Bulls are insignificant right now.

[Internet Apex]

Lot's of asshurt Bulls fans hurling invectives at LeBron now. My evil fantasies are almost completely real. Now if they'd just sign one more Duke guy I hated in college. And if somebody would mention again how an NBA championship would be lessened because a team had to sign a bunch of good basketball players to finish the deed.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

I'll take Carlos Boozer and some white guy over watching five of the hardiest farmboys from Foreskin, Indiana slap the floor in front of a bunch of retards in hard hats. Hey, remember that one NCAA game where the guy was able to hit an open jumper? That was swell.

Ok. I laughed.

You still don't get it, Slak. I pity you. Enjoy Fat Carlos and the fifth seed.

Mission accomplished. Honestly, I really hope he goes to NY. He'd be stupid not to. I'm not HueyHurt about this at all.

And you know what else? OCKS OCKEY!

EAR COME DA OCKS

[Quality Start Machine]

Lot's of asshurt Bulls fans hurling invectives at LeBron now. My evil fantasies are almost completely real. Now if they'd just sign one more Duke guy I hated in college. And if somebody would mention again how an NBA championship would be lessened because a team had to sign a bunch of good basketball players to finish the deed.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

I'll take Carlos Boozer and some white guy over watching five of the hardiest farmboys from Foreskin, Indiana slap the floor in front of a bunch of retards in hard hats. Hey, remember that one NCAA game where the guy was able to hit an open jumper? That was swell.

Ok. I laughed.

You still don't get it, Slak. I pity you. Enjoy Fat Carlos and the fifth seed.

Mission accomplished. Honestly, I really hope he goes to NY. He'd be stupid not to. I'm not HueyHurt about this at all.

And you know what else? OCKS OCKEY!

EAR COME DA OCKS

DEY GOTTA BRING BACK CHELLY

[Internet Apex]

My relationship with the NBA is retarded (adjusts hard hat). I honestly don't like any team but my Bulls/Pacers/Lakers HATE pilot light still flickers. I hope LeBron stays in Cleveland and wins seven championships because it's just a matter of time before Michael Jordan slips to third best all time in the minds of Non-Chicagoans. I'd see him pushed below Kareem and Wilt too while I'm at it. Oh, and if he could run the Charlotte franchise into the ground and have some scandal that ruins him worse than O.J...

[Quality Start Machine]

My relationship with the NBA is retarded (adjusts hard hat). I honestly don't like any team but my Bulls/Pacers/Lakers HATE pilot light still flickers. I hope LeBron stays in Cleveland and wins seven championships because it's just a matter of time before Michael Jordan slips to third best all time in the minds of Non-Chicagoans. I'd see him pushed below Kareem and Wilt too while I'm at it. Oh, and if he could run the Charlotte franchise into the ground and have some scandal that ruins him worse than O.J...

Can he commit a double homicide tonight at, say, 8:55 Eastern?

[R-V]

My relationship with the NBA is retarded (adjusts hard hat). I honestly don't like any team but my Bulls/Pacers/Lakers HATE pilot light still flickers. I hope LeBron stays in Cleveland and wins seven championships because it's just a matter of time before Michael Jordan slips to third best all time in the minds of Non-Chicagoans. I'd see him pushed below Kareem and Wilt too while I'm at it. Oh, and if he could run the Charlotte franchise into the ground and have some scandal that ruins him worse than O.J...

How far down the list is Ewing?

And how pissed is Tdubbs that these big strapping young bucks get to pork all the white chicks while he waits for a re-up on his roofie supply?

[Internet Apex]

My relationship with the NBA is retarded (adjusts hard hat). I honestly don't like any team but my Bulls/Pacers/Lakers HATE pilot light still flickers. I hope LeBron stays in Cleveland and wins seven championships because it's just a matter of time before Michael Jordan slips to third best all time in the minds of Non-Chicagoans. I'd see him pushed below Kareem and Wilt too while I'm at it. Oh, and if he could run the Charlotte franchise into the ground and have some scandal that ruins him worse than O.J...

How far down the list is Ewing?

And how pissed is Tdubbs that these big strapping young bucks get to pork all the white chicks while he waits for a re-up on his roofie supply?

Ewing? Top 50-ish.

[Richard Chuggar]

My relationship with the NBA is retarded (adjusts hard hat). I honestly don't like any team but my Bulls/Pacers/Lakers HATE pilot light still flickers. I hope LeBron stays in Cleveland and wins seven championships because it's just a matter of time before Michael Jordan slips to third best all time in the minds of Non-Chicagoans. I'd see him pushed below Kareem and Wilt too while I'm at it. Oh, and if he could run the Charlotte franchise into the ground and have some scandal that ruins him worse than O.J...

How far down the list is Ewing?

And how pissed is Tdubbs that these big strapping young bucks get to pork all the white chicks while he waits for a re-up on his roofie supply?

Those chicks are mostly fat ones anyway.  Or way to hot to look at a common Yeti like me.

[Eli]

Derrick Rose: Master Pitchman.

''Every year in Cleveland with shooters, the result has been the same,'' Rose said of James' failure to win a title with the Cavaliers. ''Why not try something different?''

Hey, LeBron, you haven't won a title with shooters yet. Why don't you come to Chicago and play with some guys who can't shoot?

[Indolent Reader]

I just can't see him leaving Cleveland, when up until late yesterday they were the frontrunner.  I think this whole Miami move is calculated to get more viewership on the Booyah. 

[Tony]

There's no way someone with an ego big enough to have his own hour long special is going to announce that he's going to be the next Scottie Pippen.

[Gilgamesh]

I just can't see him leaving Cleveland, when up until late yesterday they were the frontrunner.  I think this whole Miami move is calculated to get more viewership on the Booyah. 

Agreed with the second part, but disagree on the first; he's coming to Chicago.

TWEET THAT!

[Internet Apex]

I just can't see him leaving Cleveland, when up until late yesterday they were the frontrunner.  I think this whole Miami move is calculated to get more viewership on the Booyah. 

Agreed with the second part, but disagree on the first; he's coming to Chicago.

TWEET THAT!

He'll be in Chicago several times a year to defacate on you.

[Slaky]

I just can't see him leaving Cleveland, when up until late yesterday they were the frontrunner.  I think this whole Miami move is calculated to get more viewership on the Booyah. 

Agreed with the second part, but disagree on the first; he's coming to Chicago.

TWEET THAT!

He'll be in Chicago several times a year to defacate on you.

He's really not going to be a Bull. No sir.

[MAD]

Lots of asshurt Bulls fans hurling invectives at LeBron now.

Callers to the SCORE who claim to be Bulls fans should be of no consequence to this discussion.  Do you feel that everyone who calls in as a Cub fan represents your view? 

[Internet Apex]

Lots of asshurt Bulls fans hurling invectives at LeBron now.

Callers to the SCORE who claim to be Bulls fans should be of no consequence to this discussion.  Do you feel that everyone who calls in as a Cub fan represents your view? 

All Bulls fans call the Score.