"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[Brownie]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

[SKO]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

[Saul Goodman]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

TJ. Are the Cubs dead this season?

pleasesayyespleasesayyes

[Brownie]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

[Yeti]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

[Brownie]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.

[SKO]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.

Some people fear having health insurance taken away because they were born with a genetic issue that had absolutely no control over. Life sucks, I guess.

[Quality Start Machine]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.

When did you become pro-choice?

[CBStew]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.

I have many thoughts about your post, and I am sorely tempted, but let's not spoil the Board with politics.

[Saul Goodman]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.

I have many thoughts about your post, and I am sorely tempted, but let's not spoil the Board with politics.

We actually have a thread for that. It's true.

[Brownie]

TJ actually out-did my pessimism twice. He declared them dead during their 5-15 stretch last July too.

2016 was not a great year for me prognostication-wise.

it is actually deeply funny to me that TJ Brown, known for detailed scenarios of how IT'S GONNA HAI in years where the Cubs were dead in the water by June, gave up twice on the team that actually HAI'd.

I didn't give up in June and July. I was very angst-ridden. I think the question I asked was "2016 Cubs: The '85 Bears or the '85 Cubs?" The answer, of course, was the '85 Royals.

I had asked my wife to hide all the sharp objects in the room during Game 4 of the NLDS. By the 8th inning, the Giants' Win Expectancy crested at 98%. The Cubs had mustered TWO GODDAMN HITS. Aroldis Chapman had blown the Game 3 save. I had my reasons to be on the ledge.

TJ was living in the prospect of Crooked Hillary taking away our guns.

For now, I own no guns to have taken away. But I do fret about having major life decisions for myself and my children being taken away from me.

I have many thoughts about your post, and I am sorely tempted, but let's not spoil the Board with politics.

Talk to Yeti.

[Chuck to Chuck]

10 years ago today...
http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4912.msg101714#msg101714

Two on, one out in the eighth. Bonds due up. Yost comes out to talk to Grant Balfour and the stench from his trousers about gags him.

Yost: Can you pitch to Bonds?

Balfour: I don't know, Butchie instead.

Yost: Shit.

Balfour: I just dumped out.


Yost signals for the namesake of this thread and the fung begins. Oh, I can hardly f@#$ing wait. Time for a kick to the dick tip.


Pitch
1. Called strike. Miller crossed up on breaker.
2. Fastball called strike two. Shit.  
3. Wasted up and away at 97 mph.
4. Down and away at 97, it's even.
5. Called strike three, paints the black at 99.

f@#$.

[Saul Goodman]

10 years ago today...
http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4912.msg101714#msg101714

Two on, one out in the eighth. Bonds due up. Yost comes out to talk to Grant Balfour and the stench from his trousers about gags him.

Yost: Can you pitch to Bonds?

Balfour: I don't know, Butchie instead.

Yost: Shit.

Balfour: I just dumped out.


Yost signals for the namesake of this thread and the fung begins. Oh, I can hardly f@#$ing wait. Time for a kick to the dick tip.


Pitch
1. Called strike. Miller crossed up on breaker.
2. Fastball called strike two. Shit.  
3. Wasted up and away at 97 mph.
4. Down and away at 97, it's even.
5. Called strike three, paints the black at 99.

f@#$.

Pex touched a lot of people. RIP.

[Shooter]

10 years ago today...
http://desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=4912.msg101714#msg101714

Two on, one out in the eighth. Bonds due up. Yost comes out to talk to Grant Balfour and the stench from his trousers about gags him.

Yost: Can you pitch to Bonds?

Balfour: I don't know, Butchie instead.

Yost: Shit.

Balfour: I just dumped out.


Yost signals for the namesake of this thread and the fung begins. Oh, I can hardly f@#$ing wait. Time for a kick to the dick tip.


Pitch
1. Called strike. Miller crossed up on breaker.
2. Fastball called strike two. Shit.  
3. Wasted up and away at 97 mph.
4. Down and away at 97, it's even.
5. Called strike three, paints the black at 99.

f@#$.

Pex touched a lot of people. RIP.

Fuck John from Cincinnati in its stupid, Deadwood-replacing ass.

[SKO]

The Brewers regression to the mean has been fun.