"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[ChuckD]

He touched alot of needles?

NEEDLE DICK.
NEEDLE DICK.
NEEDLE DICK.
NEEDLE DICK.
NEEDLE DICK.

[Ivy6]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Jose Canseco never lies.

Seriously- has he been wrong on a single steroid user?

[flannj]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

This is a shock.
I always thought he got all those muscles from lifting up his fat ass kid.

[motown]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Congrats to Sammy Sosa, the Unquestioned and Completely Legitimate 1998 Home Run Champion!

[Canadouche]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Congrats to Sammy Sosa, the Unquestioned and Completely Legitimate 1998 Home Run Champion!

Ahem.

[MAD]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Congrats to Sammy Sosa, the Unquestioned and Completely Legitimate 1998 Home Run Champion!

Ahem.

NSBB'd for the sarcasm adverse'd.

[motown]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Congrats to Sammy Sosa, the Unquestioned and Completely Legitimate 1998 Home Run Champion!

Ahem.

In March 2005, Sosa was among a handful of players, including McGwire and Rafael Palmeiro, who testified before Congress about steroid use in baseball. Under oath, Sosa said, "To be clear, I have never taken illegal performance-enhancing drugs." This could create legal troubles for the seven-time All-Star.

But Sosa may have couched his statements to Congress in just the right manner. Former Rep. Tom Davis, a Virginia Republican who was chairman of the Government Reform Committee at the time of the 2005 hearing, said he wasn't surprised about the report that Sosa tested positive for a performance-enhancing drug.

"In his testimony before us, he was very careful," Davis told The Associated Press in a telephone interview Wednesday. "He said he never did illegal drugs. Steroids were legal in the Dominican Republic."

What more evidence of Sosa's innocence do we need?

[fiveouts]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Jay Sherman: "You should be ashamed.  How do you sleep at night?"

Rainer Wolfcastle: "On a big pile of money, surrounded by beautiful ladies."

Jay Sherman: "Just checking."

[Canadouche]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Congrats to Sammy Sosa, the Unquestioned and Completely Legitimate 1998 Home Run Champion!

Ahem.

NSBB'd for the sarcasm adverse'd.

Ahem.  Can't quite kick this cold. 

[Internet Apex]

I don't like people.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Congrats to Sammy Sosa, the Unquestioned and Completely Legitimate 1998 Home Run Champion!

Ahem.

NSBB'd for the sarcasm adverse'd.

Ahem.  Can't quite kick this cold. 

If that made sense I'm sure we'd be impressed.

[Canadouche]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Congrats to Sammy Sosa, the Unquestioned and Completely Legitimate 1998 Home Run Champion!

Ahem.

NSBB'd for the sarcasm adverse'd.

Ahem.  Can't quite kick this cold. 

If that made sense I'm sure we'd be impressed.

Jesus.

[Internet Apex]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Congrats to Sammy Sosa, the Unquestioned and Completely Legitimate 1998 Home Run Champion!

Ahem.

NSBB'd for the sarcasm adverse'd.

Ahem.  Can't quite kick this cold. 

If that made sense I'm sure we'd be impressed.

Jesus.

Jesus never lived. If he did, he had AIDS.

[CT III]

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=9533663

Mark McGwire finally came clean Monday, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball's home run record in 1998. McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade.

Congrats to Sammy Sosa, the Unquestioned and Completely Legitimate 1998 Home Run Champion!

Ahem.

NSBB'd for the sarcasm adverse'd.

Ahem.  Can't quite kick this cold. 

If that made sense I'm sure we'd be impressed.

Jesus.

Jesus never lived. If he did, he had AIDS.

He probably got them from reading this thread.

[Internet Apex]

Fuck this thread.