Marquis de suc defenestration thread

[Apexx]

Nice outing, dick.

[Apexx]

If JD's not on the board right now I know nobody else is going to step up and give Jock credit for taking out Hudson if I don't. Whether intentional or not, that was well-played. Umpires can't do shit to protect your bald headed ass from that, fucknuts. Ouch. Better get some ice on that, stat.

[Al Yellon]

I'm too drunk and tired to look for the ODC/OAC thread. Can someone dig it up please? Jesus H. Christ.

[EG]

This home plate umpire has no idea what's going on. 
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[Apexx]

This Gallagher 2 guy isn't much fung to watch. I'll pass on him for my fantasy squad just yet.

[Taylor]

The Marquis d' Suck is back. 1 and 2/3 innings after getting a spotted a 4 run lead.

So much for Gallagher keeping the game close.

[Fork_The_Third]

Marquis is who we thought he was, and he got his ass crowned.

[Taylor]

The only good thing about tonight is the Tards lost again. And the Brewers were winning 3-0 going into the bottom of the ninth and

- F. Cordero relieved D. Turnbow
- F. Catalanotto struck out swinging
- I. Kinsler grounded out to pitcher
- B. Wilkerson singled to left
- B. Wilkerson to second on fielder's indifference
- R. Vazquez walked
- G. Laird singled to left center, B. Wilkerson scored, R. Vazquez to third
- K. Lofton singled to first, R. Vazquez scored, G. Laird to second
- M. Byrd singled to center, G. Laird scored, K. Lofton to second
- M. Young singled to right, K. Lofton scored, M. Byrd to second

4 runs, 5 hits, 0 errors
Milwaukee 3, Texas 4

[Slaky!]

Fuck Milwaukee. The whole thing.

[Taylor]

The disappointing thing is Marquis struggled in his last start, but he went 5 and 1/3  only gave up 2 runs. Got a couple of double plays to get himself out of trouble. Last night he was just god awful.

I'm not saying the Cubs are a playoff team, but they have had a number of chances to not only be competitive this year, but be in first place considering the lack of any really good teams in the division. Just like the Tards were the best of the shitty last year.

[RoyHobbs]

Hey, the Tards may have lost, but I told you Marquis sucks donkey balls. You guys laughed it off and said Dave Duncan blah blah blah. Enjoy 2 and half more years of that douchetard.

[therick711]

Hey, the Tards may have lost, but I told you Marquis sucks donkey balls. You guys laughed it off and said Dave Duncan blah blah blah. Enjoy 2 and half more years of that douchetard.

Umm, no one on this site did anything of the kind.  Perhaps you missed the hand wringing of his signing and the continued loathing of him and the moniker Marquis de Suc.  The bottom line is you can't have 5 number 1's but if you can get a guy like Marquis that will most of the time give you 5 or 6 innings at the end of the rotation, even if he does get shelled often, he can stilll serve a purpose.  The Cubs made the postseason with Shawn F@&%$in Estes at the back of the rotation.  That in mind I would put forth Marquis is an upgrade from that loser.

[Kermit]

Hey, the Tards may have lost, but I told you Marquis sucks donkey balls. You guys laughed it off and said Dave Duncan blah blah blah. Enjoy 2 and half more years of that douchetard.

Umm, no one on this site did anything of the kind.  Perhaps you missed the hand wringing of his signing and the continued loathing of him and the moniker Marquis de Suc.  The bottom line is you can't have 5 number 1's but if you can get a guy like Marquis that will most of the time give you 5 or 6 innings at the end of the rotation, even if he does get shelled often, he can stilll serve a purpose.  The Cubs made the postseason with Shawn F@&%$in Estes at the back of the rotation.  That in mind I would put forth Marquis is an upgrade from that loser.

Yeah, I don't remember anyone saying anything like that, either.  And Marquis has ALREADY given the Cubs 5 times as many good starts as I thought he would.  In three years.

[BananaHands]

Wait, I thought Larry fixed him this offseason and that led to his ridiculous contract?

[EG]

Hey, the Tards may have lost, but I told you Marquis sucks donkey balls. You guys laughed it off and said Dave Duncan blah blah blah. Enjoy 2 and half more years of that douchetard.

Right.  Except his ERA is still a full run lower than any starter on the Cardinals.