Bulls are insignificant right now.

[Internet Apex]

No way all those tough shots will keep falling for Atlanta.

There's also no way Rose has another game with 0 FT attempts.

The thing that worries me the most is the presence of Dick Stockton. That guy gives sportz AIDS to every Chicago team in the postseason.

Why can't meatball fans ever say, "Woah, our two best players are kinda banged up right now. I hope they get better so we can get through this round and see how this all plays out."?

They love to latch on to the simplest of concepts "FTs %ZOMG" and yet this kind of important thing seems to elude them every time. I fucking hate SPortz sometimes.

[BH]

No way all those tough shots will keep falling for Atlanta.

There's also no way Rose has another game with 0 FT attempts.

The thing that worries me the most is the presence of Dick Stockton. That guy gives sportz AIDS to every Chicago team in the postseason.

Why can't meatball fans ever say, "Woah, our two best players are kinda banged up right now. I hope they get better so we can get through this round and see how this all plays out."?

They love to latch on to the simplest of concepts "FTs %ZOMG" and yet this kind of important thing seems to elude them every time. I fucking hate SPortz sometimes.

Who in your opinion is our 2nd best player?

[Richard Chuggar]

No way all those tough shots will keep falling for Atlanta.

There's also no way Rose has another game with 0 FT attempts.

The thing that worries me the most is the presence of Dick Stockton. That guy gives sportz AIDS to every Chicago team in the postseason.

Why can't meatball fans ever say, "Woah, our two best players are kinda banged up right now. I hope they get better so we can get through this round and see how this all plays out."?

They love to latch on to the simplest of concepts "FTs %ZOMG" and yet this kind of important thing seems to elude them every time. I fucking hate SPortz sometimes.

Who in your opinion is our 2nd best player?

LeBron James.


I can't remember, but did Jamal Crawford always shoot the ball with that much arc?

[Internet Apex]

No way all those tough shots will keep falling for Atlanta.

There's also no way Rose has another game with 0 FT attempts.

The thing that worries me the most is the presence of Dick Stockton. That guy gives sportz AIDS to every Chicago team in the postseason.

Why can't meatball fans ever say, "Woah, our two best players are kinda banged up right now. I hope they get better so we can get through this round and see how this all plays out."?

They love to latch on to the simplest of concepts "FTs %ZOMG" and yet this kind of important thing seems to elude them every time. I fucking hate SPortz sometimes.

Who in your opinion is our 2nd best player?

Deng, I believe. I was referring to Boozer of course, who is paid like a No. 2 but plays like No. 2.

[BH]

No way all those tough shots will keep falling for Atlanta.

There's also no way Rose has another game with 0 FT attempts.

The thing that worries me the most is the presence of Dick Stockton. That guy gives sportz AIDS to every Chicago team in the postseason.

Why can't meatball fans ever say, "Woah, our two best players are kinda banged up right now. I hope they get better so we can get through this round and see how this all plays out."?

They love to latch on to the simplest of concepts "FTs %ZOMG" and yet this kind of important thing seems to elude them every time. I fucking hate SPortz sometimes.

Who in your opinion is our 2nd best player?

Deng, I believe. I was referring to Boozer of course, who is paid like a No. 2 but plays like No. 2.

It this point, deng and noah are better than boozer. In the playoffs, Korver has been better than boozer as well.

[Internet Apex]

No way all those tough shots will keep falling for Atlanta.

There's also no way Rose has another game with 0 FT attempts.

The thing that worries me the most is the presence of Dick Stockton. That guy gives sportz AIDS to every Chicago team in the postseason.

Why can't meatball fans ever say, "Woah, our two best players are kinda banged up right now. I hope they get better so we can get through this round and see how this all plays out."?

They love to latch on to the simplest of concepts "FTs %ZOMG" and yet this kind of important thing seems to elude them every time. I fucking hate SPortz sometimes.

Who in your opinion is our 2nd best player?

Deng, I believe. I was referring to Boozer of course, who is paid like a No. 2 but plays like No. 2.

It this point, deng and noah are better than boozer. In the playoffs, Korver has been better than boozer as well.

Sounds serious.

[BH]

No way all those tough shots will keep falling for Atlanta.

There's also no way Rose has another game with 0 FT attempts.

