"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[SKO]

http://www.salon.com/life/baseball/index.html?story=/books/feature/2010/03/29/top_of_the_order_neifi_perez

A tribute to Neifi-- the guy to graduate last from medical school...

That argument angers up my angry so much.

I don't know about you but I'll take nine Neifis on my softball team any day.

Definitely.  But the fact that he could beat my ass at softball doesn't mean I can't call him a worthless pudfuck on the baseball field.

He also sponsors Neifi's B-R page if you care to look http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/perezne01.shtml. You may not like what you see.

[Internet Apex]

http://www.salon.com/life/baseball/index.html?story=/books/feature/2010/03/29/top_of_the_order_neifi_perez

A tribute to Neifi-- the guy to graduate last from medical school...

That argument angers up my angry so much.

I don't know about you but I'll take nine Neifis on my softball team any day.

Definitely.  But the fact that he could beat my ass at softball doesn't mean I can't call him a worthless pudfuck on the baseball field.

When you play with Huey, he'll often call you a worthless pudfuck on the softball field.

[BH]

http://www.salon.com/life/baseball/index.html?story=/books/feature/2010/03/29/top_of_the_order_neifi_perez

A tribute to Neifi-- the guy to graduate last from medical school...

That argument angers up my angry so much.

I don't know about you but I'll take nine Neifis on my softball team any day.

Definitely.  But the fact that he could beat my ass at softball doesn't mean I can't call him a worthless pudfuck on the baseball field.

When you play with Huey, he'll often call you a worthless pudfuck on the softball field.

Does Huey still show up to games 2 hours early to roll the ball down the foul line ?

[PenFoe]

http://www.salon.com/life/baseball/index.html?story=/books/feature/2010/03/29/top_of_the_order_neifi_perez

A tribute to Neifi-- the guy to graduate last from medical school...

That argument angers up my angry so much.

I don't know about you but I'll take nine Neifis on my softball team any day.

Definitely.  But the fact that he could beat my ass at softball doesn't mean I can't call him a worthless pudfuck on the baseball field.

When you play with Huey, he'll often call you a worthless pudfuck on the softball field.

Does Huey still show up to games 2 hours early to roll the ball down the foul line ?

Okay, I don't care if this is actually true or not, because in my mind, it's now true, and it's the best image ever that doesn't involve female nudity or large sandwiches.

[SKO]

http://www.salon.com/life/baseball/index.html?story=/books/feature/2010/03/29/top_of_the_order_neifi_perez

A tribute to Neifi-- the guy to graduate last from medical school...

That argument angers up my angry so much.

I don't know about you but I'll take nine Neifis on my softball team any day.

Definitely.  But the fact that he could beat my ass at softball doesn't mean I can't call him a worthless pudfuck on the baseball field.

When you play with Huey, he'll often call you a worthless pudfuck on the softball field.

Does Huey still show up to games 2 hours early to roll the ball down the foul line ?

LSA. Just hysterical.

[Internet Apex]

http://www.salon.com/life/baseball/index.html?story=/books/feature/2010/03/29/top_of_the_order_neifi_perez

A tribute to Neifi-- the guy to graduate last from medical school...

That argument angers up my angry so much.

I don't know about you but I'll take nine Neifis on my softball team any day.

Definitely.  But the fact that he could beat my ass at softball doesn't mean I can't call him a worthless pudfuck on the baseball field.

When you play with Huey, he'll often call you a worthless pudfuck on the softball field.

Does Huey still show up to games 2 hours early to roll the ball down the foul line ?

To be fair, he has to get there that early before Oleg shows up and snorts it.

[Bort]

http://www.salon.com/life/baseball/index.html?story=/books/feature/2010/03/29/top_of_the_order_neifi_perez

A tribute to Neifi-- the guy to graduate last from medical school...

That argument angers up my angry so much.

I don't know about you but I'll take nine Neifis on my softball team any day.

Definitely.  But the fact that he could beat my ass at softball doesn't mean I can't call him a worthless pudfuck on the baseball field.

When you play with Huey, he'll often call you a worthless pudfuck on the softball field.

Does Huey still show up to games 2 hours early to roll the ball down the foul line ?

Okay, I don't care if this is actually true or not, because in my mind, it's now true, and it's the best image ever that doesn't involve female nudity or large sandwiches.

Mine too. Also he's in a tronsuit.

[morpheus]

[Bort]

Fine, I laughed.

[MAD]

That deserves a Desippy.  Or at least a gold medal.

[Bort]

That deserves a Desippy.  Or at least a gold medal.

Morph has enough gold. What he needs are more orphan tears. That monocle ain't gonna polish itself.

[Slaky]

This belongs here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK1cpaYiBfQ

SIX SIX SIX

[Bort]

This belongs here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK1cpaYiBfQ

SIX SIX SIX

With the sound off, that is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. And I've hung out with theatre people since high school.

[Slaky]

This belongs here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK1cpaYiBfQ

SIX SIX SIX

With the sound off, that is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. And I've hung out with theatre people since high school.

You must have sound to get the full effect. It's clearly made by the devil.

[Bort]

This belongs here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK1cpaYiBfQ

SIX SIX SIX

With the sound off, that is one of the gayest things I have ever seen. And I've hung out with theatre people since high school.

You must have sound to get the full effect. It's clearly made by the devil.

Whoa. WHOA. WHOA! Don't drag the devil into this. He's responsible for a lot of my favorite music.