"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Saul Goodman]

The Brewers' Matt Garza has been placed on the 15-day DL.  Shocking.

[InternetApex]

The Brewers' Matt Garza has been placed on the 15-day DL.  Shocking.

*Jordan over Ehlo fist pump*

[Bort]

Best Dongs In Baseball^TM

[ChuckD]

Best Dongs In Baseball^TM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Best glands in baseball.

[Bort]

Best Dongs In Baseball^TM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Best glands in baseball.

Must you always steal my thunder?

[Tonker]

Best Dongs In Baseball^TM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.

[Bort]

Best Dongs In Baseball^TM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.

Must you always steal ChuckD's thunder?

[ChuckD]

Best Dongs In Baseball^TM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.

Must you always steal ChuckD's thunder?

Why are you stealing Tonk's thunder?

[Bort]

Best Dongs In Baseball^TM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.

Must you always steal ChuckD's thunder?

Why are you stealing Tonk's thunder?

MY WHOLE LIFE IS THUNDER.

[Saul Goodman]

Best Dongs In Baseball^TM

Bilbo Ballbaggins did it better on that very page, Bort.

Best glands in baseball.

Except that he batched it.  Glans is the word, and, you know... funnier, too.

Must you always steal ChuckD's thunder?

Why are you stealing Tonk's thunder?

MY WHOLE LIFE IS THUNDER.

[Saul Goodman]

DPD.  Nicely done, Brewers.  They've gone 8-20 since Aug. 26 as of this article.

According to STATS LLC, the Brewers are only the fifth team since the divisional era began in 1969 to spend at least 150 days in first place, yet miss the playoffs. The others were the '69 Cubs, 2007 Mets, '08 D-backs and '09 Tigers. Those other four teams finished in second place, but the Brewers -- who spent exactly 150 days atop the National League Central, including every day from April 5-Aug. 31 before falling with a Labor Day loss at Wrigley Field -- will finish third behind the postseason-bound Cardinals and Pirates.

[InternetApex]

DPD.  Nicely done, Brewers.  They've gone 8-20 since Aug. 26 as of this article.

According to STATS LLC, the Brewers are only the fifth team since the divisional era began in 1969 to spend at least 150 days in first place, yet miss the playoffs. The others were the '69 Cubs, 2007 Mets, '08 D-backs and '09 Tigers. Those other four teams finished in second place, but the Brewers -- who spent exactly 150 days atop the National League Central, including every day from April 5-Aug. 31 before falling with a Labor Day loss at Wrigley Field -- will finish third behind the postseason-bound Cardinals and Pirates.

This thread title deserves a polite head nod from somebody I feel.

[Slaky]

DPD.  Nicely done, Brewers.  They've gone 8-20 since Aug. 26 as of this article.

According to STATS LLC, the Brewers are only the fifth team since the divisional era began in 1969 to spend at least 150 days in first place, yet miss the playoffs. The others were the '69 Cubs, 2007 Mets, '08 D-backs and '09 Tigers. Those other four teams finished in second place, but the Brewers -- who spent exactly 150 days atop the National League Central, including every day from April 5-Aug. 31 before falling with a Labor Day loss at Wrigley Field -- will finish third behind the postseason-bound Cardinals and Pirates.

This thread title deserves a polite head nod from somebody I feel.

It should be a fucking book.

[PenFoe]

DPD.  Nicely done, Brewers.  They've gone 8-20 since Aug. 26 as of this article.

According to STATS LLC, the Brewers are only the fifth team since the divisional era began in 1969 to spend at least 150 days in first place, yet miss the playoffs. The others were the '69 Cubs, 2007 Mets, '08 D-backs and '09 Tigers. Those other four teams finished in second place, but the Brewers -- who spent exactly 150 days atop the National League Central, including every day from April 5-Aug. 31 before falling with a Labor Day loss at Wrigley Field -- will finish third behind the postseason-bound Cardinals and Pirates.

This thread title deserves a polite head nod from somebody I feel.

It should be a fucking book.

At 173 pages in this thread, pretty sure it already is.

[Saul Goodman]

Thank God for Ned Yost. Just can't help himself.