Bulls are insignificant right now.

[Tony]

This one was OK too.

[SKO]

Isn't anyone else concerned that the Heat hit 100% of their free throws while the Bulls hit just 85%?

no

Damn you, Eli. Always blind to the dangers on the horizon. There's only one prophet who knows the glaring statistic which belies this Bulls facade.

[Internet Apex]

Isn't anyone else concerned that the Heat hit 100% of their free throws while the Bulls hit just 85%?

no

Damn you, Eli. Always blind to the dangers on the horizon. There's only one prophet who knows the glaring statistic which belies this Bulls facade.

The only danger the Bulls need to worry about will come after this season when Miami gets some legit post players and shitcans Vinnie Del Phillipino.

[Quality Start Machine]

Isn't anyone else concerned that the Heat hit 100% of their free throws while the Bulls hit just 85%?

no

Damn you, Eli. Always blind to the dangers on the horizon. There's only one prophet who knows the glaring statistic which belies this Bulls facade.

The only danger the Bulls need to worry about will come after this season when Miami gets some legit post players and shitcans Vinnie Del PhillipinoPat Riley returns to coaching.

More specific'd.

[BH]

Isn't anyone else concerned that the Heat hit 100% of their free throws while the Bulls hit just 85%?

no

Damn you, Eli. Always blind to the dangers on the horizon. There's only one prophet who knows the glaring statistic which belies this Bulls facade.

The only danger the Bulls need to worry about will come after this season when Miami gets some legit post players and shitcans Vinnie Del Phillipino.

How are they going to afford such players?

[Internet Apex]

Isn't anyone else concerned that the Heat hit 100% of their free throws while the Bulls hit just 85%?

no

Damn you, Eli. Always blind to the dangers on the horizon. There's only one prophet who knows the glaring statistic which belies this Bulls facade.

The only danger the Bulls need to worry about will come after this season when Miami gets some legit post players and shitcans Vinnie Del Phillipino.

How are they going to afford such players?

I'm not talking about expensive players. They don't need all-stars. They have those already. Just something better than Ilgauskus, Howard, Dampier et al. They found Joel Anthony under a rock somewhere. Just go find two more exactly like him. Profit. Pat Riley has always had a couple of useful thugs on his frontline that nobody'd ever heard of before. Anthony Mason and PJ Brown types. It'll HAI.

[Richard Chuggar]

Isn't anyone else concerned that the Heat hit 100% of their free throws while the Bulls hit just 85%?

no

Damn you, Eli. Always blind to the dangers on the horizon. There's only one prophet who knows the glaring statistic which belies this Bulls facade.

The only danger the Bulls need to worry about will come after this season when Miami gets some legit post players and shitcans Vinnie Del Phillipino.

How are they going to afford such players?

I'm not talking about expensive players. They don't need all-stars. They have those already. Just something better than Ilgauskus, Howard, Dampier et al. They found Joel Anthony under a rock somewhere. Just go find two more exactly like him. Profit. Pat Riley has always had a couple of useful thugs on his frontline that nobody'd ever heard of before. Anthony Mason and PJ Brown types. It'll HAI.

Dwight Howard?

[BH]

Isn't anyone else concerned that the Heat hit 100% of their free throws while the Bulls hit just 85%?

no

Damn you, Eli. Always blind to the dangers on the horizon. There's only one prophet who knows the glaring statistic which belies this Bulls facade.

The only danger the Bulls need to worry about will come after this season when Miami gets some legit post players and shitcans Vinnie Del Phillipino.

How are they going to afford such players?

I'm not talking about expensive players. They don't need all-stars. They have those already. Just something better than Ilgauskus, Howard, Dampier et al. They found Joel Anthony under a rock somewhere. Just go find two more exactly like him. Profit. Pat Riley has always had a couple of useful thugs on his frontline that nobody'd ever heard of before. Anthony Mason and PJ Brown types. It'll HAI.

Dwight Howard?

He'll already be on teh bulls.

[Internet Apex]

Isn't anyone else concerned that the Heat hit 100% of their free throws while the Bulls hit just 85%?

no

Damn you, Eli. Always blind to the dangers on the horizon. There's only one prophet who knows the glaring statistic which belies this Bulls facade.

The only danger the Bulls need to worry about will come after this season when Miami gets some legit post players and shitcans Vinnie Del Phillipino.

How are they going to afford such players?

I'm not talking about expensive players. They don't need all-stars. They have those already. Just something better than Ilgauskus, Howard, Dampier et al. They found Joel Anthony under a rock somewhere. Just go find two more exactly like him. Profit. Pat Riley has always had a couple of useful thugs on his frontline that nobody'd ever heard of before. Anthony Mason and PJ Brown types. It'll HAI.

Dwight Howard?

He'll already be on teh bulls lakerz.

Geigh'd.

[Internet Apex]

Isn't anyone else concerned that the Heat hit 100% of their free throws while the Bulls hit just 85%?

no

Damn you, Eli. Always blind to the dangers on the horizon. There's only one prophet who knows the glaring statistic which belies this Bulls facade.

The only danger the Bulls need to worry about will come after this season when Miami gets some legit post players and shitcans Vinnie Del Phillipino.

How are they going to afford such players?

I'm not talking about expensive players. They don't need all-stars. They have those already. Just something better than Ilgauskus, Howard, Dampier et al. They found Joel Anthony under a rock somewhere. Just go find two more exactly like him. Profit. Pat Riley has always had a couple of useful thugs on his frontline that nobody'd ever heard of before. Anthony Mason and PJ Brown types. It'll HAI.

Dwight Howard?

Maybe Jujuan Johnson. HGH is a helluva drug.

[R-V]

Obviously my opinion is skewed because they're awesome right now, but how does this Bulls bench rank historically as far as great benches? I'm just a simple Peorian but I'm pretty sure it's not common for NBA teams to go 10 deep in the playoffs. I need an NBA historian like Fork or Huey to weigh in on this.

[Internet Apex]

Obviously my opinion is skewed because they're awesome right now, but how does this Bulls bench rank historically as far as great benches? I'm just a simple Peorian but I'm pretty sure it's not common for NBA teams to go 10 deep in the playoffs. I need an NBA historian like Fork or Huey to weigh in on this.

Back before salary caps and other queer stuff, things happened that maybe wouldn't happen now. I think the 80s/90s Pistons/Celtics/Lakers had some deep ass benches but I'm just a simple Buttpuddlian. 

[Bort]

I need [...] Fork or Huey to weigh in on this.

Man, that's something you don't read every day.

[Internet Apex]

I need [...] Fork or Huey to weigh in on this.

Man, that's something you don't read every day.

Usually, it's only shouted out in a bar when a group of people can't seem to come up with some inane sports factoid from 1970-99.

[Slaky]

I need [...] Fork or Huey to weigh in on this.

Man, that's something you don't read every day.

Usually, it's only shouted out in a bar when a group of people can't seem to come up with some inane sports factoid from 1970-99.

Fork'll answer any question about the 90s New York Rangers that nobody asked.