Bonertastic Sploogemungous Mark DeRosa Thread

[Corn-fed]

But he's not a Chicagoan!

No, he's a Cuban.

Yes... Cuban B.

[Slaky+]

But he's not a Chicagoan!

No, he's a Cuban.

Yes... Cuban B.

Intrepid Reader: Dave Chappelle

Worst movie ever.

[Down In Front]

Will somebody please go over to BCB and remind that baldheaded douchebag that Dallas Green was born, raised and still lives in Delaware?  His main objection to Cuban is that he's "not local."  WTF?

I would go there myself, but I've never figured out Al's stupid registration process and thus have never been able to successfully log on.  I realize that, in retrospect, this is a blessing, but still...

[Internet Apex]

Will somebody please go over to BCB and remind that baldheaded douchebag that Dallas Green was born, raised and still lives in Delaware?  His main objection to Cuban is that he's "not local."  WTF?

I would go there myself, but I've never figured out Al's stupid registration process and thus have never been able to successfully log on.  I realize that, in retrospect, this is a blessing, but still...

When did Dallas Green own teh Ucbs? How did he afford it? Why did he sell it to the fuckin' Trib after they pwned him? That was dum.

[Chuckosan]

That's the dumbest of dumb reason to want Canning.  Because he's local?  The trib is local.

Except it's not:

Dennis J. FitzSimons
Chairman, President and Chief Executive Officer
Tribune Company

A native of New York, born June 26, 1950

Donald C. Grenesko
Senior Vice President/Finance and Administration
Tribune Company

A Pittsburgh-area native, born October 31, 1948,

Crane H. Kenney
Senior Vice President/General Counsel and Secretary
Tribune Company

Born December 31, 1962, in Quincy, Mass.

None of these guys are local.

[Down In Front]

That's the dumbest of dumb reason to want Canning.  Because he's local?  The trib is local.

Except it's not:

Dennis J. FitzSimons
Chairman, President and Chief Executive Officer
Tribune Company

A native of New York, born June 26, 1950

Donald C. Grenesko
Senior Vice President/Finance and Administration
Tribune Company

A Pittsburgh-area native, born October 31, 1948,

Crane H. Kenney
Senior Vice President/General Counsel and Secretary
Tribune Company

Born December 31, 1962, in Quincy, Mass.

None of these guys are local.

And not to stoop to Al’s level by even dignifying his stupidity, but it wouldn’t surprise me if all those jerkoffs were all schooled at private colleges out there.

Cuban at least went to IU.

And I'm a dope; Apex busted me.  Although Green was promoted to President at one point, yes I am aware he never owned the team.  I'll go take a timeout.

[Kwyjibo]

All Yellon is a shithead.

That means any analysis of anything he says is a waste of time.

[Andy]

Two homers, six RBI.

E-ramis who?

Bonertime!

[Capt. Over]

Three straight walks than a grand slam?  Was this guy throwing for the Giants?



Also, I believe the final of that game was a "heartbreaking" 9-0 (although the Cubs don't look like they're done yet.)

[StewiesBandwagon]

Things would be so much better if we hadn't taken those walks to clog up the bases in the first place.

[butthead]

Damn the Giants are bad. Dero and Murderface came up big tonight.

It's nice watching a regular old game without all the Crosstown hoopla. Very relaxing.

[Adam Eaton Pussy]

That's the dumbest of dumb reason to want Canning.  Because he's local?  The trib is local.

Except it's not:

Dennis J. FitzSimons
Chairman, President and Chief Executive Officer
Tribune Company

A native of New York, born June 26, 1950

Donald C. Grenesko
Senior Vice President/Finance and Administration
Tribune Company

A Pittsburgh-area native, born October 31, 1948,

Crane H. Kenney
Senior Vice President/General Counsel and Secretary
Tribune Company

Born December 31, 1962, in Quincy, Mass.

None of these guys are local.

Jake the Neighborhood Guy knows local, I wonder if he has any cash laying around...

[TJ]

Isn't the Tribune Company a Delaware Corporation?

[PTanner]

Isn't the Tribune Company a Delaware Corporation?

any DuPonts want to buy the Cubs?

[Chuckosan]

Isn't the Tribune Company a Delaware Corporation?

any DuPonts want to buy the Cubs?

No, but back in 1988, Pete DuPont told me that the answer to high school drug use was mandatory drug testing for high school students.

He told me this at a bar in Iowa City.  How he ever missed out on being president still confounds.