"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Slaky]

Bumped for 2010.

May the Pisspoor Thread rot.

I love this thread with my entire penis and most of my sack.

Most?

He's still got a full testicle dedicated to the Viqueen apocalypse.

Apex knows things.

[CBStew]

Bumped for 2010.

May the Pisspoor Thread rot.

I love this thread with my entire penis and most of my sack.

Most?

He's still got a full testicle dedicated to the Viqueen apocalypse.

Apex knows things.

Yes.  But how does he know them?

[BichetteHappens]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

[ChuckD]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

That's a lot of money. He's pretty good at playing baseball. I like root beer floats. Go Hawks.

[Tony]

I like root beer floats.

This.

[Internet Apex]

Bumped for 2010.

May the Pisspoor Thread rot.

I love this thread with my entire penis and most of my sack.

Most?

He's still got a full testicle dedicated to the Viqueen apocalypse.

Apex knows things.

Yes.  But how does he know them?

I've got friends in low places.

[Quality Start Machine]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

I honestly thought the Yankees would sign him, but this shit is even too rich for their blood.

If Albie signs before testing the waters after the season, he should have his enormous head examined.

[PenFoe]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

I honestly thought the Yankees would sign him, but this shit is even too rich for their blood.

If Albie signs before testing the waters after the season, he should have his enormous head examined.

So it's too rich for the Yankees, but not too rich for the Cardinals?

I think you're getting your cliches confused.

[BichetteHappens]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

I honestly thought the Yankees would sign him, but this shit is even too rich for their blood.

If Albie signs before testing the waters after the season, he should have his enormous head examined.

According to sources (i.e. shit I've read on the internet which probably means its unsubstantiated) Pooholes wants to stay in St. Louis his entire career and has told the Cards to worry about signing players at this point.

[Quality Start Machine]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

I honestly thought the Yankees would sign him, but this shit is even too rich for their blood.

If Albie signs before testing the waters after the season, he should have his enormous head examined.

So it's too rich for the Yankees, but not too rich for the Cardinals?

I think you're getting your cliches confused.

There's spending money, and spending money wisely.

[Pre]

According to sources (i.e. shit I've read on the internet which probably means its unsubstantiated) Pooholes wants to stay in St. Louis his entire career and has told the Cards to worry about signing players at this point.

Albie will only stay if the Cards threaten to release details on his steroid regime, birth date, and real name.

[PenFoe]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

I honestly thought the Yankees would sign him, but this shit is even too rich for their blood.

If Albie signs before testing the waters after the season, he should have his enormous head examined.

So it's too rich for the Yankees, but not too rich for the Cardinals?

I think you're getting your cliches confused.

There's spending money, and spending money wisely.

Both of which the Yankees have done in excess.

[Quality Start Machine]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

I honestly thought the Yankees would sign him, but this shit is even too rich for their blood.

If Albie signs before testing the waters after the season, he should have his enormous head examined.

So it's too rich for the Yankees, but not too rich for the Cardinals?

I think you're getting your cliches confused.

There's spending money, and spending money wisely.

Both of which the Yankees have done in excess.

George has pretty much taken his hands off the wheel of the team, the proof of which is that the Yankees have actually signed some good pitchers. When the Baron was in charge, he'd take any LH hitter with pop, and hope they could score more runs than Ed Whitson could let in.

The run in the late 90s was the result of George Sr. being suspended, and Bob Watson and Gene Michael put the team together.

There's no way in Hell George would have taken guys like Cone, Key, or Clemens.

or Scott Brosius.

[Richard Chuggar]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

I honestly thought the Yankees would sign him, but this shit is even too rich for their blood.

If Albie signs before testing the waters after the season, he should have his enormous head examined.

So it's too rich for the Yankees, but not too rich for the Cardinals?

I think you're getting your cliches confused.

There's spending money, and spending money wisely.

Both of which the Yankees have done in excess.

George has pretty much taken his hands off the wheel of the team, the proof of which is that the Yankees have actually signed some good pitchers. When the Baron was in charge, he'd take any LH hitter with pop, and hope they could score more runs than Ed Whitson could let in.

The run in the late 90s was the result of George Sr. being suspended, and Bob Watson and Gene Michael put the team together.

There's no way in Hell George would have taken guys like Cone, Key, or Clemens.

or Scott Brosius.

So?

[Quality Start Machine]

Holliday just signed for 7 years, 120 million dollarz.

THOUGHTS?!?!

I honestly thought the Yankees would sign him, but this shit is even too rich for their blood.

If Albie signs before testing the waters after the season, he should have his enormous head examined.

So it's too rich for the Yankees, but not too rich for the Cardinals?

I think you're getting your cliches confused.

There's spending money, and spending money wisely.

Both of which the Yankees have done in excess.

George has pretty much taken his hands off the wheel of the team, the proof of which is that the Yankees have actually signed some good pitchers. When the Baron was in charge, he'd take any LH hitter with pop, and hope they could score more runs than Ed Whitson could let in.

The run in the late 90s was the result of George Sr. being suspended, and Bob Watson and Gene Michael put the team together.

There's no way in Hell George would have taken guys like Cone, Key, or Clemens.

or Scott Brosius.

So?

So?