Please add joyful positive here!!!!

[Eli]

There is nothing joyful or positive about this.

So why the hell did you post it here?

[BC]

Why can't Hendry just cut his losses and DFA Miles?

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

We already have an Aaron Miles hate thread.

Next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls.

[Jon]

Listen to the man. He's a trained killer.

[Gil Gunderson]

I'm already wetting myself in fear.

[CT III]

I'm already wetting myself in fear.

You say it's in fear, but how do we know you didn't just have lunch at the strip club again?

[JD]

I'm already wetting myself in fear.

You say it's in fear, but how do we know you didn't just have lunch at the strip club again?

Gil got his windpants wet the fun way.

[Gil Gunderson]

I'm already wetting myself in fear.

You say it's in fear, but how do we know you didn't just have lunch at the strip club again?

Gil got his windpants wet the fun way.

Windpants are par for the course at the office.  Would be nice if Hockeenight's store had a pair for sale...wink wink.

[Philberto]

We already have an Aaron Miles hate thread.

Next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls.

Does Barry Manilow know you raided his wardrobe?

[BH]

I'm already wetting myself in fear.

You say it's in fear, but how do we know you didn't just have lunch at the strip club again?

Gil got his windpants wet the fun way.

Windpants are par for the course at the office.  Would be nice if Hockeenight's store had a pair for sale...wink wink.

I'm interviewing people for the position as we speak.

[Gil Gunderson]

I'm already wetting myself in fear.

You say it's in fear, but how do we know you didn't just have lunch at the strip club again?

Gil got his windpants wet the fun way.

Windpants are par for the course at the office.  Would be nice if Hockeenight's store had a pair for sale...wink wink.

I'm interviewing people for the position as we speak.

Manufacturing, distribution, and sales?  Color me impressed.

[Dave B]

I'm already wetting myself in fear.

You say it's in fear, but how do we know you didn't just have lunch at the strip club again?

Gil got his windpants wet the fun way.

Windpants are par for the course at the office.  Would be nice if Hockeenight's store had a pair for sale...wink wink.

There are rumors of "Bonertime" Blackhawks shirts being on sale from Hockeenight in the near future.

[Gil Gunderson]

I'm already wetting myself in fear.

You say it's in fear, but how do we know you didn't just have lunch at the strip club again?

Gil got his windpants wet the fun way.

Windpants are par for the course at the office.  Would be nice if Hockeenight's store had a pair for sale...wink wink.

There are rumors of "Bonertime" Blackhawks shirts being on sale from Hockeenight in the near future.

There are rumors that your performance during the PUCKCAST was phenomenal.

Rumors that can be substantiated, because I do in fact listen to the whole PUCKCAST each time.

[Quality Start Machine]

I'm already wetting myself in fear.

You say it's in fear, but how do we know you didn't just have lunch at the strip club again?

Gil got his windpants wet the fun way.

Windpants are par for the course at the office.  Would be nice if Hockeenight's store had a pair for sale...wink wink.

Right after little eyeglasses for your penis.

[PenFoe]

Bump.