Bulls are insignificant right now.

[Eli]

You're in KC, now.  You can call OKC your home team.  It's a freebie.  Kevin Durant!  He'll average almost 40 someday.

I'm waiting for KC to get the Kings back.  Then I can get my Spencer Hawes jersey and be re-united with Andres Nocioni.

[JD]

You're in KC, now.  You can call OKC your home team.  It's a freebie.  Kevin Durant!  He'll average almost 40 someday.

I'm waiting for KC to get the Kings back.  Then I can get my Spencer Hawes jersey and be re-united with Andres Nocioni.

I'm trying to set you up for the future.  It's bright in OKC.  They're in the Griffin sweepstakes.  Personally, I'm hoping they get Ricky Rubio.  Westbrook can slide to the 2 and Rubio can create.  It could be magical.  I'm not sure they can or should pass up Griffin if they get the #1, but I'm hoping for Rubio.  So, you could say that I'm hoping they get teh #2.  Geez, it's enough to make me an NBA fan again.  Well, at least, a fan of a TEAM if not the whole NBA.

[PenFoe]

You're in KC, now.  You can call OKC your home team.  It's a freebie.  Kevin Durant!  He'll average almost 40 someday.

I'm waiting for KC to get the Kings back.  Then I can get my Spencer Hawes jersey and be re-united with Andres Nocioni.

I'm trying to set you up for the future.  It's bright in OKC.  They're in the Griffin sweepstakes.  Personally, I'm hoping they get Ricky Rubio.  Westbrook can slide to the 2 and Rubio can create.  It could be magical.  I'm not sure they can or should pass up Griffin if they get the #1, but I'm hoping for Rubio.  So, you could say that I'm hoping they get teh #2.  Geez, it's enough to make me an NBA fan again.  Well, at least, a fan of a TEAM if not the whole NBA.

Westbrook, Green and Durant is a nice set-up for the future, they're looking like the next Blazers.

Just like that time the Bulls had the great young nucleus of Hinrich, Gordon and Deng.
Fuck me.

[MAD]

You're in KC, now.  You can call OKC your home team.  It's a freebie.  Kevin Durant!  He'll average almost 40 someday.

I'm waiting for KC to get the Kings back.  Then I can get my Spencer Hawes jersey and be re-united with Andres Nocioni.

And I'll break out my vintage Otis Birdsong KC Kings jersey and we can roll together.

[Pre]

Teen Wolf and the Karate Kid movies.

Thanks for the insight, Fork.  You're correct; Bill Simmons does sometimes reference both Teen Wolf and Karate Kid in his columns.

He actually has more tired jokes than I do. True story.

Don't sell yourself short.  He might have you beat in quantity, but I think you lap him with individual tiredness.

[Quality Start Machine]

Teen Wolf and the Karate Kid movies.

Thanks for the insight, Fork.  You're correct; Bill Simmons does sometimes reference both Teen Wolf and Karate Kid in his columns.

He actually has more tired jokes than I do. True story.

Don't sell yourself short.  He might have you beat in quantity, but I think you lap him with individual tiredness.

I meant his jokes are more tired. His "tired joke" database is still in megabytes, I'm way into terabytes.

[JD]

Teen Wolf and the Karate Kid movies.

Thanks for the insight, Fork.  You're correct; Bill Simmons does sometimes reference both Teen Wolf and Karate Kid in his columns.

He actually has more tired jokes than I do. True story.

Don't sell yourself short.  He might have you beat in quantity, but I think you lap him with individual tiredness.

I meant his jokes are more tired. His "tired joke" database is still in megabytes, I'm way into terabytes.

If you goobers aren't gonna talk Bulls or the Thunderous OKC, then take it to the streets. 

[Quality Start Machine]

Teen Wolf and the Karate Kid movies.

Thanks for the insight, Fork.  You're correct; Bill Simmons does sometimes reference both Teen Wolf and Karate Kid in his columns.

He actually has more tired jokes than I do. True story.

Don't sell yourself short.  He might have you beat in quantity, but I think you lap him with individual tiredness.

I meant his jokes are more tired. His "tired joke" database is still in megabytes, I'm way into terabytes.

