Marquis de suc defenestration thread

[Poon]

Call Veal up from AA. He can't be any worse.

Did Marshall molest Lou's dog or something?

Is molesting dogs a euphemism for being five-inning pitcher without a reliable out pitch and a tendency to throw an assload of non-strikes? Because if it is, you might be on to something.

Yeah, Marshall should try to develop a cutter as good as Kevin Hart's.

Somehow both of those guys are exchanging pitching tips on the PCL bus routes while Chad Fox collects a big league paycheck. Yet the Cubs are in first place and I couldn't care less. It feels good.

And Jason Marquis won a game!  Life is good, indeed.

And Jason Marquis somehow didn't lose another game is a bit more accurate.

[PTanner]

Call Veal up from AA. He can't be any worse.

Did Marshall molest Lou's dog or something?

Is molesting dogs a euphemism for being five-inning pitcher without a reliable out pitch and a tendency to throw an assload of non-strikes? Because if it is, you might be on to something.

Yeah, Marshall should try to develop a cutter as good as Kevin Hart's.

Somehow both of those guys are exchanging pitching tips on the PCL bus routes while Chad Fox collects a big league paycheck. Yet the Cubs are in first place and I couldn't care less. It feels good.

And Jason Marquis won a game!  Life is good, indeed.

And Jason Marquis somehow didn't lose another game is a bit more accurate.

And Jason Marquis once again pitched against the Pirates is even more accurate.

[Slaky+]

Bump.

[fiveouts]

There's got to be some one-eyed midget working in the maintenance department at Wrigley Field that they could put on the mound every fifth day that would at least throw strikes. 

[Thrillho]

Jason Marquis' sinker feasts on the blood of the children of Goyim.

Trade the perfidious Jew!

NEVER FORGET ST. SIMON OF TRENT!



Too much?

[Jon]

Jason Marquis' sinker feasts on the blood of the children of Goyim.

Trade the perfidious Jew!

NEVER FORGET ST. SIMON OF TRENT!



Too much?

Just right.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

Jason Marquis' sinker feasts on the blood of the children of Goyim.

Trade the perfidious Jew!

NEVER FORGET ST. SIMON OF TRENT!



Too much?

Now THIS is what I call a tangential and oblique post. Well done.

[Wheezer]

Jason Marquis' sinker feasts on the blood of the children of Goyim.

Trade the perfidious Jew!

Ronnie Po-chia Hsia is on the market?

(This does remind me that Meir Kahane was right up there with Gordon Liddy in terms of brisk prose.)

[Thrillho]

Now THIS is what I call a tangential and oblique post. Well done.

And now you see why Wheezer remains the king...

Jason Marquis' sinker feasts on the blood of the children of Goyim.

Trade the perfidious Jew!

Ronnie Po-chia Hsia is on the market?

(This does remind me that Meir Kahane was right up there with Gordon Liddy in terms of brisk prose.)

A simple invocation of an ancient blood libel finds him, among other things, pondering the literary stylings of a True American Patriot®.



That's a moustache right there that all but screams, "no homo."

[PTanner]

Oh yeah...G. Gordon Liddy is man enough.

[cubbiebluestew]

Opus Dei is a Talmudic organization?  Did Da Vinci know that?

[Eli]

What a suck.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Here's hoping that this is your last start of 2008 you worthless bag of homer-giving-up shit.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Here's hoping that this is your last start of 2008 you worthless bag of homer-giving-up shit.

They still need another bat but this no-talent assclown needs to be replaced right now.

The only two shitty outings by a starter since the break are both of his starts.

[PTanner]

Bounce his ass and see if you can get a servicable LH bat in return.