Bulls are insignificant right now.

[CT III]

Okay, who wants to hold Fro Dog and who wants to punch him at Tonkfest?

I'll take one of each.

[Yeti]

Okay, who wants to hold Fro Dog and who wants to punch him at Tonkfest?

God, I hope he doesn't show. However, I think this may have cemented his appearance, as he can cheer about the Bulls losing. Maybe we'll just call him TowelPex

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

TowelPex

I laughed.

[SKO]

Okay, who wants to hold Fro Dog and who wants to punch him at Tonkfest?

God, I hope he doesn't show. However, I think this may have cemented his appearance, as he can cheer about the Bulls losing. Maybe we'll just call him TowelPex

Which is funny, considering it would have been safer for him to come if the Bulls were up, so he could take our mild ribbing. Now someone's going to get genuinely asshurt and punch the sonofabitch. I'm not saying who I think it is, but it's safe to say he's going to be scrubbing blood out of his gay jeans.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Okay, who wants to hold Fro Dog and who wants to punch him at Tonkfest?

God, I hope he doesn't show. However, I think this may have cemented his appearance, as he can cheer about the Bulls losing. Maybe we'll just call him TowelPex

Which is funny, considering it would have been safer for him to come if the Bulls were up, so he could take our mild ribbing. Now someone's going to get genuinely asshurt and punch the sonofabitch. I'm not saying who I think it is, but it's safe to say he's going to be scrubbing blood out of his gay jeans.

Chad won't be there tonight, I'm pretty sure.

[SKO]

Okay, who wants to hold Fro Dog and who wants to punch him at Tonkfest?

God, I hope he doesn't show. However, I think this may have cemented his appearance, as he can cheer about the Bulls losing. Maybe we'll just call him TowelPex

Which is funny, considering it would have been safer for him to come if the Bulls were up, so he could take our mild ribbing. Now someone's going to get genuinely asshurt and punch the sonofabitch. I'm not saying who I think it is, but it's safe to say he's going to be scrubbing blood out of his gay jeans.

Chad won't be there tonight, I'm pretty sure.

So Fro but no Chad? I'm trying to figure out if that's a fair trade.

[Richard Chuggar]

Okay, who wants to hold Fro Dog and who wants to punch him at Tonkfest?

God, I hope he doesn't show. However, I think this may have cemented his appearance, as he can cheer about the Bulls losing. Maybe we'll just call him TowelPex

Which is funny, considering it would have been safer for him to come if the Bulls were up, so he could take our mild ribbing. Now someone's going to get genuinely asshurt and punch the sonofabitch. I'm not saying who I think it is, but it's safe to say he's going to be scrubbing blood out of his gay jeans.

Chad won't be there tonight, I'm pretty sure.

So Fro but no Chad? I'm trying to figure out if that's a fair trade.

How would that fat irish fuck know what I'm doing tonight?

[R-V]

So what do the Bulls do to get better? Pretty sure the Heat aren't going to get worse.

[Eli]

So what do the Bulls do to get better?

Get Dwight Howard.

[Richard Chuggar]

So what do the Bulls do to get better?

Get Dwight Howard.

JR Smith

[Internet Apex]

So what do the Bulls do to get better?

Get Dwight Howard.

JR Smith

JaJuan Johnson

[SKO]

So what do the Bulls do to get better?

Get Dwight Howard.

JR Smith

JaJuan Johnson

Gabe Carimi.

[R-V]

In the abstract.

LeBron James is the best player in basketball. I had no problem with Derrick Rose getting the MVP because, again, in the abstract, who cares? James had won the last two MVPs — you don't want to just give it to him every year. There were times during the season, especially early, when James and Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh seemed to have trouble playing together, so that could be figured in. And Rose is such a breakout superstar, and he's the soul of a brilliant young team. No, in the abstract, it was fine.

But, apparently LeBron James doesn't live in the abstract either. Because after Game 1 of the series — when Rose played brilliantly and James drifted — it was plain pretty much every single moment of every single game that LeBron James was the best basketball player on the floor.

[SKO]

Ignoring Fro-talk...they have to like their chances if they can hold Miami to 85 points a game, no? They really blew their chance to bury the Heat early when they kept getting all of those offensive rebounds and bricking it like they did all night. At some point those shots have to fall........right?

Right.

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YOU LIED TO ME.

[BH]

We are lucky we never got lebron.