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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #120 on: April 30, 2011, 02:24:25 AM »
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Some hitters are at their very best when not swinging the bat. Matt Murton comes to mind.

Listen, you don't get 214 Asian hits in a single season without swinging the bat a goddamn time or two.



We get it. you're in love with the ginger.

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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #121 on: April 30, 2011, 07:20:22 AM »
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214 Asian hits

Bravo.

What is the math equation between asian hits and juan pierre hits?

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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #122 on: April 30, 2011, 09:38:50 AM »
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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #123 on: June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM »

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.
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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #124 on: June 03, 2012, 09:35:53 AM »
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

I see that he's preparing for my trek to Iowa.
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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #125 on: June 03, 2012, 11:54:24 AM »
Quote from: BC on June 03, 2012, 09:35:53 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

I see that he's preparing for my trek to Iowa.

By playing well enough to leave?

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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #126 on: June 03, 2012, 04:18:31 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on June 03, 2012, 11:54:24 AM
Quote from: BC on June 03, 2012, 09:35:53 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

I see that he's preparing for my trek to Iowa.

By playing well enough to leave?

By playing well enough to be sent to Cheyenne.
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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #127 on: June 03, 2012, 04:41:35 PM »
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

While Brett Jackson also appears to have picked up the slack to the tune of a .345 OBP and .510 SLG for the season so far.  His 7 HR's take a little of the sting out of the 68 K's.
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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #128 on: June 04, 2012, 09:12:08 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 03, 2012, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

While Brett Jackson also appears to have picked up the slack to the tune of a .345 OBP and .510 SLG for the season so far.  His 7 HR's take a little of the sting out of the 68 K's.

But honestly, these guys both probably suck.

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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #129 on: June 04, 2012, 09:40:08 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2012, 09:12:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 03, 2012, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

While Brett Jackson also appears to have picked up the slack to the tune of a .345 OBP and .510 SLG for the season so far.  His 7 HR's take a little of the sting out of the 68 K's.

But honestly, these guys both probably suck.

Dude, are you being sarcastic?
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #130 on: June 04, 2012, 09:55:01 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 04, 2012, 09:40:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on June 04, 2012, 09:12:08 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 03, 2012, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

While Brett Jackson also appears to have picked up the slack to the tune of a .345 OBP and .510 SLG for the season so far.  His 7 HR's take a little of the sting out of the 68 K's.

But honestly, these guys both probably suck.

Dude, are you being sarcastic?

I don't even know anymore.

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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #131 on: June 04, 2012, 09:56:31 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 03, 2012, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

While Brett Jackson also appears to have picked up the slack to the tune of a .345 OBP and .510 SLG for the season so far.  His 7 HR's take a little of the sting out of the 68 K's.

He's also got 8 triples. So the kid can motor.
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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #132 on: June 04, 2012, 10:07:04 AM »
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2012, 09:56:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 03, 2012, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

While Brett Jackson also appears to have picked up the slack to the tune of a .345 OBP and .510 SLG for the season so far.  His 7 HR's take a little of the sting out of the 68 K's.

He's also got 8 triples. So the kid can motor.

Also, 11 stolen bases while being caught once.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #133 on: June 04, 2012, 10:08:44 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 04, 2012, 10:07:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2012, 09:56:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 03, 2012, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

While Brett Jackson also appears to have picked up the slack to the tune of a .345 OBP and .510 SLG for the season so far.  His 7 HR's take a little of the sting out of the 68 K's.

He's also got 8 triples. So the kid can motor.

Also, 11 stolen bases while being caught once.

Only 12 people have seen him play and I'd say no more than three think he's any good.
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Re: Josh Vitters is, um, like, awesome
« Reply #134 on: June 04, 2012, 11:05:43 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on June 04, 2012, 10:08:44 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 04, 2012, 10:07:04 AM
Quote from: Fork on June 04, 2012, 09:56:31 AM
Quote from: PANK! on June 03, 2012, 04:41:35 PM
Quote from: Fork on June 03, 2012, 12:55:24 AM

Bump for his Iowa numbers climbing up to .328/.489/.818 during his hot streak (including 5HR in 8 games).

Not Rizzo numbers, but hopefully he's figuring it out.

While Brett Jackson also appears to have picked up the slack to the tune of a .345 OBP and .510 SLG for the season so far.  His 7 HR's take a little of the sting out of the 68 K's.

He's also got 8 triples. So the kid can motor.

Also, 11 stolen bases while being caught once.

Only 12 people have seen him play and I'd say no more than three think he's any good.

But did anyone see him play 100 times?