Mark Prior - Someone else's problem

[cubbiebluestew]

I have a clock that marks the hour with different recorded quotations from Homer Simpson.  My favorite is "Feelin' stupid?  I know I am."  That expresses my feeling about waitng for Mark Prior to become the "Franchise".

You, sir, are the coolest older gentleman I know.  Also, the coolest lawyer.

Watch out who you call a "gentleman"

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

New record: HelloWorld is drunk at 9:40 a.m.

Yeah, but Oleg did a wake & bake at 6:30.

I refuse to believe that.

That Oleg woke up at 6:30.

When I was in Korea, I was usually drunk before 5 AM.  That was when the Cubs games would come on around then, and I was incapable of handling the 2006 team sober.

[Mike Douche]

When I was in Korea, I was usually drunk before 5 AM.  That was when the Cubs games would come on around then, and I was incapable of handling the 2006 team sober.

So was the manager.

[PTanner]

When I was in Korea, I was usually drunk before 5 AM.  That was when the Cubs games would come on around then, and I was incapable of handling the 2006 team sober.

So was the manager.

Drunk don't slump, dude.

[helloWorld]

When I was in Korea, I was usually drunk before 5 AM.  That was when the Cubs games would come on around then, and I was incapable of handling the 2006 team sober.

So was the manager.

Drunk do n't slump-bustin', dude.

Graced with the goggles, Mark'd

[Shooter]

When I was in Korea, I was usually drunk before 5 AM.  That was when the Cubs games would come on around then, and I was incapable of handling the 2006 team sober.

So was the manager.

Drunk don't slump, dude.

Intrepid Reader: Hack Wilson

191 RBIs says that's a fact.

[Wampa]

When I was in Korea, I was usually drunk before 5 AM.  That was when the Cubs games would come on around then, and I was incapable of handling the 2006 team sober.

So was the manager.

Drunk don't slump, dude.

Intrepid Reader: Hack Wilson

191 RBIs says that's a fact.

Intrepid Reader: Todd Hundley

.199 says that's not a fact.

[helloWorld]

When I was in Korea, I was usually drunk before 5 AM.  That was when the Cubs games would come on around then, and I was incapable of handling the 2006 team sober.

So was the manager.

Drunk don't slump, dude.

Intrepid Reader: Hack Wilson

191 RBIs says that's a fact.

He never had a number.  Really the best Ciub.  That is the jersey I want.

[Mike Douche]

When I was in Korea, I was usually drunk before 5 AM.  That was when the Cubs games would come on around then, and I was incapable of handling the 2006 team sober.

So was the manager.

Drunk don't slump, dude.

Intrepid Reader: Hack Wilson

191 RBIs says that's a fact.

He never had a number.  Really the best Ciub.  That is the jersey I want.

For more on Hack, go to your local library and read "Veeck as in Wreck" where you can read Veeck recreating his earlier days when, as a kid, he would pour ice into the tub for Hack to work off his hangover/drunkeness.

[PTanner]

When I was in Korea, I was usually drunk before 5 AM.  That was when the Cubs games would come on around then, and I was incapable of handling the 2006 team sober.

So was the manager.

Drunk don't slump, dude.

Intrepid Reader: Hack Wilson

191 RBIs says that's a fact.

He never had a number.  Really the best Ciub.  That is the jersey I want.

For more on Hack, go to your local library and read "Veeck as in Wreck" where you can read Veeck recreating his earlier days when, as a kid, he would pour ice into the tub for Hack to work off his hangover/drunkeness.

Read "Veeck As In Wreck" just for its general awesomeness.

[Shooter]

From the Padres portion of MLB.com Sunday:

Pitcher Mark Prior is returning to San Diego on Sunday, though it won't be to pitch for the Padres.

Prior experienced discomfort in his surgically repaired right shoulder during a throwing session on Saturday. He will be examined by team doctors on Sunday.

"I think you can call it a setback," San Diego manager Bud Black said, "but we'll know more [Sunday]."

Prior experienced the soreness while throwing a batting practice session Saturday at the Padres Spring Training facility in Peoria, Ariz., that was cut short.

As the thread title says, somebody else's problem.

[Mike Douche]

From the Padres portion of MLB.com Sunday:

Pitcher Mark Prior is returning to San Diego on Sunday, though it won't be to pitch for the Padres.

Prior experienced discomfort in his surgically repaired right shoulder during a throwing session on Saturday. He will be examined by team doctors on Sunday.

"I think you can call it a setback," San Diego manager Bud Black said, "but we'll know more [Sunday]."

Prior experienced the soreness while throwing a batting practice session Saturday at the Padres Spring Training facility in Peoria, Ariz., that was cut short.

As the thread title says, somebody else's problem.

And that somebody else is coming to town just begging to put out of their misery.

Nice going, Mary.  Enjoy the beach.  Say hi to the waves.

[The Paul Popovich Experience]

Serves Mary right, the greedy bitch. All Hendry wanted was an '09 option, because it was likely Prior would have nothing to offer in '08. And he was right. Fuck Mary, '03 is a distant memory. She can commisserate with David Clyde, Mark Fidrych and other one-shot wonders ruined by arm injuries. Couldn't have happened to a nicer girl, though!

[PTanner]

Fucker's spent so much time in hot tubs, it's a wonder he isn't soup.

[numbersman2]

FOR SALE;  1 Mark Prior home game jersey, Size Large, hardly used. Sniffle Sniffle.