Bonertastic Sploogemungous Mark DeRosa Thread

[Corn-fed]

The bad news is there was an injury during the game. To me. I don't know what the hell happened, but I pulled up lame like Soriano rounding second running from my office (and the radio) to watch the excitement on the TV. Felt something pop in my calf. Holy shit I'm out of shape. I guess I need to stretch before watching games from now on.

At least you're now excused from hustling the rest of the way.

[Andy]

I gave the white man fist pump so many times I'm off to see Dr. Kremcheck in the morning.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[butthead]

The bad news is there was an injury during the game. To me. I don't know what the hell happened, but I pulled up lame like Soriano rounding second running from my office (and the radio) to watch the excitement on the TV. Felt something pop in my calf. Holy shit I'm out of shape. I guess I need to stretch before watching games from now on.

At least you're now excused from hustling the rest of the way.

Sweet. I hate hustling.

[Lunchbox]

I've got a gigantic Cubs boner right about now.  I am going to do some fucking legendary drinking in Wrigleyville come the first week in October.

[Kwyjibo]

DeRo has 2 separate 5-for-5s against Cincinnati this year.

They will see him in their nightmares this winter.

[Internet Apex]

DeRo has 2 separate 5-for-5s against Cincinnati this year.

They will see him in their nightmares this winter.

They lead the universe in blown saves. They'll be having nightmares about definitely a few guys. DeRo would be prominent among them to be sure.

[GreatWhiteHope7]

I consider Mark DeRosa a close personal friend.

[Kwyjibo]

I consider Mark DeRosa a close personal friend.

How much do you weigh?

[EG]

Trib says that Cuban was sitting in the bleachers last night.  Guess he picked a pretty good game to watch.

The Cubs retained their one-game lead over Milwaukee, while temporarily turning Wrigley Field into the world's biggest mosh pit.

"Well, that was exciting, huh?" manager Lou Piniella said.

A crowd of 39,075, including prospective owner Mark Cuban, who was watching from the right-field bleachers, would wholeheartedly agree.

[Down In Front]

Trib says that Cuban was sitting in the bleachers last night.  Guess he picked a pretty good game to watch.

The Cubs retained their one-game lead over Milwaukee, while temporarily turning Wrigley Field into the world's biggest mosh pit.

"Well, that was exciting, huh?" manager Lou Piniella said.

A crowd of 39,075, including prospective owner Mark Cuban, who was watching from the right-field bleachers, would wholeheartedly agree.

Tiger Beat reporter Moronotti also had a nauseating rundown of his digital footsie with Cuban, as they were apparently IM'ing each other as the game was going on.   I'd link to it but, you know, it's Mariotti.   Find a Sun Times if you really want to read it.  I'd offer mine, but I've used the article to wipe my ass.

[Taylor]

Trib says that Cuban was sitting in the bleachers last night.  Guess he picked a pretty good game to watch.

The Cubs retained their one-game lead over Milwaukee, while temporarily turning Wrigley Field into the world's biggest mosh pit.

"Well, that was exciting, huh?" manager Lou Piniella said.

A crowd of 39,075, including prospective owner Mark Cuban, who was watching from the right-field bleachers, would wholeheartedly agree.

Warning the link is to a Mariotti article, but is does have a picture of Cuban in the bleachers.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mariotti/562271,CST-SPT-jay18.article

[Corn-fed]

Trib says that Cuban was sitting in the bleachers last night.  Guess he picked a pretty good game to watch.

The Cubs retained their one-game lead over Milwaukee, while temporarily turning Wrigley Field into the world's biggest mosh pit.

"Well, that was exciting, huh?" manager Lou Piniella said.

A crowd of 39,075, including prospective owner Mark Cuban, who was watching from the right-field bleachers, would wholeheartedly agree.

Warning the link is to a Mariotti article, but is does have a picture of Cuban in the bleachers.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mariotti/562271,CST-SPT-jay18.article

For those who wish to avoid Jay:

[Kwyjibo]

Trib says that Cuban was sitting in the bleachers last night.  Guess he picked a pretty good game to watch.

The Cubs retained their one-game lead over Milwaukee, while temporarily turning Wrigley Field into the world's biggest mosh pit.

"Well, that was exciting, huh?" manager Lou Piniella said.

A crowd of 39,075, including prospective owner Mark Cuban, who was watching from the right-field bleachers, would wholeheartedly agree.

Warning the link is to a Mariotti article, but is does have a picture of Cuban in the bleachers.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/mariotti/562271,CST-SPT-jay18.article

For those who wish to avoid Jay:

Shouldn't he be at dance practice?

[CT II]

But he's not a Chicagoan!

[Taylor]

But he's not a Chicagoan!

No, he's a Cuban.