Please add joyful positive here!!!!

[Jon]

Where do you post if you are in between DOOM and joyful positive?

HJE.  Oh, you mean where should YOU post?

Holy shit! Did you restart HJE?

I'll have to go back and check that place out.

[PenFoe]

Hey pal, this is the joyful positive thread. Get your negative outta here!

Was really looking for the sequel shot of this...

[Eli]

You mean:

[Jon]

You mean:

I'm Jon Wolter, and I endorse this sentiment.

[CBStew]

CBS Sportsline has a headline today, "Reyes has torn hammy; Putz hurt"

I assume that it is the first complaint that makes it relevant to a sports site, but you never know.

[Tank]

CBS Sportsline has a headline today, "Reyes has torn hammy; Putz hurt"

I assume that it is the first complaint that makes it relevant to a sports site, but you never know.

Sounds like his putz should be on the mend well before the hamstrings in any event.

[RV]

They won! Two out of four, dogdens. Harden pitched like 2008 Dick Hardon. Milton had two hits and AN RBI! Marmol didn't walk anyone! Gregg retired the side in order.

Feel free to sweep these hapless slapdicks, ya slapdicks.

[Eli]

Two out of four, dogdens.

Why so negative?  They've won every game they've played this week.

[Quality Start Machine]

Two out of four, dogdens.

Why so negative?  They've won every game they've played this week.

Sunday's the first day of the week.

[Philberto]

Two out of four, dogdens.

Why so negative?  They've won every game they've played this week.

Sunday's the first day of the week.

Work week, natch

[Oleg]

Two out of four, dogdens.

Why so negative?  They've won every game they've played this week.

Sunday's the first day of the week.

You're as Jewish as Apex is black.

[Internet Apex]

Two out of four, dogdens.

Why so negative?  They've won every game they've played this week.

Sunday's the first day of the week.

You're as Jewish as Apex is black.

Stewpex?

[Quality Start Machine]

Two out of four, dogdens.

Why so negative?  They've won every game they've played this week.

Sunday's the first day of the week.

You're as Jewish as Apex is black.

Stewpex?

Stewpex Davis Jr.

[RV]

Anybody else up for some tepid positive? Because my good internet friend Mike Douche and I decided about a month ago that these slapdicks would be in pretty good shape if they were within 5 games at the break.

They're only 2 games back in the loss column, and if Steve Stone taught me anything, that pretty much means they're in first place.

Milton promised me he's going to slug better than Ryan Theriot in the 2nd half.

Asked if his work with hitting coach Von Joshua is finally paying off, Bradley said he "feels it" now.

"When I tell you I'm back, I'm back," he said. "I'm going to be hitting for the rest of the year."

The offense in general can't possibly continue to suck as bad as it has in the 1st half. Can it?

I won't bring up my dread that Aramis won't be himself again until he has surgery on that shoulder.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'll go ahead and say it...Bradley is hitting better right now than he has all season. He's about to go on a massive tear that will result in half the baby boys in Chicago being named "Milton" and the other half "Bradley".