Marquis de suc defenestration thread

[Poon]

Fuck soccer.

In Russia, soccer fucks you.

[Wheezer]

And in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day,

"Don't bend down ... when Wenger's around ...
'cause you might get a willy up your Arse"

[Kerm]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Don't you understand?  Soccer players don't get hot girls, even if they have hot girls hanging all over them.  It's science.

Moreover, in high school, I'm absolutely positive that I could have beat the shit out of more than 75% of our football team.

[Quality Start Machine]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Don't you understand?  Soccer players don't get hot girls, even if they have hot girls hanging all over them.  It's science.

Moreover, in high school, I'm absolutely positive that I could have beat the shit out of more than 75% of our football team.

Not our fault your high school had a shitty football team.

[Internet Apex]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Don't you understand?  Soccer players don't get hot girls, even if they have hot girls hanging all over them.  It's science.

Moreover, in high school, I'm absolutely positive that I could have beat the shit out of more than 75% of our football team.

Not our fault your high school had a shitty football team.

I don't really have anything against soccer players or soccer fans or soccer moms or soccer balls or any of that shit. It's just the sport itself. I have ADD. The game's too slow for me. Sorry. All that effort just to almost score. At least in ice soccer they get across the rink fast as hell and smash into each other, occasionally dropping the gloves for fisticuffs. International tournaments with the pride of one's country on the line? That's interesting to watch, I'll grant you. For about 15 minutes. Then I'm flipping over to some boobilige. Or a Frazier re-run. Fuck. ANYTHING.

[Jon]

I don't really have anything against soccer players or soccer fans or soccer moms or soccer balls or any of that shit. It's just the sport itself. I have ADD. The game's too slow for me. Sorry. All that effort just to almost score. At least in ice soccer they get across the rink fast as hell and smash into each other, occasionally dropping the gloves for fisticuffs. International tournaments with the pride of one's country on the line? That's interesting to watch, I'll grant you. For about 15 minutes. Then I'm flipping over to some boobilige. Or a Frazier re-run. Fuck. ANYTHING.

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[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Don't you understand?  Soccer players don't get hot girls, even if they have hot girls hanging all over them.  It's science.

Moreover, in high school, I'm absolutely positive that I could have beat the shit out of more than 75% of our football team.

Not our fault your high school had a shitty football team.

I don't really have anything against soccer players or soccer fans or soccer moms or soccer balls or any of that shit. It's just the sport itself. I have ADD. The game's too slow for me. Sorry. All that effort just to almost score. At least in ice soccer they get across the rink fast as hell and smash into each other, occasionally dropping the gloves for fisticuffs. International tournaments with the pride of one's country on the line? That's interesting to watch, I'll grant you. For about 15 minutes. Then I'm flipping over to some boobilige. Or a Frazier re-run. Fuck. ANYTHING.

You should get some legal SPEED for that.

[Jon]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Don't you understand?  Soccer players don't get hot girls, even if they have hot girls hanging all over them.  It's science.

Moreover, in high school, I'm absolutely positive that I could have beat the shit out of more than 75% of our football team.

Not our fault your high school had a shitty football team.

I don't really have anything against soccer players or soccer fans or soccer moms or soccer balls or any of that shit. It's just the sport itself. I have ADD. The game's too slow for me. Sorry. All that effort just to almost score. At least in ice soccer they get across the rink fast as hell and smash into each other, occasionally dropping the gloves for fisticuffs. International tournaments with the pride of one's country on the line? That's interesting to watch, I'll grant you. For about 15 minutes. Then I'm flipping over to some boobilige. Or a Frazier re-run. Fuck. ANYTHING.

You should get some legal SPEED for that.

This³

[butthead]

I don't really have anything against soccer players or soccer fans or soccer moms or soccer balls or any of that shit. It's just the sport itself. I have ADD. The game's too slow for me. Sorry. All that effort just to almost score. At least in ice soccer they get across the rink fast as hell and smash into each other, occasionally dropping the gloves for fisticuffs. International tournaments with the pride of one's country on the line? That's interesting to watch, I'll grant you. For about 15 minutes. Then I'm flipping over to some boobilige. Or a Frazier re-run. Fuck. ANYTHING.

I hate when pro-soccer people assume I don't like soccer because there isn't enough scoring. That's not the problem with the game as a spectator sport. Apex is right....it too much effort just to get to a decent scoring chance. I don't care if the ball goes in the goal, but I want to see a shot every so often.

[Thrillho]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Someone needs to tell this lass that even a hydraulic winch isn't gonna make her A's look like C's.

[DPappy]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Someone needs to tell this lass that even a hydraulic winch isn't gonna make her A's look like C's.

All I know is that I support the usage of models as a distraction from the original intent of this thread.

[butthead]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Someone needs to tell this lass that even a hydraulic winch isn't gonna make her A's look like C's.

All I know is that I support the usage of models as a distraction from the original intent of this thread.

Keeley sez her D's look just fine with or without hydraulics.

[Thrillho]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Someone needs to tell this lass that even a hydraulic winch isn't gonna make her A's look like C's.

All I know is that I support the usage of models as a distraction from the original intent of this thread.

Keeley sez her D's look just fine with or without hydraulics.

Now this is foot hockey I might actually watch.

[PenFoe]

Fuck soccer.

Get in line.

Someone needs to tell this lass that even a hydraulic winch isn't gonna make her A's look like C's.

All I know is that I support the usage of models as a distraction from the original intent of this thread.

Keeley sez her D's look just fine with or without hydraulics.

Now this is foot hockey I might actually watch.

Or this.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'll have plenty of time to watch this while I'm collecting unemployment.