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Quote from: Andy on April 08, 2008, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 31, 2008, 11:50:28 PM
My team pwns. Fuck y'all.

Yeah, your team pwn'd mine to a 6-6 draw.  Keep up the pwning.

I gave as well as I got, fucker.

Oh, and I downloaded that Greasemonkey Sumbitch thing. Now how do I, uh, how do I like get it to show me teh stats?
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Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 09:10:00 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 08, 2008, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 31, 2008, 11:50:28 PM
My team pwns. Fuck y'all.

Yeah, your team pwn'd mine to a 6-6 draw.  Keep up the pwning.

I gave as well as I got, fucker.

Oh, and I downloaded that Greasemonkey Sumbitch thing. Now how do I, uh, how do I like get it to show me teh stats?

Once you've installed Greasemonkey and installed the Yahoo Fantasy Stats script here, go to the "My Team" tab.

Where it normally (and only for the time being, I would assume) says "Launch StatTracker" it will instead say "Show Freebie Stats!"

Click that.

On second blush, and after spending a bit more time with StatTracker, I may well wind up ponying up the $10 for the genuine article myself. I'm not sure yet. We'll see how it plays out.
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Quote from: Thrillho on April 08, 2008, 09:53:37 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on April 08, 2008, 09:10:00 PM
Quote from: Andy on April 08, 2008, 02:59:16 PM
Quote from: ~Apex on March 31, 2008, 11:50:28 PM
My team pwns. Fuck y'all.

Yeah, your team pwn'd mine to a 6-6 draw.  Keep up the pwning.

I gave as well as I got, fucker.

Oh, and I downloaded that Greasemonkey Sumbitch thing. Now how do I, uh, how do I like get it to show me teh stats?

Once you've installed Greasemonkey and installed the Yahoo Fantasy Stats script here, go to the "My Team" tab.

Where it normally (and only for the time being, I would assume) says "Launch StatTracker" it will instead say "Show Freebie Stats!"

Click that.

On second blush, and after spending a bit more time with StatTracker, I may well wind up ponying up the $10 for the genuine article myself. I'm not sure yet. We'll see how it plays out.

Holy shit. That's not teh suc.
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Well, the Apple Bowls are off to a ripping good start. 8 wins so far. Pathetic.

But tremble in your boots, nerds.

Kevin Thrillwood has joined up.

Are you ready to be fucked, mang?

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Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:10:34 AM
Well, the Apple Bowls are off to a ripping good start. 8 wins so far. Pathetic.

But tremble in your boots, nerds.

Kevin Thrillwood has joined up.

Are you ready to be fucked, mang?

I think it's time that we did business.  I'll offer you a trade that will be beneficial to both of us.  You're rebuilding for next year, right?
Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.

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Quote from: Three times a JD on April 14, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:10:34 AM
Well, the Apple Bowls are off to a ripping good start. 8 wins so far. Pathetic.

But tremble in your boots, nerds.

Kevin Thrillwood has joined up.

Are you ready to be fucked, mang?

I think it's time that we did business.  I'll offer you a trade that will be beneficial to both of us.  You're rebuilding for next year, right?

I think what we should do is find a trade. Something like Cole Hamels for, I don't know, who is your worst player?

Seriously, if there's anything you want make me an offer. This roster will not stand, man.

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Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:50:04 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 14, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:10:34 AM
Well, the Apple Bowls are off to a ripping good start. 8 wins so far. Pathetic.

But tremble in your boots, nerds.

Kevin Thrillwood has joined up.

Are you ready to be fucked, mang?

I think it's time that we did business.  I'll offer you a trade that will be beneficial to both of us.  You're rebuilding for next year, right?

I think what we should do is find a trade. Something like Cole Hamels for, I don't know, who is your worst player?

Seriously, if there's anything you want make me an offer. This roster will not stand, man.

I looked at our rosters and came to the conclusion that both of our teams suck.  But I've got Granderson coming back eventually.  That counts.  I don't think either of us should rest today until we make a trade, Slaky. 
Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.

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Quote from: Three times a JD on April 14, 2008, 09:53:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:50:04 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 14, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:10:34 AM
Well, the Apple Bowls are off to a ripping good start. 8 wins so far. Pathetic.

But tremble in your boots, nerds.

