Curb Your Enthusiasm

[Internet Apex]

Her pussy has a rash on it.

You never loan anything to Jason that can be inserted.

[CBStew]

Her pussy has a rash on it.

I kept on waiting for an innocent explanation of that line.

[Slaky]

Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!

[BH]

Do you respect wood?

[CBStew]

The finale of the Seinfeld series was much better than the season finale of "Curb Your Enthusiasm".

[Slaky]

The finale of the Seinfeld series was much better than the season finale of "Curb Your Enthusiasm".

It was a letdown for sure. Maybe an homage to the finale of Seinfeld?

[R-V]

Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!

I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.

Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?

http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html

[BH]

Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!

I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.

Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?

http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html

"A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening.

So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do I'm so big down there when I marry Harry he's going to divorce me.

Her mother says don't worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there he'll never know the difference.

So she does.

They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o'clock, he's gone but there's a note on her pillow. It says My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I'm surprised it didn't wake you up.

The only reason I'm not here now darling is that I'm at work to make enough money to buy you a house, apicket fence, we'll have dogs and children.

When the 5 o'clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms, Your loving husband Harry.

PS. Your C*** is in the sink."

[Slaky]

Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!

I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.

Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?

http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html

He told two jokes on Conan a few weeks ago in a similar vein. Both jokes I had never heard and both featured perfect delivery. He is awesome.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/108088/the-tonight-show-with-conan-obrien-super-dave-osborne-part-1

[JakeD]

Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!

I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.

Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?

http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html

I didn't know Super Dave and Mel were brothers but I knew Super Dave and Albert Brooks were.

[Internet Apex]

Your cunt is in the kitchen sink!

I'm just a simple caveman without HBO, and hadn't heard this joke until just now on the youtube. Perfect joke and execution.

Am I the only one who didn't know Super Dave and Mel Brooks were brothers?

http://blogs.golf.com/flyers/2009/11/my-dinner-with-funkhouser.html

I didn't know Super Dave and Mel were brothers but I knew Super Dave and Albert Brooks were.

I didn't realize that Mel and Albert were the same person until just now.

[Chuck to Chuck]

The finale of the Seinfeld series was much better than the season finale of "Curb Your Enthusiasm".

"That ending was so much better than the one I wrote"

[Chuck to Chuck]

"I just want to go for a long drive."