjoyed it.

watch your language young man, or you'll go to h-e-double hockee sticks.

[Rooster]

The Cards and Brewers were ready to kill each other.  Too bad they didn't.

Seems like I remember about the same time last year their pitchers waking up the slumbering Cards and provoking them into delivering an ass-pounding.

[Taylor2]

http://www.prosportsdaily.com/comments/st-louis-rallies-for-four-runs-in-eighth-inning-08-28-2008.html

Carlos Villanueva made the mistake Wednesday of forgetting the past.

With his celebratory, brash and then profane gesture after escaping a bases-loaded, seventh-inning jam, the Milwaukee Brewers reliever may have helped instigate a game-changing four-run rally by the Cardinals an inning later.

"I guess he did us a favor. He woke up a sleeping giant, obviously," said first baseman Albert Pujols.

Rather than coolly walk to his dugout, Villanueva struck a flex pose that did not escape Pujols' notice. Villanueva further inflamed the situation, according to Pujols and several teammates, by pointing and screaming at the home dugout. Pujols quickly rose from a crouch in the on-deck circle and responded to Villanueva, who replied by cursing Pujols in Spanish.

The situation almost escalated further when catcher Yadier Molina heard Villanueva's comments to Pujols. Molina moved toward Villanueva but was intercepted.

The lesson in this is to not wake up Grandpa from his nap. He gets very cranky when someone does that.

[Andy]

So if Carlos Villanueva doesn't rock out with his cock out towards the Cardinals bench, they don't have the energy to rally from a 3-1 deficit in the eighth?  This kind of shit just makes my brain hurt.

Villanueva deserved a pounding for that bush league shit, but the reason the Brewers lost is because David Riske and Brian Shouse suck ass.  And they pitched the eighth.