"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[RV]

6-0 Mets. Bottom of 3rd

Magic number 19.6608?

100 years'ed.

You had to go there, didn't you?

I propose a compromise: when the Cubs clinch the division, we get to flip over cars and set them on fire. But we will only flip/incinerate vehicles that are owned by people who unsarcastically (not a word) discuss the curse, the goat, 1969, game 6, and other things as if they're relevant to this year's team.

Can I get a ruling from the Huebiter?

[Rob_Goldman]

8-2, Mets.  Top of the 8th.

[Mike Douche]

6-0 Mets. Bottom of 3rd

Magic number 19.6608?

100 years'ed.

You had to go there, didn't you?

I propose a compromise: when the Cubs clinch the division, we get to flip over cars and set them on fire. But we will only flip/incinerate vehicles that are owned by people who unsarcastically (not a word) discuss the curse, the goat, 1969, game 6, and other things as if they're relevant to this year's team.

Can I get a ruling from the Huebiter?

I actually like LoneStar.  He, along with Taylor and Waco Kid deliver the snappiest one-liners when it comes to belittling personnel on rival teams.

However, his non-ironic hysteria that he expresses at the slightest bump in the road makes my anus itch.  I would approve any flipping of cars, pickup trucks, what-have-you that belong to LoneStar and any other "end is near" pantywaist WHEN the Cubs win the Central by 7 games.

[Uncouth Sloth]

6-0 Mets. Bottom of 3rd

Magic number 19.6608?

100 years'ed.

You had to go there, didn't you?

I propose a compromise: when the Cubs clinch the division, we get to flip over cars and set them on fire. But we will only flip/incinerate vehicles that are owned by people who unsarcastically (not a word) discuss the curse, the goat, 1969, game 6, and other things as if they're relevant to this year's team.

Can I get a ruling from the Huebiter?

I actually like LoneStar.  He, along with Taylor and Waco Kid deliver the snappiest one-liners when it comes to belittling personnel on rival teams.

However, his non-ironic hysteria that he expresses at the slightest bump in the road makes my anus itch. 

LoneStar, therefore, is absolutely Picture Perfect for the Bud Light Bleachers. 

[Quality Start Machine]

Am I the only one who thinks the Cubs will see the Phillies in the first round and the Brewers will be watching it on TV?

[Oleg]

Am I the only one who thinks the Cubs will see the Phillies in the first round and the Brewers will be watching it on TV?

Let's see how it plays out.

[Waco Kid]

Am I the only one who thinks the Cubs will see the Phillies in the first round and the Brewers will be watching it on TV?

The Brewers certainly have the gascans in the bullpen to make this happen.

[Oleg]

Am I the only one who thinks the Cubs will see the Phillies in the first round and the Brewers will be watching it on TV?

The Brewers certainly have the gascans in the bullpen to make this happen.

The Phillies and the Brewers are the same team.

[morpheus]

Am I the only one who thinks the Cubs will see the Phillies in the first round and the Brewers will be watching it on TV?

No, you are not the only one.  CC with the DD's can't throw a complete game every game.

[thehawk]

Am I the only one who thinks the Cubs will see the Phillies in the first round and the Brewers will be watching it on TV?

I claimed a couple of weeks ago that those last three games with Milwaukee will be important, as they may decide the wild card (lost, of course, to the sands of the shoutbox).  As I still would much prefer seeing the Phillies as opposed to the snakes in the first round of the playoffs, I approve this message.

[Quality Start Machine]

Am I the only one who thinks the Cubs will see the Phillies in the first round and the Brewers will be watching it on TV?

I claimed a couple of weeks ago that those last three games with Milwaukee will be important, as they may decide the wild card (lost, of course, to the sands of the shoutbox).  As I still would much prefer seeing the Phillies as opposed to the snakes in the first round of the playoffs, I approve this message.

If you have the best record in the National League, it shouldn't matter who you face.

[Andy]

First off, it's starting to look like the Mets will win the division not the Phillies.  I wouldn't mind facing the Mets.  However, the Diamondbacks suck.  They're not as good as last year.  Their bullpen is awful and their offense has been really inconsistent.  Brandon Webb got nailed in the chest with a line drive a few starts ago and he's been bad since.  The Cubs don't fear Dan Haren, and the Randy Johnson dominance over the Cubs will end with a thud.

Give me the division, the best record, home field and the sissy boy snakes.  Last year's playoffs mean nothing when this year's start.

[thehawk]

First off, it's starting to look like the Mets will win the division not the Phillies.  I wouldn't mind facing the Mets.  However, the Diamondbacks suck.  They're not as good as last year.  Their bullpen is awful and their offense has been really inconsistent.  Brandon Webb got nailed in the chest with a line drive a few starts ago and he's been bad since.  The Cubs don't fear Dan Haren, and the Randy Johnson dominance over the Cubs will end with a thud.

Give me the division, the best record, home field and the sissy boy snakes.  Last year's playoffs mean nothing when this year's start.

Oh, I expect the division and best record also.  Right now Milwaukee is 4 up on Philly for the Wild Card.  If Philly can make up the gap, the Cubs would play Philly (best record in division vs wild card, unless wild card is in same division).  My preference has little to do with last year as well, just what I saw this year (while Ariz is 2-4 vs the cubs as opposed to phily's 4-3, the fact is that the Phillys caught the Cubs at the right time last week), but they shouldn't have trobule with either team, and it would be fun to watch Milwaukee self destruct (especially after how chirpy they were a few short weeks ago).

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

There's one team in the NL that no one wants to face in the playoffs.

The Cubs.

Stop worrying about having to face the Phillies, the Douchebacks, and the Brewers.  Let them worry about facing us.

[Internet Apex]

There's one team in the NL that no one wants to face in the playoffs.

The Cubs.

Stop worrying about having to face the Phillies, the Douchebacks, and the Brewers.  Let them worry about facing us.

I'd be worried about facing you or powen but I don't strike fear in many.