Bonertastic Sploogemungous Mark DeRosa Thread

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

[Chuck to Chuck]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

[Philberto]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

[BH]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

[Internet Apex]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes?  

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

[Philberto]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes?  

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

I just got horny

[Chuck to Chuck]

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes?  

[BH]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes?  

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

I just got horny

Thinking about all the home made tamales and chimichangas no doubt.

[Quality Start Machine]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes?  

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

I just got horny

Thinking about all the home made tamales and chimichangas no doubt.

If a deep-fried burrito doesn't get your lovejones pumping, there's no hope for you.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes?  

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

I just got horny

Thinking about all the home made tamales and chimichangas no doubt.

Tex-Mex is awful awful.

[Gil Gunderson]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes?  

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

I just got horny

Thinking about all the home made tamales and chimichangas no doubt.

Tex-Mex is awful awful.

Would it be better in Maine?

[ChuckD]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes? 

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

I just got horny

Thinking about all the home made tamales and chimichangas no doubt.

Tex-Mex is awful awful.

I adamantly disagree. Like anything, some Tex-Mex is good while other Tex-Mex is bad. One of my favorite restaurants is Tex-Mex.

[Quality Start Machine]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes? 

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

I just got horny

Thinking about all the home made tamales and chimichangas no doubt.

Tex-Mex is awful awful.

I adamantly disagree. Like anything, some Tex-Mex is good while other Tex-Mex is bad. One of my favorite restaurants is Tex-Mex.

Is it authentic?

[ChuckD]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes? 

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

I just got horny

Thinking about all the home made tamales and chimichangas no doubt.

Tex-Mex is awful awful.

I adamantly disagree. Like anything, some Tex-Mex is good while other Tex-Mex is bad. One of my favorite restaurants is Tex-Mex.

Is it authentic?

I don't know. Is there such a thing as "authentic Tex-Mex"? The salsa is fresh. The chips are warm. The fajitas are hot and tasty. It's good.

[Quality Start Machine]

What the fuck is it about DeRo? Some fuckstick in the comments thinks he's good for 20-25 HR.

It can't just be stubble that makes people think that way, can it?

He's a nice guy to have as a super-sub type, but I don't even think he could hit 25 HR sharing needles with Albie.

It might be the fact that he hit 21 in 2008 and 23 in 2009.

Sure, but as soon as he starts sharing needles with Albie... AIDS.

Try hitting 20+ jimmies then, white knight.

17 homers in his first 1,075 plate appearances (1 per 63 PAs).  75 in his next 2,481 (1 per 33 PAs).

It's almost like there's something in Texas.

A small ballpark?

The best hitting coach in the history of any sport?

Hot-blooded Mexican babes with raven black hair, supple breasts and long dark brown legs leading down to perfectly manicured feet and toes? 

EDIT: Oh, Chuck to Chuck meant ridiculously lax gun-control laws, natch.

I just got horny

Thinking about all the home made tamales and chimichangas no doubt.

Tex-Mex is awful awful.

I adamantly disagree. Like anything, some Tex-Mex is good while other Tex-Mex is bad. One of my favorite restaurants is Tex-Mex.

Is it authentic?

I don't know. Is there such a thing as "authentic Tex-Mex"? The salsa is fresh. The chips are warm. The fajitas are hot and tasty. It's good.

the waiters could have to run past Minutemen to bring you your food.