The thing that worries me the most is the presence of Dick Stockton. That guy gives sportz AIDS to every Chicago team in the postseason.

Why can't meatball fans ever say, "Woah, our two best players are kinda banged up right now. I hope they get better so we can get through this round and see how this all plays out."?

They love to latch on to the simplest of concepts "FTs %ZOMG" and yet this kind of important thing seems to elude them every time. I fucking hate SPortz sometimes.

Who in your opinion is our 2nd best player?

Deng, I believe. I was referring to Boozer of course, who is paid like a No. 2 but plays like No. 2.

It this point, deng and noah are better than boozer. In the playoffs, Korver has been better than boozer as well.

Sounds serious.

Boozer's toe hurts "really bad" though, so he's toughing it out. I think we should call him carlos prior, amirite guys? Mark Boozer?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

No way all those tough shots will keep falling for Atlanta.

There's also no way Rose has another game with 0 FT attempts.

The thing that worries me the most is the presence of Dick Stockton. That guy gives sportz AIDS to every Chicago team in the postseason.

Why can't meatball fans ever say, "Woah, our two best players are kinda banged up right now. I hope they get better so we can get through this round and see how this all plays out."?

They love to latch on to the simplest of concepts "FTs %ZOMG" and yet this kind of important thing seems to elude them every time. I fucking hate SPortz sometimes.

Who in your opinion is our 2nd best player?

Deng, I believe. I was referring to Boozer of course, who is paid like a No. 2 but plays like No. 2.

It this point, deng and noah are better than boozer. In the playoffs, Korver has been better than boozer as well.

Sounds serious.

Boozer's toe hurts "really bad" though, so he's toughing it out. I think we should call him carlos prior, amirite guys? Mark Boozer?

Garbanzo Booze.

[Slaky]

David Huh tweets: Heartfelt. Direct. Genuine. That acceptance speech was everything that D. Rose is all about. Family. Faith. Friendship. We're lucky, Chicago

Sickening. Lame. Schmaltz.

We still don't have one good sports writer, Chicago.

[Gilgamesh]

David Huh tweets: Heartfelt. Direct. Genuine. That acceptance speech was everything that D. Rose is all about. Family. Faith. Friendship. We're lucky, Chicago

Sickening. Lame. Schmaltz.

We still don't have one good sports writer, Chicago.

How dare you tarnish the good reputation of Rosenbloom like that!

[CT III]

David Huh tweets: Heartfelt. Direct. Genuine. That acceptance speech was everything that D. Rose is all about. Family. Faith. Friendship. We're lucky, Chicago

Sickening. Lame. Schmaltz.

We still don't have one good sports writer, Chicago.

He's nothing like that horrible Robbie Gould who VICIOUSLY ATTACKED the great Vag McCaskey.

[BBM]

David Huh tweets: Heartfelt. Direct. Genuine. That acceptance speech was everything that D. Rose is all about. Family. Faith. Friendship. We're lucky, Chicago

Sickening. Lame. Schmaltz.

We still don't have one good sports writer, Chicago.

We've had one before?

[Quality Start Machine]

David Huh tweets: Heartfelt. Direct. Genuine. That acceptance speech was everything that D. Rose is all about. Family. Faith. Friendship. We're lucky, Chicago

Sickening. Lame. Schmaltz.

We still don't have one good sports writer, Chicago.

We've had one before?

Yeah, back when Dolan had a blog.

[SKO]

David Huh tweets: Heartfelt. Direct. Genuine. That acceptance speech was everything that D. Rose is all about. Family. Faith. Friendship. We're lucky, Chicago

Sickening. Lame. Schmaltz.

We still don't have one good sports writer, Chicago.

We've had one before?

Yeah, back when Dolan had a blog.

This sounds like bullshit. I'm sure there was a time when "Kermit" actually came to the shoutbox as well.

[Slaky]

David Huh tweets: Heartfelt. Direct. Genuine. That acceptance speech was everything that D. Rose is all about. Family. Faith. Friendship. We're lucky, Chicago

Sickening. Lame. Schmaltz.

We still don't have one good sports writer, Chicago.

We've had one before?

I never meant to imply that. Although some would argue Bernie Lincicome was not hated.