Bulls are insignificant right now.

[Eli]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Bogans' alley-oop to Rose was fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4dDr46G0j4

It's unreal how fast he gets off the ground.  It's also unreal that he's a point guard and has to duck his head under the backboard on a dunk.  In conclusion, nothing is real.

[Richard Chuggar]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Bogans' alley-oop to Rose was fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4dDr46G0j4

It's unreal how fast he gets off the ground.  It's also unreal that he's a point guard and has to duck his head under the backboard on a dunk.  In conclusion, nothing is real.

How fast he gets off the ground?

[Eli]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Bogans' alley-oop to Rose was fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4dDr46G0j4

It's unreal how fast he gets off the ground.  It's also unreal that he's a point guard and has to duck his head under the backboard on a dunk.  In conclusion, nothing is real.

How fast he gets off the ground?

Yes, how fast he gets off the ground.  Commonly known as "jumping."

[Richard Chuggar]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Bogans' alley-oop to Rose was fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4dDr46G0j4

It's unreal how fast he gets off the ground.  It's also unreal that he's a point guard and has to duck his head under the backboard on a dunk.  In conclusion, nothing is real.

How fast he gets off the ground?

Yes, how fast he gets off the ground.  Commonly known as "jumping."

Shouldn't you have said how high he gets off the ground then?

[Slaky]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Bogans' alley-oop to Rose was fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4dDr46G0j4

It's unreal how fast he gets off the ground.  It's also unreal that he's a point guard and has to duck his head under the backboard on a dunk.  In conclusion, nothing is real.

How fast he gets off the ground?

Yes, how fast he gets off the ground.  Commonly known as "jumping."

Shouldn't you have said how high he gets off the ground then?

He's amazed at his burst when he leaves the ground, maybe more so than his actual leaping ability, which is also impressive. Get it?

[Eli]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Bogans' alley-oop to Rose was fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4dDr46G0j4

It's unreal how fast he gets off the ground.  It's also unreal that he's a point guard and has to duck his head under the backboard on a dunk.  In conclusion, nothing is real.

How fast he gets off the ground?

Yes, how fast he gets off the ground.  Commonly known as "jumping."

Shouldn't you have said how high he gets off the ground then?

My initial point was about how fast Rose gets up in the air when he jumps, referring to his explosiveness (for lack of a better term).  

Thanks for making me over-explain my point like a common Yetti.

[Eli]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Bogans' alley-oop to Rose was fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4dDr46G0j4

It's unreal how fast he gets off the ground.  It's also unreal that he's a point guard and has to duck his head under the backboard on a dunk.  In conclusion, nothing is real.

How fast he gets off the ground?

Yes, how fast he gets off the ground.  Commonly known as "jumping."

Shouldn't you have said how high he gets off the ground then?

My initial point was about how fast Rose gets up in the air when he jumps, referring to his explosiveness (for lack of a better term).  

Thanks for making me over-explain my point like a common Yetti.

Intrepid Reader: TDubbs

You're welcome.

[BH]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Fuck. This. Team.

Great article fails to dissect poor free throw shooting, but says the bulls are putting together historically significant defensive statistics this year - even with noah out.

[Richard Chuggar]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Fuck. This. Team.

Great article fails to dissect poor free throw shooting, but says the bulls are putting together historically significant defensive statistics this year - even with noah out.

26th in the league in free throw percentage.  You think you can win games that way?  Hell to the no pal.  Helltotheno.  When you're beating teams by 20 points a game, you need to hit those free throws.  And not to get all Sports Guy on you, but I do love that this team seems to genuinely like each other a lot.  In a gay way.

[BH]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Fuck. This. Team.

Great article fails to dissect poor free throw shooting, but says the bulls are putting together historically significant defensive statistics this year - even with noah out.

26th in the league in free throw percentage.  You think you can win games that way?  Hell to the no pal.  Helltotheno.  When you're beating teams by 20 points a game, you need to hit those free throws.  And not to get all Sports Guy on you, but I do love that this team seems to genuinely like each other a lot.  In a gay way.

According to this guy, Rose is the worst MVP candidate EVER. STATS DON'T LIE PEOPLE.

