The Fukkake Bukkake thread

[Chuck to Chuck]

So what changed?

I don't know.  I sure hope Perry can figure it out.  He did last year.

You should write an article about what a shitbag Perry is right now, though, so we can go back and laugh at it in August.

Right after your next Ryan Dempster diatribe.

[RV]

So what changed?

I don't know.  I sure hope Perry can figure it out.  He did last year.

Perry taught all of the hitters to stand on one foot and swing with the knob-end of the bat.  The results have been, predictably, terrible.

If Kurt could create a photoshop depicting Internet Chuck's Completely Logical System of Baseball Analysis, it may very well generate a supernova of confusion so powerful that it would render moot all the man hours expended on alternate energy research (assuming Paul could harness the output of the supernova).

[Kermit, B.]

So what changed?

I don't know.  I sure hope Perry can figure it out.  He did last year.

You should write an article about what a shitbag Perry is right now, though, so we can go back and laugh at it in August.

Right after your next Ryan Dempster diatribe.

See, unlike Soriano, though, Dempster actually WAS crap until last year.

[Chuck to Chuck]

So what changed?

I don't know.  I sure hope Perry can figure it out.  He did last year.

You should write an article about what a shitbag Perry is right now, though, so we can go back and laugh at it in August.

Right after your next Ryan Dempster diatribe.

See, unlike Soriano, though, Dempster actually WAS crap until last year.

So, I should have waited until this year to bash A Sor?

[Kermit, B.]

So what changed?

I don't know.  I sure hope Perry can figure it out.  He did last year.

You should write an article about what a shitbag Perry is right now, though, so we can go back and laugh at it in August.

Right after your next Ryan Dempster diatribe.

See, unlike Soriano, though, Dempster actually WAS crap until last year.

So, I should have waited until this year to bash A Sor just shut up already?

Yes'ed.

[Waco Kid]

So what changed?

I don't know.  I sure hope Perry can figure it out.  He did last year.

You should write an article about what a shitbag Perry is right now, though, so we can go back and laugh at it in August.

Right after your next Ryan Dempster diatribe.

See, unlike Soriano, though, Dempster actually WAS crap until last year's regular season.

October'd

[Eli]

So, I should have waited until this year to bash A Sor?

Well, it would have made more sense than what you've been doing for the past few years.  So, sure.  You should have waited.

[PenFoe]

So, I should have waited until this year to bash A Sor?

Well, it would have made more sense than what you've been doing for the past few years.  So, sure.  You should have waited.

You also should have waited until a day that wasn't right after he hit the game winning homer.

[Chuck to Chuck]

So, I should have waited until this year to bash A Sor?

Well, it would have made more sense than what you've been doing for the past few years.  So, sure.  You should have waited.

Do you recall his April last year?  It made this year's May look good.

[Eli]

So, I should have waited until this year to bash A Sor?

Well, it would have made more sense than what you've been doing for the past few years.  So, sure.  You should have waited.

Do you recall his April last year?  It made this year's May look good.

Oh, No!  It's Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts! Run!

[Kermit, B.]

So, I should have waited until this year to bash A Sor?

Well, it would have made more sense than what you've been doing for the past few years.  So, sure.  You should have waited.

Do you recall his April last year?  It made this year's May look good.

Oh, No!  It's Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts! Run!

Damn you.  I was keeping that one in my back pocket, just waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it.

[Eli]

So, I should have waited until this year to bash A Sor?

Well, it would have made more sense than what you've been doing for the past few years.  So, sure.  You should have waited.

Do you recall his April last year?  It made this year's May look good.

Oh, No!  It's Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts! Run!

Damn you.  I was keeping that one in my back pocket, just waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it.

Chuck talking about Soriano is about as perfect as it gets.

[Jon]

So, I should have waited until this year to bash A Sor?

Well, it would have made more sense than what you've been doing for the past few years.  So, sure.  You should have waited.

Do you recall his April last year?  It made this year's May look good.

Oh, No!  It's Making Well-Reasoned Arguments Backed With Facts! Run!

Damn you.  I was keeping that one in my back pocket, just waiting for the perfect opportunity to use it.

Chuck talking about Soriano is about as perfect as it gets.

What impresses me is that that sentence shouldn't make sense at all, but it does in context.

[CBStew]

Wittenmeyer quoting Fukudome who was talking about his 2007 elbow surgery,

"'I didn't feel the pain physically, but I must have been subconsciously feeling the pain of the elbow,'' said Fukudome, still reluctant to openly admit pain. But when asked if it was a factor last season, he said, ''Probably it was.''

I know that there is an alternate universe where that statement makes sense. 

[*In a Nutsack]

Wittenmeyer quoting Fukudome who was talking about his 2007 elbow surgery,

"'I didn't feel the pain physically, but I must have been subconsciously feeling the pain of the elbow,'' said Fukudome, still reluctant to openly admit pain. But when asked if it was a factor last season, he said, ''Probably it was.''

I know that there is an alternate universe where that statement makes sense. 

It could exist through a wormhole in the supernova RV spoke of earlier.