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Kerm

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2008, 03:10:55 PM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 02:35:44 PM
I hope the reggae guy is in it.

I hope the just plain gae guys are in it.


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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2008, 03:24:39 PM »
Aren't they all gay? They look like the damn village people. In fact, I don't want these homos associated with America at all.

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 03:53:43 PM »
Quote from: Kerm on March 26, 2008, 03:10:55 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 02:35:44 PM
I hope the reggae guy is in it.

I hope the just plain gae guys are in it.



Who is this guy? Cobra's basketball coach?

Was there a G.I. Joe Harlem Globetrotters cameo at some point that I missed?

Honestly, whatever they do with this movie, they do need to consider bringing back this Joe and his football-shaped flail...



He'd hetero this shit right up...



FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

butthead

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2008, 03:56:42 PM »
The 80's were awesome.

Slaky+

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2008, 05:54:09 PM »
What is that, a cudgel?

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2008, 05:59:09 PM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
What is that, a cudgel?

Looks more like a mace. A mace topped by an iron football of death.

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2008, 06:46:25 PM »
You want manly?  What's more manly then a body massage?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2008, 07:14:51 PM »

Thrillho

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2008, 12:00:13 PM »
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
What is that, a cudgel?

Looks more like a mace. A mace topped by an iron football of death.

I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was "Flail."

Flail.

As in, "football-shaped flail."
FADE IN:

EXT. COUNTRY HWY - DITCH - ESTABLISHING

                BOZ
     I'm a...

We zoom in tight on BOZ'S intense fucking eyes

                BOZ
           (incredulous)
     ...BANKER?!

SPFX: Something FUCKING explodes! HOLY SHIT!

PTanner

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2008, 12:13:51 PM »
Quote from: Thrillho on March 27, 2008, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
What is that, a cudgel?

Looks more like a mace. A mace topped by an iron football of death.

I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was "Flail."

Flail.

As in, "football-shaped flail."

There is no right answer that doesn't include "iron football of death".
Don't read too much into any of it. It's Rozner. He's a fucking idiot.

Slaky+

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2008, 09:11:24 AM »
Quote from: Thrillho on March 27, 2008, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
What is that, a cudgel?

Looks more like a mace. A mace topped by an iron football of death.

I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was "Flail."

Flail.

As in, "football-shaped flail."

I really wanted to use the word cudgel in a sentence. I think a cudgel is more like a giant hammer.

CT II

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2008, 09:15:19 AM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 28, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on March 27, 2008, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
What is that, a cudgel?

Looks more like a mace. A mace topped by an iron football of death.

I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was "Flail."

Flail.

As in, "football-shaped flail."

I really wanted to use the word cudgel in a sentence. I think a cudgel is more like a giant hammer.

I always thought of a cudgel as being more like a club or maybe a shilelagh.
I don't get this KurtEvans Photoshop at all

Slaky+

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2008, 09:35:33 AM »
Quote from: CT II on March 28, 2008, 09:15:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 28, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on March 27, 2008, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
What is that, a cudgel?

Looks more like a mace. A mace topped by an iron football of death.

I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was "Flail."

Flail.

As in, "football-shaped flail."

I really wanted to use the word cudgel in a sentence. I think a cudgel is more like a giant hammer.

I always thought of a cudgel as being more like a club or maybe a shilelagh.

cudgel - a club that is used as a weapon

A winner is you.

CT II

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2008, 09:42:23 AM »
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 28, 2008, 09:35:33 AM
Quote from: CT II on March 28, 2008, 09:15:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 28, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on March 27, 2008, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
What is that, a cudgel?

Looks more like a mace. A mace topped by an iron football of death.

I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was "Flail."

Flail.

As in, "football-shaped flail."

I really wanted to use the word cudgel in a sentence. I think a cudgel is more like a giant hammer.

I always thought of a cudgel as being more like a club or maybe a shilelagh.

cudgel - a club that is used as a weapon

A winner is you.

Cool, although I really just wanted an excuse to use the word shilelagh.

Although it's one of those words that's much more effective when said, than when typed.
I don't get this KurtEvans Photoshop at all

PTanner

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Re: G.I. Joe
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2008, 09:46:39 AM »
Quote from: CT II on March 28, 2008, 09:42:23 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 28, 2008, 09:35:33 AM
Quote from: CT II on March 28, 2008, 09:15:19 AM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 28, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
Quote from: Thrillho on March 27, 2008, 12:00:13 PM
Quote from: ChuckDickens on March 26, 2008, 05:59:09 PM
Quote from: Slaky+ on March 26, 2008, 05:54:09 PM
What is that, a cudgel?

Looks more like a mace. A mace topped by an iron football of death.

I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for was "Flail."

Flail.

As in, "football-shaped flail."

I really wanted to use the word cudgel in a sentence. I think a cudgel is more like a giant hammer.

I always thought of a cudgel as being more like a club or maybe a shilelagh.

cudgel - a club that is used as a weapon

A winner is you.

Cool, although I really just wanted an excuse to use the word shilelagh.

Although it's one of those words that's much more effective when said, than when typed.

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