"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Shooter]

I dunno if there is a classical song I like more than O Fortuna

You know how I know you're a Nazi?

Carmina Burana is awesome. You're a commie if you think otherwise. It's actually on my iPod(phone, whatever)

You ain't heard nothing until you have heard it performed by the San Francisco Gay Men's chorus.   Pardon me, Apex, Ghey Men's Chorus.

There's a lot of redundancy in there.

[Saul Goodman]

Here's soft-spoken Harry Smith's interview with that douche who ducked the foul ball that hit his ex-girlfriend.  Well, I should say an interview with her.  Unsurprisingly, he sits there and grins like an idiot with his mouth open.

[Yeti]

Here's soft-spoken Harry Smith's interview with that douche who ducked the foul ball that hit his ex-girlfriend.  Well, I should say an interview with her.  Unsurprisingly, he sits there and grins like an idiot with his mouth open.

So, you're saying there's a chance?

[Gilgamesh]

I dunno if there is a classical song I like more than O Fortuna

You know how I know you're a Nazi?

Carmina Burana is awesome. You're a commie if you think otherwise. It's actually on my iPod(phone, whatever)

You ain't heard nothing until you have heard it performed by the San Francisco Gay Men's chorus.   Pardon me, Apex, Ghey Men's Chorus.

There's a lot of redundancy in there.

I get it, because San Francisco is a gay Mecca already.

Funny.

[PenPho]

Here's soft-spoken Harry Smith's interview with that douche who ducked the foul ball that hit his ex-girlfriend.  Well, I should say an interview with her.  Unsurprisingly, he sits there and grins like an idiot with his mouth open.

So, you're saying there's a chance?

That guy isn't even trying to not look at her chest.

[Gilgamesh]

Here's soft-spoken Harry Smith's interview with that douche who ducked the foul ball that hit his ex-girlfriend.  Well, I should say an interview with her.  Unsurprisingly, he sits there and grins like an idiot with his mouth open.

So, you're saying there's a chance?

That guy isn't even trying to not look at her chest.

Is it just me, or is there not much to look at already?  It's not like she's Scarlett or anything.

[Quality Start Machine]

Here's soft-spoken Harry Smith's interview with that douche who ducked the foul ball that hit his ex-girlfriend.  Well, I should say an interview with her.  Unsurprisingly, he sits there and grins like an idiot with his mouth open.

Shit, how hard did that ball hit her?

[Shooter]

I dunno if there is a classical song I like more than O Fortuna

You know how I know you're a Nazi?

Carmina Burana is awesome. You're a commie if you think otherwise. It's actually on my iPod(phone, whatever)

You ain't heard nothing until you have heard it performed by the San Francisco Gay Men's chorus.   Pardon me, Apex, Ghey Men's Chorus.

There's a lot of redundancy in there.

I get it, because San Francisco is a gay Mecca already.

Funny.

Also not a lot of straight dudes in chorus. /BC-like joke explanation.

[Eli]

Also not a lot of straight dudes in chorus. /BC-like joke explanation.

Way to undo all of the positive work Glee has been doing for society during the last 18 months.

[Saul Goodman]

Here's soft-spoken Harry Smith's interview with that douche who ducked the foul ball that hit his ex-girlfriend.  Well, I should say an interview with her.  Unsurprisingly, he sits there and grins like an idiot with his mouth open.

So, you're saying there's a chance?

That guy isn't even trying to not look at her chest.

Is it just me, or is there not much to look at already?  It's not like she's Scarlett or anything.

Well now there's more data points to consider.  Young people, amirite?

Edit: Alternative The System is Down link.

[Saul Goodman]

The Cardinals' alcoholic culture almost claimed their play-by-play announcer.

Instead he got arrested.  La Russa is now leaning toward joining the broadcast booth next season.


Go Kyardnuls!

[powen01]

The Cardinals' alcoholic culture almost claimed their play-by-play announcer.

Instead he got arrested.  La Russa is now leaning toward joining the broadcast booth next season.


Go Kyardnuls!

Thanks for starting off my weekend the right way.  Best drivers in baseball!

[Slaky]

The Cardinals' alcoholic culture almost claimed their play-by-play announcer.

Instead he got arrested.  La Russa is now leaning toward joining the broadcast booth next season.


Go Kyardnuls!

That's what Kyardinuls guy looks like? I fucking hate him.

[Kermit IV]

The Cardinals' alcoholic culture almost claimed their play-by-play announcer.

Instead he got arrested.  La Russa is now leaning toward joining the broadcast booth next season.


Go Kyardnuls!

That dude has Nicholson eyes.

[R-V]

(grabs popcorn, watches with glee as Tards self-destruct)

As a deteriorating situation between Rasmus and Tony La Russa blasted into the public Sunday, memories of Scott Rolen came floating back, along with the increasing feeling that one of these two -- Rasmus or La Russa -- most likely will be elsewhere in 2011.
Though La Russa spent several postgame minutes expounding on the fact that he does not have a problem with Rasmus, it's become pretty apparent that there is a problem. A major problem.

And once Rasmus' trade requests -- first reported by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch -- became public Sunday, Pujols administered a verbal blistering of Rasmus to the media, with a promise that there will be a follow-up personal discussion with Rasmus himself.

"I'm a player and I'm a leader on this ballclub, and if I hear a player say he doesn't want to be here, then he shouldn't be here," Pujols said. "That's the way it is. ... I'm going to say something to him too. This is something that shouldn't have gotten into the [media]. This is something that should be between him and the manager, and the GM.

"And plus, he needs to get more years in the league before he says something like that and disrespects the players."

Rasmus suffered a reduction in playing time coinciding with the July 3 arrival of Jon Jay from Triple-A Memphis, and his most recent trade request apparently came when the Cardinals were playing a series in Chicago in late July.

That was his second request, following one during the 2009 season.

Though neither of those happened recently, Pujols, saying it is a "privilege" to play for the Cardinals, was not happy when he learned about them.

"To play in this organization, just behind the Yankees in World Series [titles], to play in the postseason almost every year, it's pretty special," Pujols said. "I have nothing negative to say about this organization. And for a young kid to come up and say that he wants to be somewhere else, I don't know why.

"I guess he said it two months ago. Two months ago, we were in first place. If he doesn't want to be on a team that's in first place battling for a spot in the playoffs. ... He was young, but you need to approach that in a different way."