Marquis de suc defenestration thread

[Eli]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

No angst, it's just a game the Cubs should have won and they didn't.  It's hard to get worked up when they have an EIGHT GAME LEAD with 11 to play.

Just you watch.  Pussies.

[/LoneStar]

[DwightKurtz]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

[CT II]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

Slak, you could always derail an El train.

[TJ]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

Slak, you could always derail an El train.

If you're going to cause damage to public transportation, please consider a few buses. Don't destroy them, just put them in need of major work.

[5laky]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

I work in the big scary city. The homeless have burned all the cars. To a crisp.

[Thrillho]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

Slak, you could always derail an El train.

If you're going to cause damage to public transportation, please consider a few buses. Don't destroy them, just put them in need of major work.

Not so much that they have to replace the whole bus... Just parts of the bus.

[Oleg]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  D

o we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

Slak, you could always derail an El train.

If you're going to cause damage to public transportation, please consider a few buses. Don't destroy them, just put them in need of major work.

Not so much that they have to replace the whole bus... Just parts of the bus.

And, make it look like an accident.  What are we talking about?

[Kerm]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

I work in the big scary city. The homeless have burned all the cars. To a crisp.

I work in the suburbs.  You know how hard it's going to be to flip over an SUV filled with AYSO players?

[Quality Start Machine]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

I work in the big scary city. The homeless have burned all the cars. To a crisp.

I work in the suburbs.  You know how hard it's going to be to flip over an SUV filled with AYSO players?

how tough do you think soccer players are?

[LoneStarCubFan]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

No angst, it's just a game the Cubs should have won and they didn't.  It's hard to get worked up when they have an EIGHT GAME LEAD with 11 to play.

Just you watch.  Pussies.

[/LoneStar]

Relax. It's just a game.

[powen01]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

I work in the big scary city. The homeless have burned all the cars. To a crisp.

I work in the suburbs.  You know how hard it's going to be to flip over an SUV filled with AYSO players?

how tough do you think soccer players are?

Pretty tough. 

[Kerm]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

I work in the big scary city. The homeless have burned all the cars. To a crisp.

I work in the suburbs.  You know how hard it's going to be to flip over an SUV filled with AYSO players?

how tough do you think soccer players are?

I would think weight would be a more prohibiting factor than toughness.

[flannj]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

I work in the big scary city. The homeless have burned all the cars. To a crisp.

I work in the suburbs.  You know how hard it's going to be to flip over an SUV filled with AYSO players?

how tough do you think soccer players are?

Pretty tough. 

A lot tougher than you think Fork.
(Godamnit Powen I wasn't going to reply to this because it just encourages him)

[powen01]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

I work in the big scary city. The homeless have burned all the cars. To a crisp.

I work in the suburbs.  You know how hard it's going to be to flip over an SUV filled with AYSO players?

how tough do you think soccer players are?

Pretty tough. 

A lot tougher than you think Fork.
(Godamnit Powen I wasn't going to reply to this because it just encourages him)

It reminds me of one guy I know who always said soccer players are pussies.  Then I found out that he blew out his ACL...   When?  The one time in his life that he played soccer. 

I also don't want to have to start posting more grotesque photos of soccer players breaking other people's legs again.

[morpheus]

On another note, how do the Cubs only manage four hits and one run in seven innings against the Brewers' bullpen?

I know.  Gutless fucking assholes, right?

1 game folks.  Do we need to analyze to death every loss? 

Move on.  Christ.

Besides, if they clinch while I'm at work how the fuck am I supposed to flip a car?

Your place of work isn't near a parking lot?

I work in the big scary city. The homeless have burned all the cars. To a crisp.

I work in the suburbs.  You know how hard it's going to be to flip over an SUV filled with AYSO players?

how tough do you think soccer players are?

Pretty tough. 

A lot tougher than you think Fork.
(Godamnit Powen I wasn't going to reply to this because it just encourages him)

It reminds me of one guy I know who always said soccer players are pussies.  Then I found out that he blew out his ACL...   When?  The one time in his life that he played soccer. 

I also don't want to have to start posting more grotesque photos of soccer players breaking other people's legs again.

SOCCER PLAYERS ARE PUSSIES!!!!*

I just want to see the grotesque photos.  Did I do that right?