Mark Prior - Someone else's problem

[Chuckosan]

Can we move this to the Medical Lounge?  Perhaps to be called "The Waiting Room"?

[cubbiebluestew]

How can someone who hasn't pitched since August of 2006 have season ending surgery in 2008?  Don't you at least have to start the season before you can end it?  By the time Prior returns to major legue baseball, if ever, he will be a virgin again.

[PTanner]

How can someone who hasn't pitched since August of 2006 have season ending surgery in 2008?  Don't you at least have to start the season before you can end it?  By the time Prior returns to major legue baseball, if ever, he will be a virgin again.

His hymen has already grown back.

[Internet Apex]

How can someone who hasn't pitched since August of 2006 have season ending surgery in 2008?  Don't you at least have to start the season before you can end it?  By the time Prior returns to major legue baseball, if ever, he will be a virgin again.

His hymen has already grown been sewn back.

Andrews'd.

[smg]

Wow, it's like even his injuries have injuries.  Good luck, you're going to need it. 

I actually do kind of feel sorry for him now.

[LoneStarCubFan]

Wow, it's like even his injuries have injuries.  Good luck, you're going to need it. 

I actually do kind of feel sorry for him now.

The injury, according to Fronek, is most often associated with a "traumatic events, usually from a fall."

[Internet Apex]

I think this is what's wrong with my shoulder too. I tripped over Marcus Giles on the way to the liquor store in San Diego once. Fucked me all up.

[PTanner]

Then I tripped over Apex.

[LoneStarCubFan]

There's no way to prove it but I wouldn't be surprised if that collision, and Dusty's galactically stupid decision to leave him in the game, led to that tear they just found.

[Chuckosan]

I'm just please to know that smg still lurks.

[Slaky+]

I'm just please to know that smg still lurks.

She can't resist Prior or Wood news.

[Thrillho]

I'm just please to know that smg still lurks.

She can't resist Prior or Wood news.

I'm pretty sure she's just hanging on for news that the Cubs' resigned Todd Walker.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

I'm just please to know that smg still lurks.

She can't resist Prior or Wood news.

I'm pretty sure she's just hanging on for news that the Cubs' resigned Todd Walker.

Who isn't?

And, I'm fairly certain that they would've found the tear sooner if it had been a direct result of the Giles incident (and look at the wonders it did for the littlest Giles' career).  It's not like this is the first time they've gone in and looked around in his shoulder.  That thing has been opened up more than Paris Hilton's legs.

[CT II]

I'm just please to know that smg still lurks.

She can't resist Prior or Wood news.

I'm pretty sure she's just hanging on for news that the Cubs' resigned Todd Walker.

Who isn't?

And, I'm fairly certain that they would've found the tear sooner if it had been a direct result of the Giles incident (and look at the wonders it did for the littlest Giles' career).  It's not like this is the first time they've gone in and looked around in his shoulder.  That thing has been opened up more than Paris Hilton's legs.

I thought his first scope was last year.

[LoneStarCubFan]

I'm just please to know that smg still lurks.

She can't resist Prior or Wood news.

I'm pretty sure she's just hanging on for news that the Cubs' resigned Todd Walker.

Who isn't?

And, I'm fairly certain that they would've found the tear sooner if it had been a direct result of the Giles incident (and look at the wonders it did for the littlest Giles' career).  It's not like this is the first time they've gone in and looked around in his shoulder.  That thing has been opened up more than Paris Hilton's legs.

I thought his first scope was last year.

It was. That was when they found all the stuff the Cubs' crack medical staff could never seem to locate.