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InternetApex

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2595 on: October 01, 2014, 11:08:26 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 30, 2014, 09:25:13 PM
Thank God for Ned Yost. Just can't help himself.

Ex-Cub Factor > Ned Yost Factor

Soto
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Donaldson (1/2)

That's a massive 4.5. Insurmountable.
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« Reply #2596 on: October 01, 2014, 07:06:20 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 30, 2014, 09:25:13 PM
Thank God for Ned Yost. Just can't help himself.

Did you realize that all of those bunts and steals single-handedly disproved sabermetrics and stat faggotry?

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« Reply #2597 on: October 01, 2014, 11:53:55 PM »
Quote from: Shooter on October 01, 2014, 07:06:20 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 30, 2014, 09:25:13 PM
Thank God for Ned Yost. Just can't help himself.

Did you realize that all of those bunts and steals single-handedly disproved sabermetrics and stat faggotry?

Sadly, yes. Forever.
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Saul Goodman

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« Reply #2598 on: October 01, 2014, 11:54:31 PM »
DPD. Nice game, Pirates.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2599 on: October 02, 2014, 10:44:03 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 01, 2014, 11:54:31 PM
DPD. Nice game, Pirates.

What's the over/under on Clint Hurdle chewing gum during his upcoming hip surgery?
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2600 on: October 02, 2014, 12:47:57 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on October 02, 2014, 10:44:03 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on October 01, 2014, 11:54:31 PM
DPD. Nice game, Pirates.

What's the over/under on Clint Hurdle chewing gum during his upcoming hip surgery?

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« Reply #2601 on: October 03, 2014, 11:10:33 AM »
He was mostly overlooked this year, but Ed Hardy enthusiast and wannabe Ryan Braun was not-so-great.  Full-season career lows across the board, and Fangraphs had him as just barely more than a 1-win player.  May his decline continue to be swift and as ugly as these shirts:




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« Reply #2602 on: November 17, 2014, 11:17:34 AM »
Ouch: The #Braves have acquired RHP Shelby Miller and RHP Tyrell Jenkins from the Cardinals in exchange for OF Jason Heyward and RHP Jordan Walden

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« Reply #2603 on: November 17, 2014, 11:20:24 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on November 17, 2014, 11:17:34 AM
Ouch: The #Braves have acquired RHP Shelby Miller and RHP Tyrell Jenkins from the Cardinals in exchange for OF Jason Heyward and RHP Jordan Walden

This fucking blows.
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« Reply #2604 on: November 17, 2014, 11:21:05 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on November 17, 2014, 11:20:24 AM
Quote from: Yeti on November 17, 2014, 11:17:34 AM
Ouch: The #Braves have acquired RHP Shelby Miller and RHP Tyrell Jenkins from the Cardinals in exchange for OF Jason Heyward and RHP Jordan Walden

This fucking blows.

Yeah, that's a total steal for the Cardinals.

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« Reply #2605 on: November 17, 2014, 11:21:11 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on November 17, 2014, 11:17:34 AM
Ouch: The #Braves have acquired RHP Shelby Miller and RHP Tyrell Jenkins from the Cardinals in exchange for OF Jason Heyward and RHP Jordan Walden

Jesus. That's a fucking steal for the Cards.

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« Reply #2606 on: November 17, 2014, 11:22:18 AM »
There's no fucking way in hell Heyward doesn't have a career year offensively next year, is there?
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« Reply #2607 on: November 17, 2014, 11:24:49 AM »
Quote from: SKO on November 17, 2014, 11:22:18 AM
There's no fucking way in hell Heyward doesn't have a career year offensively next year, is there?

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« Reply #2608 on: November 17, 2014, 11:25:58 AM »
Quote from: SKO on November 17, 2014, 11:22:18 AM
There's no fucking way in hell Heyward doesn't have a career year offensively next year, is there?

Well, it's also his contract year, so it all depends on whether or not he re-signs with the Cardinals immediately.

The only real thing we can hope for is that he struggles or gets injured and then opts for free agency after next season.

Or that he kills himself drunk driving.
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Re: "Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.
« Reply #2609 on: November 17, 2014, 11:26:29 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on November 17, 2014, 11:24:49 AM
Quote from: SKO on November 17, 2014, 11:22:18 AM
There's no fucking way in hell Heyward doesn't have a career year offensively next year, is there?

I hate life

It'll be fine. Tommy La Stella knows all of Heyward's weaknesses (sliders off the plate, chocolate), hence yesterday's deal.