"However, no matter how much his supporters continue to shout "M.V.P." at every home game; no matter how great the number of talking heads in the media stating as if it was gospel he is the uncontested front-runner; no matter how many coaches or players come out and say he deserves it, the fact remains that if Derrick Rose is voted MVP for the 2011 NBA season, he will be the least-deserving winner of the award in its history.

Not only that, he, and every voter who votes for him, will have cheated far more deserving candidates out of their chance at the award this year, solely because he's the current flavor of the month and media darling."

[Slaky]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Fuck. This. Team.

Great article fails to dissect poor free throw shooting, but says the bulls are putting together historically significant defensive statistics this year - even with noah out.

26th in the league in free throw percentage.  You think you can win games that way?  Hell to the no pal.  Helltotheno.  When you're beating teams by 20 points a game, you need to hit those free throws.  And not to get all Sports Guy on you, but I do love that this team seems to genuinely like each other a lot.  In a gay way.

According to this guy, Rose is the worst MVP candidate EVER. STATS DON'T LIE PEOPLE.

"However, no matter how much his supporters continue to shout "M.V.P." at every home game; no matter how great the number of talking heads in the media stating as if it was gospel he is the uncontested front-runner; no matter how many coaches or players come out and say he deserves it, the fact remains that if Derrick Rose is voted MVP for the 2011 NBA season, he will be the least-deserving winner of the award in its history.

Not only that, he, and every voter who votes for him, will have cheated far more deserving candidates out of their chance at the award this year, solely because he's the current flavor of the month and media darling."

THERE CAN BE NO MIDDLE GROUND THIS IS THE INTERNET.

Also, using Field Goal percentages of Rose vs. basically the league's top swingmen/bigmen? That's fucking retarded.

Another edit: in the comments, the guy that wrote this article is countering with how he's made tens of dollars on this article just rile people up. I'm a sucker.

[Eli]

Where's Al Czervik?  This thread title needs an update.

[morpheus]

After an absolute rout of the Kings, a Bulls team has 50 wins for the first time since 97-98. Sploosh.

Fuck. This. Team.

Great article fails to dissect poor free throw shooting, but says the bulls are putting together historically significant defensive statistics this year - even with noah out.

26th in the league in free throw percentage.  You think you can win games that way?  Hell to the no pal.  Helltotheno.  When you're beating teams by 20 points a game, you need to hit those free throws.  And not to get all Sports Guy on you, but I do love that this team seems to genuinely like each other a lot.  In a gay way.

According to this guy, Rose is the worst MVP candidate EVER. STATS DON'T LIE PEOPLE.

"However, no matter how much his supporters continue to shout "M.V.P." at every home game; no matter how great the number of talking heads in the media stating as if it was gospel he is the uncontested front-runner; no matter how many coaches or players come out and say he deserves it, the fact remains that if Derrick Rose is voted MVP for the 2011 NBA season, he will be the least-deserving winner of the award in its history.

Not only that, he, and every voter who votes for him, will have cheated far more deserving candidates out of their chance at the award this year, solely because he's the current flavor of the month and media darling."

THERE CAN BE NO MIDDLE GROUND THIS IS THE INTERNET.

Also, using Field Goal percentages of Rose vs. basically the league's top swingmen/bigmen? That's fucking retarded.

Another edit: in the comments, the guy that wrote this article is countering with how he's made tens of dollars on this article just rile people up. I'm a sucker.

For the record, this guy has the collective Miami Heatdong hanging out of his mouth.  http://www.falloutsheltersports.com/?category_name=nba

[morpheus]

DPD.  The Bulls suck, because they miss too many free throws.  Missing too many free throws as a team is bad, except when it's not because it's overcome by that team doing something else well.  But that doesn't apply to the Bulls.  Or something.

http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2011/03/22/open-thread-65/#comments

[Slaky]

DPD.  The Bulls suck, because they miss too many free throws.  Missing too many free throws as a team is bad, except when it's not because it's overcome by that team doing something else well.  But that doesn't apply to the Bulls.  Or something.

http://firedustybaker2.wordpress.com/2011/03/22/open-thread-65/#comments

I love when you guys do that.