Desipio Baseball Keeper League 2008 Extravaganza (League Info on page 10)

[JD]

DPD

C
1B
2B
3B
SS
OF
OF
OF
UTIL
BN
BN
BN
BN

SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN

Motherfuckers have jobs and shit. We don't have time to worry about what the fuck Ray Durham did today.

You've got 25 roster slots with 9 bench spots.  Why have all of those bench spots doin not a thing.  I kept the roster at 25, added an IF and an OF spot, one more UT and two more P slots.  Or something.  With my way, more guys are scoring for you and the roster stays the same.  If we don't have 17 teams, then we should be good.

[Internet Apex]

You relax!  RELAX. 

I just copied the settings from last year.  I didn't even remember what they were.  I figured that once we had our elite, then we could decide on the best course of action.

RELAX.

Don't you ever in your life let me hear you rip Aaron Miles. Cuz he's a fucking stud in your league. He's Ty Cobb.

[Internet Apex]

DPD

C
1B
2B
3B
SS
OF
OF
OF
UTIL
BN
BN
BN
BN

SP
SP
RP
RP
P
P
P
BN
BN
BN
BN
BN

Motherfuckers have jobs and shit. We don't have time to worry about what the fuck Ray Durham did today.

You've got 25 roster slots with 9 bench spots.  Why have all of those bench spots doin not a thing.  I kept the roster at 25, added an IF and an OF spot, one more UT and two more P slots.  Or something.  With my way, more guys are scoring for you and the roster stays the same.  If we don't have 17 teams, then we should be good.

Because pitchers don't pitch every FUCKING day. That's why. Yet, you should have enough flex to get a full team on the field every day.

[Internet Apex]

Don't you dare speak to me like that. You have NO RIGHT!

[Internet Apex]

Ok. This will work. You guys, I shamed JD into fixing it sort of. So you can sign up now. It's safe. Guys?

[Internet Apex]

Fuck it! LOCK THE LEAGUE! Me vs. JD for the ULTIMATE FANTASY MAN CHAMPIONSHIP! HEAD-To-HEAD! BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT! SCREENSHOTS IN THIS THREAD EVERY MONDAY!!!111!!!!!!

I WILL BURY YOOOOOOOO!

[Internet Apex]

Nevermind, billp73 signed up. We need AT LEAST one more. But let's keep this exclusive and ELITE. We want only the very best and brightest. You might have to kick me out and send me screenshots every Monday so I can see how the best and brightest are making out (no homo).

[Philberto]

Yo

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

Edit:  Ok, they don't save the manager's activity.  I got my ways, though.  Don't you worry.  I got my ways...

This activity?

Intrepid Singer: Babs

Memories
Like the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were

Can it be that it was all so simple then
Or has time rewritten every line
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me - would we? could we?

EDIT: The statfags will undoubtedly point out that my wins per move ratio was atrocious. 

[Internet Apex]

Intrepid Readers: Teh Wu-Tang Clan

Can it be that it was all so simple then?

[TDubbs]

I'd like to be a part of your future.

[Philberto]

I'd like to be a part of your future.

Are you seducing him?

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

I'd like to be a part of your future.

Are you seducing him?

They're just going to beach.  No ghey stuff.

[Tank]

I couldn't invite some because of their hidden email.  I think Tank/Thrill-ho might be in that boat.  I didn't forget about you.

Better not have, bro.

Top 10 finish means I primed for the big show.

[Kermit, B.]

Geez, my dog won't stop puking tonight.  Don't eat so fast, Ginger.

Get one of these:



Changed my beagles' lives, man.  And BLEW THEIR MINDS.