"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[SKO]

Heyward was worth 6.3 WAR last year. Six. Point. Three.

[CT III]

Heyward was worth 6.3 WAR last year. Six. Point. Three.

Is that a significant number?

[BH]

Bill Mueller quit as hitting coach to become the cards assistant hitting coach.

[Saul Goodman]

Bill Mueller quit as hitting coach to become the cards assistant hitting coach.

Finally, he's on the right side of the rivalry.

[Bort]

This sounds fun.

Brewers say the exhibit will be open during home games, ballpark tours, and "available for some private events," just in case you'd like to host your child's birthday party inside a replica of Bud Selig's office.

[PenFoe]

This sounds fun.

Brewers say the exhibit will be open during home games, ballpark tours, and "available for some private events," just in case you'd like to host your child's birthday party inside a replica of Bud Selig's office.

WILL THEY DO ADULT BIRTHDAY PARTIES?

[Yeti]

This thread works cause it's a sad story: https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/571333892323483648

Aramis Ramirez says 2015 will be his final season.

[Eli]

This thread works cause it's a sad story: https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/571333892323483648

Aramis Ramirez says 2015 will be his final season.

I feel like he might be the most underappreciated Cub of my lifetime. The dude was really damn good for quite a stretch and yet lots of people seemed to have a problem with him.

[SKO]

This thread works cause it's a sad story: https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/571333892323483648

Aramis Ramirez says 2015 will be his final season.

I feel like he might be the most underappreciated Cub of my lifetime. The dude was really damn good for quite a stretch and yet lots of people seemed to have a problem with him.

Bob Brenly certainly fanned the flames of that stupid, stupid fire, and it's a big reason why I'm glad Bob fucking left.

[InternetApex]

This thread works cause it's a sad story: https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/571333892323483648

Aramis Ramirez says 2015 will be his final season.

I feel like he might be the most underappreciated Cub of my lifetime. The dude was really damn good for quite a stretch and yet lots of people seemed to have a problem with him.

Bob Brenly certainly fanned the flames of that stupid, stupid fire, and it's a big reason why I'm glad Bob fucking left.

People around here called him Pancakes for some reason nobody will say to my face.

[CBStew]

This thread works cause it's a sad story: https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/571333892323483648

Aramis Ramirez says 2015 will be his final season.

I feel like he might be the most underappreciated Cub of my lifetime. The dude was really damn good for quite a stretch and yet lots of people seemed to have a problem with him.

Bob Brenly certainly fanned the flames of that stupid, stupid fire, and it's a big reason why I'm glad Bob fucking left.

People around here called him Pancakes for some reason nobody will say to my face.

I can't imagine why people would call Brenly "Pancakes".

[SKO]

This thread works cause it's a sad story: https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/571333892323483648

Aramis Ramirez says 2015 will be his final season.

I feel like he might be the most underappreciated Cub of my lifetime. The dude was really damn good for quite a stretch and yet lots of people seemed to have a problem with him.

Bob Brenly certainly fanned the flames of that stupid, stupid fire, and it's a big reason why I'm glad Bob fucking left.

People around here called him Pancakes for some reason nobody will say to my face.

I just remember one really stupid stretch where the guy with the only grand slam in Cubs postseason history who I believe is also the franchise record holder for walk off homers got criticized for only "playing well when it doesn't matter".

Christ I hate Cubs fans.

[InternetApex]

This thread works cause it's a sad story: https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/571333892323483648

Aramis Ramirez says 2015 will be his final season.

I feel like he might be the most underappreciated Cub of my lifetime. The dude was really damn good for quite a stretch and yet lots of people seemed to have a problem with him.

Bob Brenly certainly fanned the flames of that stupid, stupid fire, and it's a big reason why I'm glad Bob fucking left.

People around here called him Pancakes for some reason nobody will say to my face.

I just remember one really stupid stretch where the guy with the only grand slam in Cubs postseason history who I believe is also the franchise record holder for walk off homers got criticized for only "playing well when it doesn't matter".

Christ I hate Cubs fans.

I thought Sosa was the walkoff leader.

[flannj]

This thread works cause it's a sad story: https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/571333892323483648

Aramis Ramirez says 2015 will be his final season.

I feel like he might be the most underappreciated Cub of my lifetime. The dude was really damn good for quite a stretch and yet lots of people seemed to have a problem with him.

Bob Brenly certainly fanned the flames of that stupid, stupid fire, and it's a big reason why I'm glad Bob fucking left.

People around here called him Pancakes for some reason nobody will say to my face.

I can't imagine why people would call Brenly "Pancakes".

No, he's called "Johnny Cakes".

[InternetApex]

This thread works cause it's a sad story: https://twitter.com/AdamMcCalvy/status/571333892323483648

Aramis Ramirez says 2015 will be his final season.

I feel like he might be the most underappreciated Cub of my lifetime. The dude was really damn good for quite a stretch and yet lots of people seemed to have a problem with him.

Bob Brenly certainly fanned the flames of that stupid, stupid fire, and it's a big reason why I'm glad Bob fucking left.

People around here called him Pancakes for some reason nobody will say to my face.

I can't imagine why people would call Brenly "Pancakes".

No, he's called "Johnny Cakes".

Which is perfect.