"Turd Throw" and other stories from the rancid NLC.

[CT II]

Now you tell me.  I just got done polishing Yovani Gallardo's f@#$ing Hall of Fame plaque!  Great, now I'll toss it in the corner over there with the ones I made up for Drew Hall and Ted Power.

Do you still have that statue you commissioned of Bob Hamelin?

[Apexx]

Now you tell me.  I just got done polishing Yovani Gallardo's f@#$ing Hall of Fame plaque!  Great, now I'll toss it in the corner over there with the ones I made up for Drew Hall and Ted Power Tim Lincecum and Homer Bailey.

Bronzed.

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

Now you tell me.  I just got done polishing Yovani Gallardo's f@#$ing Hall of Fame plaque!  Great, now I'll toss it in the corner over there with the ones I made up for Drew Hall and Ted Power.

Do you still have that statue you commissioned of Bob Hamelin Ken Phelps?

+ HGH'd

[EG]

Now you tell me.  I just got done polishing Yovani Gallardo's f@#$ing Hall of Fame plaque!  Great, now I'll toss it in the corner over there with the ones I made up for Drew Hall and Ted Power Tim Lincecum and Homer Bailey.

Bronzed.

I don't get it.  Why would you already equate Lincecum and Bailey with those two guys?

[Apexx]

Now you tell me.  I just got done polishing Yovani Gallardo's f@#$ing Hall of Fame plaque!  Great, now I'll toss it in the corner over there with the ones I made up for Drew Hall and Ted Power Tim Lincecum and Homer Bailey.

Bronzed.

I don't get it.  Why would you already equate Lincecum and Bailey with those two guys?

What the fuck is the matter with you?

[EG]

Now you tell me.  I just got done polishing Yovani Gallardo's f@#$ing Hall of Fame plaque!  Great, now I'll toss it in the corner over there with the ones I made up for Drew Hall and Ted Power Tim Lincecum and Homer Bailey.

Bronzed.

I don't get it.  Why would you already equate Lincecum and Bailey with those two guys?

What the f@#$ is the matter with you?

Nothing, of course.  I didn't understand your post.

[Apexx]

Now you tell me.  I just got done polishing Yovani Gallardo's f@#$ing Hall of Fame plaque!  Great, now I'll toss it in the corner over there with the ones I made up for Drew Hall and Ted Power Tim Lincecum and Homer Bailey.

Bronzed.

I don't get it.  Why would you already equate Lincecum and Bailey with those two guys?

What the f@#$ is the matter with you?

Nothing, of course.  I didn't understand your post.

The point is that those two haven't exactly set the world on fire since their callup though some would have us believe they're can't miss prospects. Maybe they are but if Gallardo performs as they have to start out, we've got little to worry about in the near term.

That make sense? You can argue of course and tell me those two are the best things since sliced bread and I'd respond by saying, "meh."

[EG]

That make sense?

Yup.  Thank you for clarifying.

[BC]

Lincecum has had three pretty good starts. He also has had two terrible starts (Both at home, which I don't get). I picked him up for my fantasy team when Ortiz got put on the DL...

[EG]

I picked him up for my fantasy team when Ortiz got put on the DL...

Good work, BC.

[CT II]

I picked him up for my fantasy team when Ortiz got put on the DL...

Good work, BC.

Is that sarcastic, or have you embraced the positive?

[EG]

I picked him up for my fantasy team when Ortiz got put on the DL...

Good work, BC.

Is that sarcastic, or have you embraced the positive?

I'm just happy for the guy.

[Apexx]

I picked him up for my fantasy team when Ortiz got put on the DL...

Good work, BC.

Is that sarcastic, or have you embraced the positive?

I'm just happy for the guy.

Yeah, he needed a break in the worst way. And by break I mean gastroplasty.

[The Ghost of Desipio Past]

I picked him up for my fantasy team when Ortiz got put on the DL...

Good work, BC.

Is that sarcastic, or have you embraced the positive?

I'm just happy for the guy.

Lincecum or BC?

[Fork_The_Third]

I picked him up for my fantasy team when Ortiz got put on the DL...

Good work, BC.

Is that sarcastic, or have you embraced the positive?

I'm just happy for the guy.

Lincecum or BC?

Wasn't Lincecum Hayes one of the Mod Squad?