Kevin Thrillwood has joined up.

Are you ready to be fucked, mang?

I think it's time that we did business.  I'll offer you a trade that will be beneficial to both of us.  You're rebuilding for next year, right?

I think what we should do is find a trade. Something like Cole Hamels for, I don't know, who is your worst player?

Seriously, if there's anything you want make me an offer. This roster will not stand, man.

I looked at our rosters and came to the conclusion that both of our teams suck.  But I've got Granderson coming back eventually.  That counts.  I don't think either of us should rest today until we make a trade, Slaky. 

For some reason the IT Wizards at my company have blocked Yahoo Fantasy, however CBS remains unblocked. Weird.

Anyway, when I get home we should start offerin' things up, Kriv Dog style.


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Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 10:02:14 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 14, 2008, 09:53:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:50:04 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 14, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:10:34 AM
Well, the Apple Bowls are off to a ripping good start. 8 wins so far. Pathetic.

But tremble in your boots, nerds.

Kevin Thrillwood has joined up.

Are you ready to be fucked, mang?

I think it's time that we did business.  I'll offer you a trade that will be beneficial to both of us.  You're rebuilding for next year, right?

I think what we should do is find a trade. Something like Cole Hamels for, I don't know, who is your worst player?

Seriously, if there's anything you want make me an offer. This roster will not stand, man.

I looked at our rosters and came to the conclusion that both of our teams suck.  But I've got Granderson coming back eventually.  That counts.  I don't think either of us should rest today until we make a trade, Slaky. 

For some reason the IT Wizards at my company have blocked Yahoo Fantasy, however CBS remains unblocked. Weird.

Anyway, when I get home we should start offerin' things up, Kriv Dog style.

I offered you something.  Your team's real bad.  Real, real bad.  We should post our rosters and see what the rest of Desipio can come up with to help us both.
Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.

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Quote from: Three times a JD on April 14, 2008, 10:08:02 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 10:02:14 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 14, 2008, 09:53:47 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:50:04 AM
Quote from: Three times a JD on April 14, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 09:10:34 AM
Well, the Apple Bowls are off to a ripping good start. 8 wins so far. Pathetic.

But tremble in your boots, nerds.

Kevin Thrillwood has joined up.

Are you ready to be fucked, mang?

I think it's time that we did business.  I'll offer you a trade that will be beneficial to both of us.  You're rebuilding for next year, right?

I think what we should do is find a trade. Something like Cole Hamels for, I don't know, who is your worst player?

Seriously, if there's anything you want make me an offer. This roster will not stand, man.

I looked at our rosters and came to the conclusion that both of our teams suck.  But I've got Granderson coming back eventually.  That counts.  I don't think either of us should rest today until we make a trade, Slaky. 

For some reason the IT Wizards at my company have blocked Yahoo Fantasy, however CBS remains unblocked. Weird.

Anyway, when I get home we should start offerin' things up, Kriv Dog style.

I offered you something.  Your team's real bad.  Real, real bad.  We should post our rosters and see what the rest of Desipio can come up with to help us both.

You can post mine right now if you want along with yours.

It's a nightmare. It's like I don't even want it.

But that will be the fun of this season. Trying to not finish in last and build some kind of respectable team.

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Quote from: Slaky+ on April 14, 2008, 10:13:09 AM
You can post mine right now if you want along with yours.

It's a nightmare. It's like I don't even want it.

But that will be the fun of this season. Trying to not finish in last and build some kind of respectable team.

I was gonna put 'em up, but I couldn't figure out to cut and paste 'em easily and make it look good.  If some motivated Desipiot leaguer wants to, then they have my blessing, too.  It'd be the fantasy baseball version of "let's make a deal."
Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.

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Thanks Chuck, oddly enough I can't see the rosters...only that you've posted them.

Who's got ideas? Where's Simmer when you need him?

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Quote from: ChuckDickens on April 14, 2008, 10:34:49 AM
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You guys didn't draft those teams did you?  Please tell me autodraft did that. 
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Quote from: TDubbs on April 14, 2008, 11:08:20 AM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on April 14, 2008, 10:34:49 AM
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You guys didn't draft those teams did you?  Please tell me autodraft did that. 

There are 36 teams in teh league.  Gimme a break!
Hey, I gotta go where the Blacktion is.