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Brownie

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2340 on: May 13, 2010, 05:13:59 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on May 13, 2010, 04:44:56 PM
Ned Yost. A Royal.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/05/13/1944024/royals-fire-hillman-ned-yost-new.html

I was really hoping he'd wind up in Houston.

I'm hoping Bud Selig's realignment puts the Cubs in the same division with the Royals, Brewers, White Sox and Cardinals.

PenPho

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2341 on: May 19, 2010, 06:07:07 PM »
Is it bad to take pleasure in watching Trevor Hoffman die before our very eyes?

Because I am. 
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2342 on: May 19, 2010, 07:47:25 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on May 19, 2010, 06:07:07 PM
Is it bad to take pleasure in watching Trevor Hoffman die before our very eyes?

Because I am. 

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2343 on: May 19, 2010, 09:15:26 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 19, 2010, 07:47:25 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 19, 2010, 06:07:07 PM
Is it bad to take pleasure in watching Trevor Hoffman die before our very eyes?

Because I am. 

THI

Seams logical to me.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2344 on: May 19, 2010, 09:20:10 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on May 19, 2010, 09:15:26 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 19, 2010, 07:47:25 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 19, 2010, 06:07:07 PM
Is it bad to take pleasure in watching Trevor Hoffman die before our very eyes?

Because I am. 

THI

Seams logical to me.

Seems.
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2345 on: June 07, 2010, 09:23:34 AM »
RonCe sporting a new look, or he still doesn't know how to wipe the shit off his mouth.


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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2346 on: June 07, 2010, 10:36:36 AM »
Quote from: Poon on June 07, 2010, 09:23:34 AM
RonCe sporting a new look, or he still doesn't know how to wipe the shit off his mouth.



I'd love to know what bet he lost for that shit to hai.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2347 on: June 07, 2010, 10:39:17 AM »
Ronny's so dumb, I wouldn't be surprised if someone  got him to drink out of a giant glass with shoe polish on the rim.  

Seriously, what the fuck is that?
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2348 on: June 07, 2010, 10:44:39 AM »
Quote from: MAD on June 07, 2010, 10:39:17 AM
Ronny's so dumb, I wouldn't be surprised if someone  got him to drink out of a giant glass with shoe polish on the rim.  

Seriously, what the fuck is that?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2349 on: June 07, 2010, 02:50:14 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

PenPho

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« Reply #2350 on: June 22, 2010, 11:49:57 AM »
Not only are the Astros really bad at baseball, but they've decided that today is the day to call up their prized catching prospect, Jason Castro for his major league debut.

The Astros face Tim Lincecum tonight.
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2351 on: June 22, 2010, 12:17:31 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 22, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
Not only are the Astros really bad at baseball, but they've decided that today is the day to call up their prized catching prospect, Jason Castro for his major league debut.

The Astros face Tim Lincecum tonight.

Also, Jason Castro isn't really tearing up minor league pitching.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2352 on: June 22, 2010, 01:46:11 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on June 22, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
Not only are the Astros really bad at baseball, but they've decided that today is the day to call up their prized catching prospect, Jason Castro for his major league debut.

The Astros face Tim Lincecum tonight.

Young good catchers grow on trees.

PenPho

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2353 on: June 22, 2010, 01:50:16 PM »
Quote from: BH on June 22, 2010, 01:46:11 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 22, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
Not only are the Astros really bad at baseball, but they've decided that today is the day to call up their prized catching prospect, Jason Castro for his major league debut.

The Astros face Tim Lincecum tonight.

Young good catchers grow on trees.

Tyler Colvin and Geo Soto are untradable.
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

Saul Goodman

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2354 on: June 22, 2010, 01:53:40 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on June 22, 2010, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: PenPho on June 22, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
Not only are the Astros really bad at baseball, but they've decided that today is the day to call up their prized catching prospect, Jason Castro for his major league debut.

The Astros face Tim Lincecum tonight.

Also, Jason Castro isn't really tearing up minor league pitching.

At .265/.365/.355/.720 in Round Rock, he might instantly be the best position player on the Astros.  BP's translations have him at .236/.327/.310 ... sounds like a team MVP to me.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?