Please add joyful positive here!!!!

[Neifilicious]

High nineties cheese and that slider?  Fuhgeddaboutit.

[Fork_The_Third]

High nineties cheese and that slider?  Fuhgeddaboutit.

Why do I think, if we ever meet, you and I will re-enact the scene from "Mickey Blue Eyes" where James Caan is trying to teach Hugh Grant how to properly say "Fuhgeddaboudit"?

[rrdego]

Recap
What a play by Marquis in the first and that kiss my ass home run by Ramirez?  SuWeet.  I went golfing, and DVRd the game, and the DVR stopped tapin at the beginning of the ninth.  So much for avoiding all news outlets for the whole afternoon.

Can we keep Theriot, Fontenot, and DaRosa in the lineup for the rest of the year please?

[Tonker]

High nineties cheese and that slider?  Fuhgeddaboutit.

Why do I think, if we ever meet, you and I will re-enact the scene from "Mickey Blue Eyes" where James Caan is trying to teach Hugh Grant how to properly say "Fuhgeddaboudit"?

I believe I said it perfectly properly, Fork, old bean.  Fugheddaboutit.  See?

[Fork_The_Third]

High nineties cheese and that slider?  Fuhgeddaboutit.

Why do I think, if we ever meet, you and I will re-enact the scene from "Mickey Blue Eyes" where James Caan is trying to teach Hugh Grant how to properly say "Fuhgeddaboudit"?

I believe I said it perfectly properly, Fork, old bean.  Fugheddaboutit.  See?

I've never forgotten a tit. Ever.

[cubbiebluestew]

Deadspin has this video up.  It appears that someone (I can't make out who) rammed their finger into ERam's stink after the homer:

http://deadspin.com/sports/aggressiveness-towards-the-taint/hey-aramis-ramirez-hit-a-home++yeeeeeow-273976.php

I think that little stinker was little Cesar...We need to ship him to St Louis to be with Edmonds

Shut up, Paul.  Youre  a douc--

Waaaaiiit a minute.  Where the f@#$ have YOU been?

Maybe he's got it set up so that he gets EMailed any time somebody responds to one of his threads, so when we ressurrected the Suggestions thread, he found his way back here.  Or something, I dunno.

Look at it this

[cubbiebluestew]

Deadspin has this video up.  It appears that someone (I can't make out who) rammed their finger into ERam's stink after the homer:

http://deadspin.com/sports/aggressiveness-towards-the-taint/hey-aramis-ramirez-hit-a-home++yeeeeeow-273976.php

I think that little stinker was little Cesar...We need to ship him to St Louis to be with Edmonds

Shut up, Paul.  Youre  a douc--

Waaaaiiit a minute.  Where the f@#$ have YOU been?

Maybe he's got it set up so that he gets EMailed any time somebody responds to one of his threads, so when we ressurrected the Suggestions thread, he found his way back here.  Or something, I dunno.

Look at it this

look at it this way, it is a valuable reminder to get regular prostate exams

[Chuckosan]

But I don't wanna forget about boobies!

How can you?

www.foobies.com

[Chuckosan]

Bump back to topic.

In Pissburgh, Doumit homers off Sheets.  1-0 Pirates.  Also means Sheets won't pitch against the Nats and Gorzelanny won't pitch against the Cubs.

[Internet Apex]

MILWAUKEE CENTER FIELDER BILL HALL LEFT THE GAME IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SECOND INNING WITH AN APPARENT LOWER RIGHT LEG INJURY.

~ Yahoo!

[BananaHands]

MILWAUKEE CENTER FIELDER BILL HALL LEFT THE GAME IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SECOND INNING WITH AN APPARENT LOWER RIGHT LEG INJURY.

~ Yahoo!

Let's trade cedeno   Murton to them for Prince Fielder and Ben Sheets.

[Internet Apex]

MILWAUKEE CENTER FIELDER BILL HALL LEFT THE GAME IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SECOND INNING WITH AN APPARENT LOWER RIGHT LEG INJURY.

~ Yahoo!

Let's trade cedeno   Murton to them for Prince Fielder and Ben Sheets.

THROW IN HILL TO SWEETIN THE DEAL.

[Al Yellon]

MILWAUKEE CENTER FIELDER BILL HALL LEFT THE GAME IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SECOND INNING WITH AN APPARENT LOWER RIGHT LEG INJURY.

~ Yahoo!

Let's trade cedeno   Murton to them for Prince Fielder and Ben Sheets.

THROW IN KOYIE HILL TO SWEETIN THE DEAL.

Clarified

[CT II]

LaRoche with a 2-run jack to put Pittsburgh up 3-0 as Sheets prepares to go on the DL with a blister.


Xavier Nady follows with a double and sex with fat women pays off for Jason Bay as he busts out of his slump with a 2 out single.

4-0 Pirates.

[Fork_The_Third]

The Cubs better not spit the fucking bit if the Brewers don't come back.