Carlos Marmol Boing-Stiffy-Splooge

[Brownie]

The thrill is gone. Go back to Des Moines, or better yet, go back to the Dominican to pitch in front of scouts with Pedro and practice for WBC 2013 so the Dutch can stick a wooden shoe up your ass again.

Kevin Gregg has better control than Marmol.

[MAD]

The thrill is gone. Go back to Des Moines, or better yet, go back to the Dominican to pitch in front of scouts with Pedro and practice for WBC 2013 so the Dutch can stick a wooden shoe up your ass again.

Kevin Gregg Rick Ankiel has better control than Marmol.

Reality bites'd.

[Kermit, B.]

Is he pitching hurt, or is this all between his gigantic ears?

Also, SeanBearPig is the fucking MAN.

[Brownie]

The thrill is gone. Go back to Des Moines, or better yet, go back to the Dominican to pitch in front of scouts with Pedro and practice for WBC 2013 so the Dutch can stick a wooden shoe up your ass again.

Kevin Gregg Rick Ankiel Steve Blass after sniffing Dock Ellis' resin bag has better control than Marmol.

Reality bites'd.

Don't be too generous'd

[R-V]

11 filthy Ks against only 2 BBs in 5.1 IP for the Marmot early on this season. Redbeard can eat a couple handfuls of Slaky's pubes.

[Shooter]

11 filthy Ks against only 2 BBs in 5.1 IP for the Marmot early on this season. Redbeard can eat a couple handfuls of Slaky's pubes.

Using Marlos with a five run lead against the fucking Sneak Attacks doesn't seem like the way to utilize your resources.

[Canadouche]

11 filthy Ks against only 2 BBs in 5.1 IP for the Marmot early on this season. Redbeard can eat a couple handfuls of Slaky's pubes.

Using Marlos with a five run lead against the fucking Sneak Attacks doesn't seem like the way to utilize your resources.

Watch your fucking tongue.  Lou Piniella is a genius and the Cubs are lucky to have him.

[Saul Goodman]

11 filthy Ks against only 2 BBs in 5.1 IP for the Marmot early on this season. Redbeard can eat a couple handfuls of Slaky's pubes.

Using Marlos with a five run lead against the fucking Sneak Attacks doesn't seem like the way to utilize your resources.

Actually, Marmol's pitching to be limited, for now!

[Eli]

Bump for a guy who's now striking out 18 batters per nine innings.

[Internet Apex]

Do you think opposing hitters dread the very sight of Larry Rothschild when Marmol's in the game? If somebody is really on their game they can tell us what opposing batters' OBP is before and after Larry's obligatory mound visits in the 9th this year. I that bet shit's pretty stark. 

ALRRY ROTHSCHILD IS TEH TRUTH???

Also:

Sean Bear Pig 2010:

23.1 IP, 13 H, 7 BB (3 IBB), 30 K!

ZOMG!!!

[Saul Goodman]

Slider, slider, slider, good night.

[Internet Apex]

Slider, slider, slider, good night.

Thanks, Chip.

[Saul Goodman]

Slider, slider, slider, good night.

Thanks, Chip.

I didn't say anything about the Battlin' Birdies.

[CBStew]

Slider, slider, slider, good night.

Thanks, Chip.

I didn't say anything about the Battlin' Birdies.

Better than "He gone."

[Quality Start Machine]

Slider, slider, slider, good night.

Thanks, Chip.

I didn't say anything about the Battlin' Birdies.

Better than "He gone."

There will never be a more glorious Desip thread than the Dead Pool one for Harrelson.