How's this for a tits-out day?

[Kwyjibo]

 Not only do I get to cut out of work early to take in a ballgame with Huey, Slak and Apex, but...

The Cubs clobber the Shitbirds 12-3

Ankiel takes the Golden Sombrero amid our HGH chants.

We get to heckle an assload of Cardinals fans, one of whom wants to fight an entire section. He finally decides discretion is in fact the better part of valor.

The Chiefs get a new TE for my fantasy team.

A picture of Steve Garvey in a Padres uniform at Sluggers gets pwned.

Words can't do it justice.

[Internet Apex]

Not only do I get to cut out of work early to take in a ballgame with Huey, Slak and Apex, but...

The Cubs clobber the Shitbirds 12-3

Ankiel takes the Golden Sombrero amid our HGH chants.

We get to heckle an assload of Cardinals fans, one of whom wants to fight an entire section. He finally decides discretion is in fact the better part of valor.

The Chiefs get a new TE for my fantasy team.

A picture of Steve Garvey in a Padres uniform a Tards fan's face at Sluggers gets pwned.

Words can't do it justice.

My hand scars explained in five years'd.

[Kwyjibo]

Not only do I get to cut out of work early to take in a ballgame with Huey, Slak and Apex, but...

The Cubs clobber the Shitbirds 12-3

Ankiel takes the Golden Sombrero amid our HGH chants.

We get to heckle an assload of Cardinals fans, one of whom wants to fight an entire section. He finally decides discretion is in fact the better part of valor.

The Chiefs get a new TE for my fantasy team.

A picture of Steve Garvey in a Padres uniform a Tards fan's face at Sluggers gets pwned.

Words can't do it justice.

My hand scars explained in five years'd.

Apex is indeed the tits and the tops.

[Slaky+]

Well, I was lucky enough to attend today's game against the Satanic Fowl with Desipio All Stars Apex, Fork and Huey and it was probably one of the best games I've ever been to. When we showed up I was feeling pretty down about the Cubs chances given that we had just watched the pre game and Lou told us that Trachsel was going to pitch on three days' rest. The events of Black Sunday had left all of us feeling a bit down about the fate of the Cubs.

But today was one to remember. The Cubs obviously pounded the ever-loving shit out of St. Louis' poor excuse for pitching as Ted Lilly did what he does best: win after a Cubs loss. As the runs added up and the empty beer cups stacked up the euphoria was there. The crowd was great and we represented with the HGH chant like you've never heard. Not to mention Fork's one liners. As the Cardinal fans streamed for the exits in the seventh inning (best fans in baseball my pimply ass) one of them actually came up to try and challenge our entire section to a fight. Granted, this guy looked like he had T Rex arms and a medicine ball head...I don't know what he was thinking. It would have been great had security not dragged his ass back out and pointed him toward his trailer, but alas...

Then we hit up Sluggers for some post game revelry and some batting practice. We then headed downstairs where we noticed all of the pictures of famous ex-ballplayers including Dawson, Maddux and wait...is that a picture of Steve Garvey??? Well, it was anyway. Until Apex decided to shatter the glass with his fist. Probably one of the funniest things I had ever seen. Fuck Steve Garvey. And fuck the Cardinals.

Long live Desipio.

[Slaky+]

On the trade ride home I caught a few people looking at my hand and then looking away real quick trying not to make eye contact.

Heh heh heh...

I felt like Ted Lilly. Only righthanded.

Apex bled for 1984. Fantastic.

[Down In Front]

As it happens, I'm now 4-0 when I sit with morans.

And Slak's pic doesn't do justice to what Apex did to the Garvey pic. 

Cut his knuckle?  Sure. 

Commited an act of wilfful vandalism?  Yes, but fuck Sluggers and their five dollars for one beer. 

Left some DNA behind?  Yes, you, too, can grab yourself a piece of Desipio history by scraping some of his blood.  Just go to the bottom part of that bar and look for the Garvey-in-San-Diego-uniform that also happens to be surrounded by broken glass.

As for the game?  Little Richie Ankiel getting saddled with the golden sombreero made the entire day worth it.  Good times, fellas.

[Three times a JD]

I wish that I was part of the in-crowd.  I'm on the fringes of a fringe messageboard.  Oh my that's humiliating. 

[Down In Front]

I wish that I was part of the in-crowd.  I'm on the fringes of a fringe messageboard.  Oh my that's humiliating. 

You'll never have the privilage of buying us a $24 round with that sort of insolence, JD.

Also, somebody came down the steps wearing a U of AR hat, and your name was mentioned.  And that's the truth.

There--I threw ya a bone, playa.  You're a legend in Chicago.

[Slaky+]

I wish that I was part of the in-crowd.  I'm on the fringes of a fringe messageboard.  Oh my that's humiliating. 

Your avatar is gold.

[Three times a JD]

I wish that I was part of the in-crowd.  I'm on the fringes of a fringe messageboard.  Oh my that's humiliating. 

You'll never have the privilage of buying us a $24 round with that sort of insolence, JD.

Also, somebody came down the steps wearing a U of AR hat, and your name was mentioned.  And that's the truth.

There--I threw ya a bone, playa.  You're a legend in Chicago.

And I'll take that bone in a totally non-homo way.

[Brian]

Did you fellas act up enough for the Cubs to throw me out of my season tickets?

[Kwyjibo]

Did you fellas act up enough for the Cubs to throw me out of my season tickets?

Your season tickets probably saved a Card fan's life.

[bozos72]

Did you fellas act up enough for the Cubs to throw me out of my season tickets?

You made your bed...

[Dave B]

It's probably a good thing I couldn't make it, because I have a feeling I might have taken that douche up on his offer to go.

Any reaction to the HGH chant? How loud did it grow?

[Slaky+]

It's probably a good thing I couldn't make it, because I have a feeling I might have taken that douche up on his offer to go.

Any reaction to the HGH chant? How loud did it grow?

Loud enough for Cards fans listening/watching at home and surfing the web to hear it. I definitely noticed the bleachers had picked it up too, not because of us. I'm sure they came prepared. The crowd was excellent all day.