Bacon Cups

[thehawk]

Fuck Bison dogs.

New to Great American Ballpark, home of the Cincinnati Reds, is the Meat Lovers Hot Dog, a jumbo hot dog wrapped with bacon and deep fried, then topped with beef and black bean chili, shredded pepper jack cheese and crispy salami.
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Fuck. And yes.

No more Bison Dog.... Vienna Beef ftw

http://www.suntimes.com/business/4553655-420/vienna-hot-dogs-back-on-wrigley-team-as-ballparks-franks.html


The Heater actually sounds halfway decent

[morpheus]

Finally, cologne that doesn't suck.

Another cologne that doesn't suck.

[Wheezer]

OK, I've been in a mood.

Distinctions and admirations such
As this one was long finished with.

[Edit.--Side note: Speaking of Ted Hughes, Vachel Lindsay somehow never fails to surprise.]

[Wheezer]

Conclusions: To our knowledge, this represents the first description of nasal packing with strips of cured pork for treatment of life-threatening hemorrhage in a patient with Glanzmann thrombasthenia.

Ann. Otol. Rhinol. Laryngol., 120, 732 (2011)

[CBStew]

Conclusions: To our knowledge, this represents the first description of nasal packing with strips of cured pork for treatment of life-threatening hemorrhage in a patient with Glanzmann thrombasthenia.

Ann. Otol. Rhinol. Laryngol., 120, 732 (2011)

Stuff a strip up his nose and throw him on the barbie.

[Chuck to Chuck]

http://gizmodo.com/5882838/stop-what-youre-doing-and-go-get-jack-in-the-boxs-new-bacon-milkshake-right-now

[CBStew]

http://gizmodo.com/5882838/stop-what-youre-doing-and-go-get-jack-in-the-boxs-new-bacon-milkshake-right-now

How many times do I have to point this out?  You can't mix pork and dairy.  They must be eaten separately.

[Quality Start Machine]

How many times do I have to point this out?  You can't mix pork and dairy.  They must be eaten separately.

What leverage does a religion that doesn't believe in Hell have?

[Chuck to Chuck]

http://gizmodo.com/5882838/stop-what-youre-doing-and-go-get-jack-in-the-boxs-new-bacon-milkshake-right-now

How many times do I have to point this out?  You can't mix pork and dairy.  They must be eaten separately.

You need to read the article:

Sadly for pork lovers, the shake is only bacon-flavored which to swine haters means the shake is vegetarian! Jack in the Box flavors the bacon shake with Torani bacon-flavored syrup so you might be even able to pass this off as a healthy meal (no you can't). I'm a little sad that they didn't mix up real bacon in the shake but hey, I'm sure it tastes amazing.

[Quality Start Machine]

http://gizmodo.com/5882838/stop-what-youre-doing-and-go-get-jack-in-the-boxs-new-bacon-milkshake-right-now

How many times do I have to point this out?  You can't mix pork and dairy.  They must be eaten separately.

You need to read the article:

Sadly for pork lovers, the shake is only bacon-flavored which to swine haters means the shake is vegetarian! Jack in the Box flavors the bacon shake with Torani bacon-flavored syrup so you might be even able to pass this off as a healthy meal (no you can't). I'm a little sad that they didn't mix up real bacon in the shake but hey, I'm sure it tastes amazing.

so go to Portillo's*, order a milkshake and a side of bacon. Insert bacon into milkshake.

PROFIT!

*Unless Steak N Shake is closer

[CBStew]

How many times do I have to point this out?  You can't mix pork and dairy.  They must be eaten separately.

What leverage does a religion that doesn't believe in Hell have?

Who needs Hell when you are a Cub fan?

[Quality Start Machine]

How many times do I have to point this out?  You can't mix pork and dairy.  They must be eaten separately.

What leverage does a religion that doesn't believe in Hell have?

Who needs Hell when you are a Cub fan?

40 years in the desert was a breeze by comparison.

[Chuck to Chuck]

How many times do I have to point this out?  You can't mix pork and dairy.  They must be eaten separately.

What leverage does a religion that doesn't believe in Hell have?

Who needs Hell when you are a Cub fan?

40 years in the desert was a breeze by comparison.

Somebody dropped a quarter.

[Bort]

How many times do I have to point this out?  You can't mix pork and dairy.  They must be eaten separately.

What leverage does a religion that doesn't believe in Hell have?

Who needs Hell when you are a Cub fan?

40 years in the desert was a breeze by comparison.

Somebody dropped a quarter.

I've traveled with enough Jews to say it probably only seemed like 40 years.

[Wheezer]

How many times do I have to point this out?  You can't mix pork and dairy.  They must be eaten separately.

What leverage does a religion that doesn't believe in Hell have?

Who needs Hell when you are a Cub fan?

40 years in the desert was a breeze by comparison.

Somebody dropped a quarter.

I've traveled with enough Jews to say it probably only seemed like 40 years.

You know, Natural Hygiene prohibits combining melons with any other food.