If you goobers aren't gonna talk Bulls or the Thunderous OKC, then take it to the streets. 

Whatever happened to that Big Country guy with the crewcut?

[Philberto]

Teen Wolf and the Karate Kid movies.

Thanks for the insight, Fork.  You're correct; Bill Simmons does sometimes reference both Teen Wolf and Karate Kid in his columns.

He actually has more tired jokes than I do. True story.

Don't sell yourself short.  He might have you beat in quantity, but I think you lap him with individual tiredness.

I meant his jokes are more tired. His "tired joke" database is still in megabytes, I'm way into terabytes.

If you goobers aren't gonna talk Bulls or the Thunderous OKC, then take it to the streets. 

Whatever happened to that Big Country guy with the crewcut?

Big Country Bryant Reeves:

Can anyone believe that big slow fucker actually was making $10 million a year?

*photo courtesy of checkoutmycards.com

[TDubbs]

Teen Wolf and the Karate Kid movies.

Thanks for the insight, Fork.  You're correct; Bill Simmons does sometimes reference both Teen Wolf and Karate Kid in his columns.

He actually has more tired jokes than I do. True story.

Don't sell yourself short.  He might have you beat in quantity, but I think you lap him with individual tiredness.

I meant his jokes are more tired. His "tired joke" database is still in megabytes, I'm way into terabytes.

If you goobers aren't gonna talk Bulls or the Thunderous OKC, then take it to the streets. 

Whatever happened to that Big Country guy with the crewcut?

Big Country Bryant Reeves:

Can anyone believe that big slow fucker actually was making $10 million a year?

*photo courtesy of checkoutmycards.com

Whatever happened to that one guy that did that one thing?

[JD]

Whatever happened to that Big Country guy with the crewcut?

You can find him if you look hard enough, I suppose.  He's around.  Enjoyin' the retired side of life.  The word is that he's got a ranch in Oklahoma that he pretty much spends all his time on.  On its best day, the ranch smells of sheep piss, but that don't seem to bother ol' Big Country all that much.  People say you can see him toolin' 'round his yard on his John Deere in a wifebeater and jorts on hot summer days.  If ya can manage to get downwind of Big Country and upwind of the ranch, then ya might catch the scent of his sweat.  It stinks of turkey bacon and cabbage patch.  Big Country don't get out much, though, these days and he don't like seein' too many people.  The good life's made him an ornery old cuss.  But don't you worry none.  The old Bryant's still in there somewhere.  As sure as that flattop of his could still win a gold medal for precision, the good ol' boy that captured a nation's heart is still in there somewhere.  He'll always be a hero.  And that's OK with me.


Get it?  "OK with me"?  Like OK as in Oklahoma.  COME onnnn!

[Philberto]

Whatever happened to that Big Country guy with the crewcut?

You can find him if you look hard enough, I suppose.  He's around.  Enjoyin' the retired side of life.  The word is that he's got a ranch in Oklahoma that he pretty much spends all his time on.  On its best day, the ranch smells of sheep piss, but that don't seem to bother ol' Big Country all that much.  People say you can see him toolin' 'round his yard on his John Deere in a wifebeater and jorts on hot summer days.  If ya can manage to get downwind of Big Country and upwind of the ranch, then ya might catch the scent of his sweat.  It stinks of turkey bacon and cabbage patch.  Big Country don't get out much, though, these days and he don't like seein' too many people.  The good life's made him an ornery old cuss.  But don't you worry none.  The old Bryant's still in there somewhere.  As sure as that flattop of his could still win a gold medal for precision, the good ol' boy that captured a nation's heart is still in there somewhere.  He'll always be a hero.  And that's OK with me.


Get it?  "OK with me"?  Like OK as in Oklahoma.  COME onnnn!

Best Desipio poster? Or Best. Desipio. Poster. Ever.

[Ivy6]

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http://heytyrusthomaspleasestoptakingsomanybadshots.com/

Time for an update.  Not a real site but it fucking should be

[air2300]

Ben Gordon sits on the bench, while the bulls struggle to score.  That Del Negro, he is amazing. 

[air2300]

DPD.  Great win.  DRose was a monster in the 4th.  It was good to see Vinny keep Rose in the game down the stretch.