Desipio Baseball Keeper League 2008 Extravaganza (League Info on page 10)

[JD]

Geez, my dog won't stop puking tonight.  Don't eat so fast, Ginger.

Get one of these:



Changed my beagles' lives, man.  And BLEW THEIR MINDS.

I'm not sure Ginger would ever figure that out. 

But it might just be crazy enough to work...

[TDubbs]

Geez, my dog won't stop puking tonight.  Don't eat so fast, Ginger.

Get one of these:



Changed my beagles' lives, man.  And BLEW THEIR MINDS.

Can you put one of those around the garbage can?

[Jon]

Geez, my dog won't stop puking tonight.  Don't eat so fast, Ginger.

Get one of these:



Changed my beagles' lives, man.  And BLEW THEIR MINDS.

Can you put one of those around the garbage can?

Is that some sort of marital aid?

[JD]

How do you guys wanna handle the keepers?  I'm not talking about the guys that are actually drafted.  They'll be in that round the next year.  I'm talking about the guys picked up off the waiver wire and guys added midseason.  Tip suggested making them 13th rounders or some such number.  Discuss.  That's an order.

[Internet Apex]

How do you guys wanna handle the keepers?  I'm not talking about the guys that are actually drafted.  They'll be in that round the next year.  I'm talking about the guys picked up off the waiver wire and guys added midseason.  Tip suggested making them 13th rounders or some such number.  Discuss.  That's an order.

I don't have a clue what you just said. How bout we skip the whole keeper league idea and see how this shit plays out?

[Simmer]

I just now saw my invite, and it tells me the league is full.  Is this true?  Because I need to fire my press secretaries, if'n this be the case.

[Internet Apex]

I just now saw my invite, and it tells me the league is full.  Is this true?  Because I need to fire my press secretaries, if'n this be the case.

Unless they give bad head, I wouldn't go that far. You can always start up last year's shitty league again. There's an assload of absentee owners lurking around that would love to ignore it for you while you disappear for another six months.

I kid because I care. And because I want to have your kids.

[Simmer]

Well I was going to add a disclaimer to my post, that I didn't want to put out the vibe that I thought I actually deserved a spot, cause I sure as shit don't.  But if I get a spot, I'm taking the league.  You mark it here and you mark it now.

[Internet Apex]

Well I was going to add a disclaimer to my post, that I didn't want to put out the vibe that I thought I actually deserved a spot, cause I sure as shit don't.  But if I get a spot, I'm taking the league.  You mark it here and you mark it now.

I'd drop out, give you my spot and put a 20 on it but that would be immoral.

[Oleg]

Well I was going to add a disclaimer to my post, that I didn't want to put out the vibe that I thought I actually deserved a spot, cause I sure as shit don't.  But if I get a spot, I'm taking the league.  You mark it here and you mark it now.

I'd drop out, give you my spot and put a 20 on it but that would be immoral.

I don't think I ever replied to JD's recruitment e-mail.  Simmer, if my spot hasn't been taken, feel free to take it.  Head-to-head.  Baaaah.

[JD]

Well I was going to add a disclaimer to my post, that I didn't want to put out the vibe that I thought I actually deserved a spot, cause I sure as shit don't.  But if I get a spot, I'm taking the league.  You mark it here and you mark it now.

I'd drop out, give you my spot and put a 20 on it but that would be immoral.

I don't think I ever replied to JD's recruitment e-mail.  Simmer, if my spot hasn't been taken, feel free to take it.  Head-to-head.  Baaaah.

Hey, I wanted the roto league to start back up, but it never did.  Lucky for you.  It's probably embarrassin' for some smart guys from the North to be so thoroughly smoked by backwards-thinkin' Southerner. 


Burn.

[JD]

I just now saw my invite, and it tells me the league is full.  Is this true?  Because I need to fire my press secretaries, if'n this be the case.

How was I supposed to know you'd come back from parts unknown?

[JD]

How do you guys wanna handle the keepers?  I'm not talking about the guys that are actually drafted.  They'll be in that round the next year.  I'm talking about the guys picked up off the waiver wire and guys added midseason.  Tip suggested making them 13th rounders or some such number.  Discuss.  That's an order.

I don't have a clue what you just said. How bout we skip the whole keeper league idea and see how this shit plays out?

Sometimes, I don't even feel like I know you anymore.  I'm looking to start a DYNASTY, hoss.  Sustained DOMINATION.  It's real and it slaps you in the FACE with its tip of MIGHTINESS. What's that on your faces?  It looks like a bruise in the shape of a mushroom...

TPD...burn

[Simmer]

Do we have an NCAA Tournament pool set up anywhere yet? 

[JD]

Do we have an NCAA Tournament pool set up anywhere yet? 

Not yet, I don't think.  These goofballs been slackin', Simmer.