Marquis de suc defenestration thread

[Poon]

He started off very good, the sinker was working, no deep counts.  Then the jackass decides to not take the pitch calls he's getting from Soto and shake everything off so he can get back to the suck.  This all stinks of "LaRussa covert ops".

[*In a Nutsack]

He started off very good, the sinker was working, no deep counts.  Then the jackass decides to not take the pitch calls he's getting from Soto and shake everything off so he can get back to the suck.  This all stinks of "LaRussa covert ops".

Marquis still sucks at life and baseball things.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Okay, Marquis has qualified for what should be his last Cub win.  Get maybe one more inning out of him (or don't, off day tomorrow) and give him a goodbye that Stevie Ire wishes he could've had.

[Oleg]

Okay, Marquis has qualified for what should be his last Cub win.  Get maybe one more inning out of him (or don't, off day tomorrow) and give him a goodbye that Stevie Ire wishes he could've had.

At an Old Country Buffet?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Okay, Marquis has qualified for what should be his last Cub win.  Get maybe one more inning out of him (or don't, off day tomorrow) and give him a goodbye that Stevie Ire wishes he could've had.

No running in spring training?

[CubFaninHydePark]

I put it on a tee and you guys hit it out of the park.  Well done.

[StewiesBandwagon]

Jason Marquis, I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

[Weebs]

Jason Marquis, I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns winds of a thousand tornadoes.

JO'd.

[Waco Kid]

Jason Marquis, Neal Cotts, & Bob Howry I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

Shitty relief pitcher'd

[Mike Douche]

Jason Marquis, Neal Cotts, & Bob Howry I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

Shitty relief pitcher'd

Also 3 guys that we won't have to worry about come October.

[Weebs]

Jason Marquis, Neal Cotts, & Bob Howry I hate you with the fire of a thousand suns.

Shitty relief pitcher'd

Also 3 guys that we won't have to worry about come October.

I'm pretty sure Howry and Cotts will both be on the post-season roster.  Howry for sure.

[cubbiebluestew]

Isn't it comforting to know that we have a great bullpen and we don't have to rely exclusively on Samardzia, Marmol and Wood?

[cubbiebluestew]

I just just noticed that I am a member of the Fucakta fan club.  Can I resign?

[CubFaninHydePark]

The best insurance we could get in September would be for Marquis to be caught in a bathroom stall with either Cotts or Howry.

[Internet Apex]

The best insurance we could get in September would be for Marquis to be caught in a bathroom stall with either Cotts or Howry.

Doing what? Ghey stuff? You think that would make them pitch better? Or you'd propose launching them off the roster for their sexual orientation? How very unprogressive of you, Pie. And if they're going to be shooting each other with some performance enhancing substance, wouldn't you rather they weren't caught?

I don't understand this CubsFaninHydePark insurance policy at all.