"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Dave B]

I watched parts of Game 2 of that DH yesterday. Milwaukee looks beat-down. If the Cubs could beat CC Tuesday night, they may just pack it in.

[Thrillho]

I watched parts of Game 2 of that DH yesterday. Milwaukee looks beat-down. If the Cubs could beat CC Tuesday night, they may just pack it in.

I'd frankly prefer to see them limp to a wild card berth, gas can in tow.

[Hoyas]

Yost is gone. The Brewers still have a chance.

[butthead]

Yost is gone. The Brewers still have a chance.

Pat just said Butchie got canned. What the hell? This can only help them. Bizarre.

[Waco Kid]

Yost is gone. The Brewers still have a chance.

Holy shit.

[5laky]

Yost is gone. The Brewers still have a chance.

Ben Sheets disagrees.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Yost is gone. The Brewers still have a chance.

Ben Sheets disagrees.

And he leaves the game after two innings.

[Thrillho]

Yost is gone. The Brewers still have a chance.

Ben Sheets disagrees.

And he leaves the game after two innings.

You don't do so well with subtext, do you?

[LoneStarCubFan]

Yost is gone. The Brewers still have a chance.

Ben Sheets disagrees.

And he leaves the game after two innings.

You don't do so well with subtext, do you?

Not after four beers.

[Taylor2]

http://stlouis.cardinals.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080917&content_id=3497333&vkey=news_stl&fext=.jsp&c_id=stl

CINCINNATI -- The Cardinals confirmed outfielder Rick Ankiel underwent surgery in Philadelphia on Wednesday to repair a sports hernia.

Ankiel first sustained a lower abdominal injury in late July in New York. He didn't start for two weeks, though he pinch-hit occasionally, and returned to the lineup in August. However, the injury never really healed, and eventually Ankiel was shut down for the season.

He should have had someone help him lift those boxes of HGH.

[Poon]

I don't know if this has been covered but it's a great time to say in your face Milwaukee!

[J Rod]

10-2 Reds...top of the 7th...and I'm going to the game tomorrow...Dusty, I'll take back everything bad I ever said about you* if you don't f&ck this up and give me the chance to see the Cubs clinch in person...

*alright, that's stretching it a little.  Everything bad I said about you today.

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[Internet Apex]

10-2 Reds...top of the 7th...and I'm going to the game tomorrow...Dusty, I'll take back everything bad I ever said about you* if you don't f&ck this up and give me the chance to see the Cubs clinch in person...

*alright, that's stretching it a little.  Everything bad I said about you today.

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You're going to the Reds game? Yilch.

[Whistler]

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-080920-phil-rogers-brewers-chicago-cubs,0,1448881.column

From Phil's column in Sunday's Trib:
"We were 16 games over .500. Nobody's going to tell me we weren't going to make the playoffs."—Manager Ned Yost after the Brewers fired him.

What a stand-up guy!  Instead of taking responsibility for the collapse - again! - Butchie pouts that everything woulda been fine, no need for a change.  And, he conveniently throws Sveum under the bus: when the Brew Crew doesn't make it, it's because Sveum dropped a sure thing.

What a Paul douche.

[Waco Kid]