Marquis de suc defenestration thread

[Quality Start Machine]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

[DwightKurtz]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

No way, man.  When I was watching the World Cup in France a few years ago, I saw numerous soccer players go down with what looked to be bone-crushing knee injuries.  They'd roll on the ground, screaming in agony.  But then, rather than be carried away on a stretcher, they'd hobble over to the sideline, receive a magical cure from some kind of healing spray, and be back on the pitch running and diving er, kicking all over again. 

To recover so quickly from such agonizing injuries is a clear indication of how tough those guys are.  Either that or they need to get that magical spray into baseball ASAP, for all those nagging elbow and shoulder injuries.  Just think, Mary Prior might be pitching this year if he'd been exposed to that spray!

[powen01]

Sigh.  I retired from playing soccer after my 2nd ACL reconstruction, but anytime you wanna go for a spin Fork, you're on.  

It gets good right about the 1:20 mark:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TThOST09haY

Music is NSFW.  

[Quality Start Machine]

Sigh.  I retired from playing soccer after my 2nd ACL reconstruction, but anytime you wanna go for a spin Fork, you're on.  

It gets good right about the 1:20 mark:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TThOST09haY

Music is NSFW.  

Torn labrum after a dip. (FULL DISCLOSURE: after softball-related dislocation the year before).

I'll watch the video when I get home.

[powen01]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

No way, man.  When I was watching the World Cup in France a few years ago, I saw numerous soccer players go down with what looked to be bone-crushing knee injuries.  They'd roll on the ground, screaming in agony.  But then, rather than be carried away on a stretcher, they'd hobble over to the sideline, receive a magical cure from some kind of healing spray, and be back on the pitch running and diving er, kicking all over again. 

To recover so quickly from such agonizing injuries is a clear indication of how tough those guys are.  Either that or they need to get that magical spray into baseball ASAP, for all those nagging elbow and shoulder injuries.  Just think, Mary Prior might be pitching this year if he'd been exposed to that spray!

All the diving and play acting really turned me off from the game the last few years.  Biggest culprits:  Portugal and Italy.  Those guys ARE pussies, and I love watching them actually get the shit knocked out of them. 

[Quality Start Machine]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

No way, man.  When I was watching the World Cup in France a few years ago, I saw numerous soccer players go down with what looked to be bone-crushing knee injuries.  They'd roll on the ground, screaming in agony.  But then, rather than be carried away on a stretcher, they'd hobble over to the sideline, receive a magical cure from some kind of healing spray, and be back on the pitch running and diving er, kicking all over again. 

To recover so quickly from such agonizing injuries is a clear indication of how tough those guys are.  Either that or they need to get that magical spray into baseball ASAP, for all those nagging elbow and shoulder injuries.  Just think, Mary Prior might be pitching this year if he'd been exposed to that spray!

All the diving and play acting really turned me off from the game the last few years.  Biggest culprits:  Portugal and Italy.  The Pittsburgh Penguins. Those guys ARE pussies, and I love watching them actually get the shit knocked out of them. 

NHL'ed.

[Taylor2]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

So when the Cubs clinch the division we should flip over ballroom dancers and not soccer players?

[powen01]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

So when the Cubs clinch the division we should flip over ballroom dancers and not soccer players?

Yes.

You take the one on the right.  I'll work on the one on the left. 

[Jon]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

So when the Cubs clinch the division we should flip over ballroom dancers and not soccer players?

Yes.

You take the one on the right.  I'll work on the one on the left. 

Is that STAGE right?

[powen01]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

So when the Cubs clinch the division we should flip over ballroom dancers and not soccer players?

Yes.

You take the one on the right.  I'll work on the one on the left. 

Is that STAGE right?

I would like to have sexual intercourse with the female dancer on the LEFT side of the picture.

Better?

[Eli]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

So when the Cubs clinch the division we should flip over ballroom dancers and not soccer players?

Yes.

You take the one on the right.  I'll work on the one on the left. 

Is that STAGE right?

It's always about theater with you, isn't it?

[Jon]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

So when the Cubs clinch the division we should flip over ballroom dancers and not soccer players?

Yes.

You take the one on the right.  I'll work on the one on the left. 

Is that STAGE right?

It's always about theater with you, isn't it?

Nah. I'm just playing this role on Desipio. In real life I'm far more interested in beer and Futurama than theatre.

[powen01]

Soccer players are pussies.

Worse than ballroom dancers.

So when the Cubs clinch the division we should flip over ballroom dancers and not soccer players?

Yes.

You take the one on the right.  I'll work on the one on the left. 

Is that STAGE right?

It's always about theater with you, isn't it?

Nah. I'm just playing this role on Desipio. In real life I'm far more interested in beer and Futurama than theatre.

You prankster you!

[Internet Apex]

Fuck soccer.

[powen01]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.