Desipio Baseball Keeper League 2008 Extravaganza (League Info on page 10)

[Kermit]

Does anyone know how to change the point modifiers in a Yahoo league?  It says you can do it, but I can't figure it out.

Never mind.

[Andy]

I would imagine Theriot will be the Tom Brady of this league.

(By that, I mean immobile.)

[thehawk]

I'm a wet bag now.

That's "wet back," a racial slur that might be used by a guy making Jose Jimenez impersonations.
http://www.cnn.com/US/9807/22/obit.shepard.02/

The draft is tentatively set for Sunday, March 16 at 12:30 p.m.  I originally had it set for the last day they'd let us draft (the 23rd of March) and then realized that was Easter.  So only Chuck would be there.  (Oh, I kill me.)

No love for Hawk?

As I have always preferred bitching about my team's GM than seeing my own shortcomings as one--I don't do the fantasy sports.

[Three times a JD]

Dolan,
I think that's WAY too many positions for a 20 team league. Cutout the MI, CI and OF stuff and go with one UTIL.

No way.  It's perfect.  I'm in a TCR league where there's 16 teams and the rosters are 26.  You sayin' those guys are smarter than you?  The only thing I'd change is there should just be 2 bench spots and 3 DL.  In my opinion.  So, I guess I don't think it's perfect.  I came around to Oleg's way of thinkin' in that why have players on there that don't earn you point.  HOWEVAH, I think the bench spots should be there because of the keeper league.  That way people can stash potential keepers on the bench.  And I don't think people should be penalized for their dudes gettin' hurt.  To an extent.  Maybe 2 DL spots.  Whatever.  But, it's pretty much what I was gonna set up.  Even the stat categories are what I was gonna choose.  Aces.  And I don't even have to be the commish!  Iron Eagle: Aces!

[Internet Apex]

Dolan,
I think that's WAY too many positions for a 20 team league. Cutout the MI, CI and OF stuff and go with one UTIL.

No way.  It's perfect.  I'm in a TCR league where there's 16 teams and the rosters are 26.  You sayin' those guys are smarter than you?  The only thing I'd change is there should just be 2 bench spots and 3 DL.  In my opinion.  So, I guess I don't think it's perfect.  I came around to Oleg's way of thinkin' in that why have players on there that don't earn you point.  HOWEVAH, I think the bench spots should be there because of the keeper league.  That way people can stash potential keepers on the bench.  And I don't think people should be penalized for their dudes gettin' hurt.  To an extent.  Maybe 2 DL spots.  Whatever.  But, it's pretty much what I was gonna set up.  Even the stat categories are what I was gonna choose.  Aces.  And I don't even have to be the commish!  Iron Eagle: Aces!

So you guys enjoy playing fantasy baseball using shitty baseball players? That's your thing? That's how you get down? Ok. Well, I guess I'm in it to win it. Woot.

It's just that there are 60 starting middle infielders in the MLB. We have 20 teams and we need three each. Well, I mean fuck, man. Fuck.

[Oleg]

Dolan,
I think that's WAY too many positions for a 20 team league. Cutout the MI, CI and OF stuff and go with one UTIL.

No way.  It's perfect.  I'm in a TCR league where there's 16 teams and the rosters are 26.  You sayin' those guys are smarter than you?  The only thing I'd change is there should just be 2 bench spots and 3 DL.  In my opinion.  So, I guess I don't think it's perfect.  I came around to Oleg's way of thinkin' in that why have players on there that don't earn you point.  HOWEVAH, I think the bench spots should be there because of the keeper league.  That way people can stash potential keepers on the bench.  And I don't think people should be penalized for their dudes gettin' hurt.  To an extent.  Maybe 2 DL spots.  Whatever.  But, it's pretty much what I was gonna set up.  Even the stat categories are what I was gonna choose.  Aces.  And I don't even have to be the commish!  Iron Eagle: Aces!

So you guys enjoy playing fantasy baseball using shitty baseball players? That's your thing? That's how you get down? Ok. Well, I guess I'm in it to win it. Woot.

It's just that there are 60 starting middle infielders in the MLB. We have 20 teams and we need three each. Well, I mean fuck, man. Fuck.

I thought there were only 14 teams?

[Three times a JD]

Dolan,
I think that's WAY too many positions for a 20 team league. Cutout the MI, CI and OF stuff and go with one UTIL.

No way.  It's perfect.  I'm in a TCR league where there's 16 teams and the rosters are 26.  You sayin' those guys are smarter than you?  The only thing I'd change is there should just be 2 bench spots and 3 DL.  In my opinion.  So, I guess I don't think it's perfect.  I came around to Oleg's way of thinkin' in that why have players on there that don't earn you point.  HOWEVAH, I think the bench spots should be there because of the keeper league.  That way people can stash potential keepers on the bench.  And I don't think people should be penalized for their dudes gettin' hurt.  To an extent.  Maybe 2 DL spots.  Whatever.  But, it's pretty much what I was gonna set up.  Even the stat categories are what I was gonna choose.  Aces.  And I don't even have to be the commish!  Iron Eagle: Aces!

So you guys enjoy playing fantasy baseball using shitty baseball players? That's your thing? That's how you get down? Ok. Well, I guess I'm in it to win it. Woot.

It's just that there are 60 starting middle infielders in the MLB. We have 20 teams and we need three each. Well, I mean fuck, man. Fuck.

We have 14 teams. 
And Yahoo keeps tellin' me that the league's not real, man.  What's up with that?  Conspiracy?  Do I need to jorts up and get my camera ready?

Edit:  Uh, nevermind.  It kept taking me to the Plus leagues.

I kept the jorts on, though.

Ok.  I was wearing some the whole time.  They just weren't my work jorts.  They were more like my play jorts.  I got some school jorts and church jorts, too.

[RedBeard]

OK, here's what I set up.

A 20 team Head to head league.  It's a 6x6--meaning I took a traditional 5x5 (ba, hr, rbi, sb, r/w, sv, era, whip, k) and added ops to the offense and holds to pitching.

[Three times a JD]

H2H
1. JD
2. SD
3. Kermit
4. Corn-ho
5. Pre
6. Bozos72
7. Mr. Speed
8. Apex
9. ChuckDickens
10. Teh Slak
11. BC
12. BigDrinky
13. RV
14. Andy
15.6. RTI

Like I said...

[RedBeard]

H2H
1. JD
2. SD
3. Kermit
4. Corn-ho
5. Pre
6. Bozos72
7. Mr. Speed
8. Apex
9. ChuckDickens
10. Teh Slak
11. BC
12. BigDrinky
13. RV
14. Andy
15.6. RTI

Like I said...

Goddammit, I joined...

Well, I guess I just won't draft, unless it's possible to kick me out.

[Weebs]

Crap, I'm not in the league?

[Three times a JD]

Crap, I'm not in the league?

Fine.  You two are in.  But your're the LAST ones.  In addition to the 14 others that put their names on the list.  Unless some others wanna get in, too.  Because Andy put a 20 team max.  But NO MORE than THAT.

[Andy]

20s the most we can have, the league won't let us go any bigger, not that we'd want to.

[Three times a JD]

I didn't wanna go bigger than 16, but you're Tony Danza.

[EG]

I didn't wanna go bigger than 16, but you're Tony Danza.

Andy's Italian?